That is actually a pamphlet for psychics that Halle Berry is holding.
Kelly Osbourne coming home after partying last night in London.
Kelly Slater talks surfing with the CEO of Daphne's.
Mariah made her first appearance in public since the twins were born.
Nicole and Keith and the family back in Los Angeles so they can go to Kate & William's party.
Rumer Willis tries to get some attention at the gas station.
Nice big fake smiles and clenched teeth from both Salma Hayek and her husband.
Taylor Momsen got a bunch of girls to take off their tops and climb on stage with her in Barcelona last night.
Verne Troyer looking for fans that want a kiss from him.
WTH is up with that outfit that Rumer is wearing? Hideous!
ReplyDeleteRe: the Slater picture - it really grosses me out when you're hanging out with someone and they play with their own bare feet. I know it's probably just me and I'm a freak, but it grosses me out. I become hyper aware of everythng they touch after that, especially ME.
ReplyDeleteFunny how Rumer is so fair, because neither of her parents seem to be?
I really hope Taylor Momsen is embarrassed of this crap when she's older....
I thought Rumer was wearing tights at first. That looks awful, and that's coming from someone who is just as white as she is. Her boobs are sagging and it looks like her shorts are being sucked up her crotch.
ReplyDeleteTrouble at home Rumer?
Did Nicole have another kid? I thought she only had one with Keith, who's other kid is that?
ReplyDeleteRumer needs some serious bronzer, lol
Oh, I'll bet Rumor got some attention all right. She could hear the people laughing everywhere she went. Probably not the kind of attention she was hoping for, though.
ReplyDeleteDoes Halle Berry and Ginnifer Goodwyn share the same hair stylist?
I bet partying with Kelly would be a lot of fun.
*Ugh* RUMER I mean. Bah. Who cares?
ReplyDeleteMM, Nic & Keith used a surrogate.
ReplyDeleteI mean they admitted to using a surrogate with the second kid.
^Ha! Exactly, califblondy. Hiding a pillow under your clothing for 7 odd months and shooing people's hands away from your belly is a pain, y'all!
ReplyDeleteThe picture of Taylor M. with the shirtless girls is too close to child porn for my comfort...if I were their parents I would be fuming. Of course, I don't think I'd let my [future] child go to a Taylor M. concert!
ReplyDeleteAt least Verne is clothed. . .
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ReplyDelete1) Holy botox Leah Remini!
2) Why is Kelly Osbourne's nose all red?
Nicole may have used a surrogate for both babies, but they're definitely her biological children - they look just like her. Or, I guess they could be her sister's, if you like bigger conspiracies. :)
ReplyDeleteRumer is just so ugly, and high waisted shorts look good on NO ONE.
ReplyDeletea rumer slam is just too easy. i'm going to refrain today.
ReplyDeletemariah looks cute!
little sunday does not look happy...i'm so glad these people live in nashville most of the yr b/c it would suck to see her go thru suri-levels of pap attn.
That is one neat set of implants on Halle...wow
ReplyDeleteI will never understand how that weird french dude landed all those supermodels and salma hayek. I get that he is rich but so are the women (to a lessor degree of course) bleck. Its not even like he's all that nice seeming- I mean he and salma broke up for a few months and he knocked somebody up in that short span of time!
ReplyDeleteAs for Rumer- I actually like the retro-ness of those shorts- not on her per say but in general they're kinda cool looking.
Oh, and corrdinating her and her children's outfits just for the off chance of an airport photo op *cough Kidman *cough, is just deperate looking and ick nast. Glad Keith Urban didnt play into it, judging from his Johnny Cash black he's donning.
@RQ, I hear ya about the feet thing! That grossed me out :(...you just know he's going to touch a damn doorknob somewhere
ReplyDelete^lol! THANK YOU.
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ReplyDeleteMy city is crawling with hipsters and the girls all wear those high wasted shorts and floral dresses with tights. It's driving me nuts.
ReplyDeleteI'm just as pale as her and I didn't put self-tanner on my legs today so I wore jeans. I know I shouldn't care but I do. Also, fishy white skin seems to be the only colour you're allowed to openly mock.
Why does Mariah always have to have 15 peeps holding her up? I know she can't walk in heels after a few (or a lot) glasses of champagne, but she's wearing work-out clothes for gosh sakes. Surely she isn't back on the bottle and wearing stillettos with sweat pants.
ReplyDeleteOh wait, this is Mariah after all...nevermind
@Jasmine, from what I've read, he and Linda were actually dating before he hooked up with Salma. When he and Salma broke up, he went out with Linda again before dumping her-again.
ReplyDeleteI think his appeal is that he owns all those amazing fashion houses. Shit- I'd date him if I could get my hands on those clothes.....j/k
Also- I love Nicole Kidman, Always have, but she always appears to be holding her baby very awkwardly.
I'm sorry, but Rumer's face DOES look like a potato. Who started that, was it Michael K on Dlisted?
ReplyDeleteThat said, I'm all about Pale Pride. NOT the same thing as "white pride" mind you, but just being comfortable with having pale fishy belly skin and not trying to tan it or dye it, which is just sooooo silly.
I just put one coat of self-tanner on, it takes away the bluish hue that my legs have (thanks veins). The other day the glare was bugging me. And people always have to comment and poke fun.
ReplyDelete@Deep- thanks for that back history :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I totally forgot he had his hands in all those fashion pies (so to speak lol.
Now that DEFINITELY would have me pausing to decide if he asked me out. Still though, especially in light of that Linda history and how he treated her, I dunno.
I always say that if looks arent really there than a good heart can transform someone into being attractive. And if this guy doesnt have either quality than whats the point??? Money is a cold lover and just wouldnt satisfy me forever, ya know?
Kellie Osborne looked so nice earlier in the evening! Nat Weller looks fab (son of Paul Weller)
ReplyDeleteI'm with Pookie, I hardly ever see Sunday Rose smiling either. I hope it's because she is just a shy child and is freaked out by all the creepy paps wherever they go, and not that she is an unhappy child.
ReplyDeleteAs for poor Rumer, I feel bad people are so mean to her. I mean, can she actually help the way her bones/facial structure is? Her clothes yes, but not her face. And if she DID do something, she might wind up unrecognizable like Jennifer Grey from Dirty Dancing did after her nose job.
I do like Rumer's shorts. If I could pull it off, I'd wear them.
ReplyDeleteBut I would look like the Pillsbury dough boy in them, I think.
With Nicole-there are SOO FEW pics of Sunday Rose, so I could not even comment on her smiling. Besides, Nicole and Keith are coming out of terminal, some photograhers JUST HANG OUT at certain ones at LAX, and the worse one was released, NO ONE from the family is looking at the camera, EXCEPT THE BODYGUARD who is giving the SKUNKEYE at him. Their babies are really cute, red hair like Nicki.
ReplyDeleteNow Rumer, It does look like she is wearing White tights.. Maybe she NEVER wears shorts or a Swimsuit. She is ALWAYS BEING MADE FUN OF for her LOOKS, she might not. As for her skin color not being as DARK AS HER PARENTS???? Mom is always in a swimsuit. Rumer is not too attractive, her face is a large oval, Demi's is a petite round(surgery or not, I do not know) but this is a problem for the girls of FAMOUS PRETTY WOMEN who marry famous NOT attractive men.(ex. Christy Brinkly and Billy Joel. Alexis does alot, but no Christy, has alot of her father's features, thankfully her father's talent too, but tried suicide last year). The press and posters ARE CRUEL AND BULLIES. Pointing out she is not as 'SMALL' as Demi or her sisters. Not as PRETTY as, etc. So Rumer lost weight, and has BOOBS, SO SHE IS SHOWING EVERYONE!!!
I hear you re: being mocked for white legs. Everything else on my body usually gets tanned, but they do not - and people love to point it out... :(
ReplyDeleteI think Rumer is built really well...that said, she could dress better.
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