Katie Holmes decided she had enough bikinis and sun in Miami for awhile so headed off to Fashion Week in Paris where she hung out with Cate Blanchett and Roberta Armani.
Khloe Kardashian looks like a joy to hang out with.
Kimberly Stewart getting bigger by the day. No word still from Benicio.
Lady GaGa does the claw in Taiwan. Must be a Texas Rangers fan.
This is what Lindsay Lohan did on house arrest. Posed for Vanity Fair Italy. I think the bear is trying to look down her top. Hell, if he buys her a drink she will probably let him grope them.
Olivia Wilde wins the cool t-shirt of the day award.
Russell Brand looking oddly sad.
I still can't decide if the whole breakup thing was for ratings.
A body rub ointment manufacturer in Japan hired Tiger to endorse their product. Well, I am sure he will rub it somewhere.
Zac Efron compares muscles with other guys.
The fuck is Lindsay holding onto? A crystal Skull? Bet it's full of coke and pills.
ReplyDeleteRoberta Armani must be his sister cus I know Giorgio is not straight particularly since he has a penchant for muscular black men, OOOPS, lol
ReplyDeleteWell hello, Zac Efron. Looks like you're all growed up! Rowr!
ReplyDeleteLindsay looks fucking ROUGH. Seriously - she's got dirty meth face and exaggerated features. She probably thinks she's gorgeous. Shows what hard living will do.
Want Olivia's shirt! Want!
Kimberly S. looks trashy and not happy.
ReplyDeleteLohan looks old and I thought she had a boob job they look worst than mine lol.
Zac will always be gay to me.
Zac looks HOT HOT HOT! I feel a bit strange feeling this way as he is techinically young enough to be my child, but damn, that boy looks GOOD!
ReplyDeleteKhloe is the only Kardashian I'd want to hang out with. I actually think she looks like a pretty fun gal.
Can't wait for Lindsay to be arrested again, tick tock...
ReplyDeleteI just can't get over that skull in the Lindsay photo. Of course she'd have a gold skull just lying around her house. That skull has more brains than she does.
ReplyDeleteIs Tiger Woods really holding that product? or is it photoshopped in?
ReplyDelete"I feel a bit strange feeling this way as he is techinically young enough to be my child, but damn, that boy looks GOOD!"
ReplyDelete@MacVixen...don't feel strange about it. Art is art. I would equate my appreciating a young hunkasaurus the same way I would appreciate like, a Rembrandt.
I think Shannon Tweed has to pee.
ReplyDeleteZac turned into a hot piece. Yowza!
ReplyDeleteLindsay needs to crawl into a hole. Or contract a STD that causes skin lesions. Anything to get her out of our sight. I tried to feel bad for her, but she's not worth it.
Ok, what is a honey badger? I've heard the term, there are conflicting definitions on Urban dictionary and I'm just plain bothered that I don't know what it means.
ReplyDeleteHelp please!
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteDoes "Che Viale Vi Ho Fatto" mean "This ho has gotten fat" in Italian?
ReplyDeleteWHOA. Zac Efron is GORGEOUS. I've always thought he was a pretty boy, but now he's crossed the line into Jared Leto territory -- but waaaay hotter. Mmmm. Nom nom nom.
ReplyDeleteEh. Tiger's always going to get endorsements. How many visible GOLFERS are there, anyway? Talk about slim pickins.
I'm far more pissed about Subway giving some sportsmanship award to Michael Vick when there are surely scads of great athletes out there who *aren't* total pieces of shit. I sure as hell won't be eating any five-dollar footlongs anytime soon.
I actually WOULD hang out with Khloe. She's the only Kardashian who could probably maintain a conversation that doesn't revolve around herself.
Cate Blanchett = my favorite living actress, and she looks flawless as usual.
Amazonblue, I believe Olivia's shirt is related to a viral nature video (the image on her shirt is of the animal, a honey badger)
ReplyDeleteOlivia Wilde is so fucking UGLY!
ReplyDelete@amazonblue - watch this. Seriously.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
Ida - me either. Shame, because I used to give them a lot of my business. My bf and I picked up sandwiches today for lunch to eat in the sun on our break - he went to Subway, I went to the place next door which was way better anyway. Subway can suck it.
ReplyDeleteRQ - Me too!! I literally squealed when I saw that shirt. I LOVE LOVE LOVE honey badgers! It's a bit of an unnatural obsession, really.
ReplyDeleteFor all of those wondering what a honey badger is, watch and be amazed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U&feature=player_embedded#at=66
ReplyDeleteHoney Badger is also a classification in WeHo for a gay man who is smaller than a bear but very hairy. Hence the Just Jack-style gay narrator on the video.
ReplyDeleteEnty, talk more about Gene Simmons. what is the deal??? I watched the shows and got the vibe the breakup was staged and leading up to a season-end marriage, but Shannon's tears over him cheating were real. Anyone else see it?
I have to agree that Zac Efron looks amazing. I never thought he was appealing - too pretty, but he's definitely grown into a fine looking young man, and that makes me a dirty old lady.
ReplyDeleteLohan used to be stunningly beautiful, but now she looks like the drugs, booze and whatnot have taken its toll on her in the worst way. Granted, she's still pretty, but when you compare her with the promise of what she was going to look like, then she's hideous, and that's real sad.
I sorta half agree with all of you who are drooling over Zac pretty boy Efron. The thing is though if you really look at the pic (and I saw others at various angles too) the boy is ridiculously thin. Look at this pic... His shoulders are fab BUT his upper torso i.e. chest/waist is just itty bitty and too little boy to me. He looks like a really really fit 14 and a half yr old. I dunno, while my first instinct is always to drool over muscle I gotta step back on this one and just tilt my head like a confused dog and walk away.
ReplyDeleteGranted, she's still pretty,
ReplyDelete^^^Madlyb, I think that is the skull you are looking at, Lindsay's the one between the bear and the skull.
Katie, lay off the Botox. Someone's going to mistake your forehead for a bottle of Wesson pretty soon.
ReplyDeleteKid Sis: I half watched the Family Jewels episodes about Shannon leaving, but didn't she only stay away a night or two? Very brief and although the issue was real I didn't feel there was a chance she was leaving for good, more that they had decided together to address it.
ReplyDeleteShannon Tweed is not going to leave her money train! They are basically married without the paper. She is well taken care of and has no visible signs of support. Her soft-porn days are over and I don't see her doing anything else with her time. Simmons knows this and is not worried about Shannon. IF she had any respect for herself, she would have left him ALONG time ago.
ReplyDelete