Prince Albert Wants To Throw Reporters In Jail

All I have to say is that I am glad that Prince Albert is the toothless leader of a principality because if you set this guy loose anywhere else, you would have a dictator of epic proportions. Yesterday he summoned the three reporters to the palace in Monaco. Not normal everyday reporters but bigger lapdogs than someone who has worked at Kneepads for 30 years. I mean these reporters made Larry King look like he worked for 60 Minutes.

Anyway, he summoned them all because he is tired of all the rumors about how his wife tried to run away before their wedding. Actually that is a fact, but he does not like facts. He also said the same thing about why they stayed separately on their honeymoon. Uh huh. Keep talking. The press that covered the story kept talking about how the Prince was "visibly wounded," or "hurt" about the comments. What really really got me though was this threat he delivered, "What is regrettable is that the media seized on these rumors without verifying their information," complained Albert, as his bride sat beside him, holding his hand. "I find it unworthy of your colleagues. I have always respected the freedom of expression. But the dissemination of false information is lamentable and subject to criminal penalties."

So, he is saying that because he says it is untrue that makes it untrue and if you report it you face going to jail in his country? Can you imagine if this guy had real power? Do you know how many women he would have already got pregnant if this were say 200 years ago? I used to think the guy was some harmless guy who liked to f**k tourists who came to Monaco. Now, I think he has got some serious power trip issues going on and I am scared for Charlene and she needs to run run run.