Tuesday, July 26, 2011

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT closeted former “SNL” star is getting a bad reputation at spas and gyms around Hollywood for his illegal sexual activities?
The once-married actor has been caught pleasuring himself in front of other male patrons, and it’s just a matter of time before he’s publicly exposed!


48 comments:

  1. Chris Kattan always gave off a gay vibe

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  3. yeah, going with Chris Kattan...

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  4. or, Fred Armisen (sp?)

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  5. I was going to guess Rob Schneider but it looks like he's still married.

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  6. Hmmm, Mike Meyers is a good guess.

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  7. I'm with the Chris Kittan guess.

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  8. However, MM has had a lot of gossip about his activities.

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  9. I'm gonna go with Armisen. Nasty, icky, unfunny Armisen.

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  10. Oops. He's still on SNL.

    Okay. Myers.

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  11. I think it's Mike Meyers also

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  12. But Meyers has remarried, so not him.

    Kattan..or even Eddie Murphy?

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  13. Mike Meyers is currently married. To a woman. So I go for Armison.

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  14. Anonymous10:08 AM

    It is Mikey M. I guess that will blow his fake marriage with somebody's child on the way to Hell.

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  15. Kattan. Meyers is still married and Armisen is still on SNL.

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  16. But Eddie likes to bottom for trannies.

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  17. Wow, a lot of Armisen hate here! I really like him.

    Sounds like Kattan. For some reason I feel as though he has appeared in a blind or two here as well, that did not put him in a favorable light.

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  18. Oh yeah, and Kattan's marriage ended after 8 weeks.

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  19. Kattan

    Armisen is still on SNL, and Myers is twice (and currently) married.

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  20. Kattan. Ditto the above reasons.

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  21. Myers has been widely rumored to be semi-openly gay now, and he married his second wife (his former PA) very quietly.

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  22. I don't know about Chris Kattan. It's not Mike Myers, as he is still married, and trying for a baby. Armisen is supposed to be an awful person, privately, even though hysterical on TV.

    Eddie Murphy already has the bad reputation!

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  23. I don't know his name, but the one who wears those black glasses? He was married to someone and they split up a bit ago, everyone said it was the Xenu thing..

    Does anyone know who I am talking about?

    Or maybe Will Farrel? I have always gotten a weird vibe from him.


    Heck, this could even be Tracy Morgan for all I know.

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  24. Mike Myers is known for MUCH more then SNL. It's been almost 20 years since he was on that show. Not Him.

    I like Fred Armison too. His President Obama impression isn't the greatest but His Joy Behar is a cream. "So, what who cares?"

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  25. I go with Armison - he's just creepy.

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  26. @JoElla - that's Armisen

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  27. I just had to google Armisen and scientology and NO NO NO!

    I had no IDEA Elisabeth Moss from Mad Men was a scientologist!

    *sigh* There goes my crush on her

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  28. Don't ask me how and it ISN'T from personal experience but Armisen loves the ladies, according to people I know who know him.

    How about someone old school, like Joe Piscopo (he always seemed like a pedophile to me!) or Jon Lovitz?

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  29. I completely co-sign what Ray said.


    Totally.

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  30. Sorry, Eddie definitely doesn't bottom for the trans girls. Not at all.

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  31. If Spade is gay he's gone to insane lengths to hide it. Kattan was with Jennifer Coolidge for a long time.

    I skipped over the "once-married" bit, which would seem to rule out Myers.

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  32. It's Mike Meyers. He is definitely closeted and definitely gay.

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  34. okay, spade has never been married, so nix that. And his brother is married to Kate Spade? Damn, I'd marry him just for the family discount!

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  35. About half of them.

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  36. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Wayne's World Wayne's World, Party time execellent....

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  37. I thoughts Lovits came out?

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  38. Anonymous6:55 PM

    I like Fred Armisen too!

    @Terri, as would I. I LOVE her purses.

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  39. Straight up (errrrrrrrrrrr)...... it's Mike Myers. Dude has had a beard forever!

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  40. I'm going with Bill Murray just to be different.

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  41. Seriously? If Armisen is still on SNL then it's NOT HIM, right? This blind says, "former" SNL star.

    I vote for Kattan.

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