National Enquirer Blind Item
WHAT closeted former “SNL” star is getting a bad reputation at spas and gyms around Hollywood for his illegal sexual activities?
The once-married actor has been caught pleasuring himself in front of other male patrons, and it’s just a matter of time before he’s publicly exposed!
Chris Kattan always gave off a gay vibe
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ReplyDeleteyeah, going with Chris Kattan...
ReplyDeleteor, Mike Meyers
ReplyDeleteor, Fred Armisen (sp?)
ReplyDeleteI was going to guess Rob Schneider but it looks like he's still married.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, Mike Meyers is a good guess.
ReplyDeleteI'm with the Chris Kittan guess.
ReplyDeleteHowever, MM has had a lot of gossip about his activities.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go with Armisen. Nasty, icky, unfunny Armisen.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Mike Meyers to me.
ReplyDeleteOops. He's still on SNL.
ReplyDeleteOkay. Myers.
I think it's Mike Meyers also
ReplyDeleteBut Meyers has remarried, so not him.
ReplyDeleteKattan..or even Eddie Murphy?
Mike Meyers is currently married. To a woman. So I go for Armison.
ReplyDeleteIt is Mikey M. I guess that will blow his fake marriage with somebody's child on the way to Hell.
ReplyDeleteKattan. Meyers is still married and Armisen is still on SNL.
ReplyDeleteEddie Murphy
ReplyDeleteBut Eddie likes to bottom for trannies.
ReplyDeleteWow, a lot of Armisen hate here! I really like him.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Kattan. For some reason I feel as though he has appeared in a blind or two here as well, that did not put him in a favorable light.
Oh yeah, and Kattan's marriage ended after 8 weeks.
ReplyDeleteKattan
ReplyDeleteArmisen is still on SNL, and Myers is twice (and currently) married.
Kattan. Ditto the above reasons.
ReplyDeleteMyers has been widely rumored to be semi-openly gay now, and he married his second wife (his former PA) very quietly.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about Chris Kattan. It's not Mike Myers, as he is still married, and trying for a baby. Armisen is supposed to be an awful person, privately, even though hysterical on TV.
ReplyDeleteEddie Murphy already has the bad reputation!
I don't know his name, but the one who wears those black glasses? He was married to someone and they split up a bit ago, everyone said it was the Xenu thing..
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know who I am talking about?
Or maybe Will Farrel? I have always gotten a weird vibe from him.
Heck, this could even be Tracy Morgan for all I know.
Mike Myers is known for MUCH more then SNL. It's been almost 20 years since he was on that show. Not Him.
ReplyDeleteI like Fred Armison too. His President Obama impression isn't the greatest but His Joy Behar is a cream. "So, what who cares?"
Scream, I meant.
ReplyDeleteHoratio Sanz?
ReplyDeleteI go with Armison - he's just creepy.
ReplyDelete@JoElla - that's Armisen
ReplyDeleteI just had to google Armisen and scientology and NO NO NO!
ReplyDeleteI had no IDEA Elisabeth Moss from Mad Men was a scientologist!
*sigh* There goes my crush on her
Don't ask me how and it ISN'T from personal experience but Armisen loves the ladies, according to people I know who know him.
ReplyDeleteHow about someone old school, like Joe Piscopo (he always seemed like a pedophile to me!) or Jon Lovitz?
I completely co-sign what Ray said.
ReplyDeleteTotally.
David Spade?
ReplyDeleteSorry, Eddie definitely doesn't bottom for the trans girls. Not at all.
ReplyDeleteIf Spade is gay he's gone to insane lengths to hide it. Kattan was with Jennifer Coolidge for a long time.
ReplyDeleteI skipped over the "once-married" bit, which would seem to rule out Myers.
It's Mike Meyers. He is definitely closeted and definitely gay.
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ReplyDeleteokay, spade has never been married, so nix that. And his brother is married to Kate Spade? Damn, I'd marry him just for the family discount!
ReplyDeleteAbout half of them.
ReplyDeleteWayne's World Wayne's World, Party time execellent....
ReplyDeleteI thoughts Lovits came out?
ReplyDeleteI like Fred Armisen too!
ReplyDelete@Terri, as would I. I LOVE her purses.
Straight up (errrrrrrrrrrr)...... it's Mike Myers. Dude has had a beard forever!
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Bill Murray just to be different.
ReplyDeleteSeriously? If Armisen is still on SNL then it's NOT HIM, right? This blind says, "former" SNL star.
ReplyDeleteI vote for Kattan.
it's Eddie Murphy
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