Do you remember Ashley Horn? She is the now 16 year old teen who found out just two years ago that Lindsay Lohan is her half-sister. Instead of feeling pain and hurt and shame that Michael Lohan is her father, she has instead chosen to follow in the footsteps of Lindsay and Ali by making some really bad music. OK, well I don't know for sure if it is bad, but, lets face it, what are the odds are that it is good. With that being said, if it is good or at least sells a lot and makes money, Michael Lohan would swoop down faster than Paris got naked for Lindsay. One way to make Michael or Dina pay attention to you and pretend to love you is make money. To me she kind of seems like Rebecca Black.
If Willow Smith is allowed to have a hit song, I say anyone can. Few things on the radio are worse than "Whip My Hair."
ReplyDeleteHell, I'll get down to FRIIIIIIday, FRIIIIIday before I willingly listen to ANYTHING released by the Smith progeny.
That poor girl.
ReplyDeleteWait. Is the Paris comment a BI reference?
ReplyDeleteSigh. Anyone can record music now.
ReplyDeleteAnd Ashley Horn becomes Michael Lohan's favourite daughter in 3...2.....
No, I didn't remember this Ashley Horn chick but thanks so much for reminding us. Another Lohan. Just what the world needed. Does Disney have a hand in this chick too?
ReplyDelete@ blog hopper - I was thinking the same thing but I'm not sure which one!
ReplyDeleteParis got naked for Lindsay? This gif sums that up for me:
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eww. another parents whoring out their kid. does this "dad" sniff them out or what?
ReplyDeletei have never heard the whip my hair song or friday (and i like it that way). the smith kids are so annoying to me. just looking at them pisses me off. starting to hate all child "stars"....
Reminds me of a poster I one saw in a record store of Lindsay posing with an electric guitar. Like that bitch knows one end of a guitar from the other.
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ReplyDeleteI would be surprised if the mother DIDN'T try to exploit her child for money using Lindsay Lohan's name and tenuous familial connection to pick up some coin. Any woman who sleeps with Michael Lohan would have to be a scumbag so this make perfect sense. Honestly wouldn't you be surprised if she just wanted her child to have a normal life where she supported her child and not the other way around, where nobody knew of the Lohan connection which would be healthier for the kid? Slimy people are attracted to each other, users use people even their own kids. She's probably trying to get the kid modeling gigs and the kid is in acting classes too I bet.
ReplyDeleteTwo sociopaths for parents doesn't bode well for the future, but easy money is so hard to turn down.
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ReplyDeleteWhat THE HELL is in Michael Lohan's spunk to continue producing these fame hungry idiots?!
ReplyDeleteIts like the chicken and the egg- what came first- Michael and Dina's love of fame, money, and personal laziness, creating a drive to push their children into the spotlight so they can ride on the backs of their fame OR were the kids coming out of Mike "mesh shirt" Lohan all destined to become d-list wannabe pathetic celebs who think they're worth more than they are?
Gross
I am heading down to the church to stock up on holy water and Christ crackers (yes, I know what they really are. I used to call them that when I was little and my children called them that too) because this right here, is a sign that the end of times are upon us. Let me know if yall need the hook up!
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