Lauryn Hill Calls Rohan Marley, Mr. Marley

Guess what? Turns out that Lauryn Hill wants all of us to know that Rohan Marley didn't dump her while she was pregnant with his baby. Nope. He dumped her while she was pregnant with another guy's baby. So, now I guess, much like Steve Buscemi's character in Billy Madison, I have to cross off Rohan from the bad guy list. Oh yeah, I threw out a Billy Madison reference. That one scene alone is worth the rest of the movie.

Anyway, Ms. Hill as she refers to herself released a statement which can be seen above. Basically she is saying the kid is hers and hers alone and she implies but does not actually say that she and Rohan were on a break when she got pregnant. I guess that means they were not on a break because she is pretty clear about everything else she wants us to know. I wonder who the dad is. I wonder if the dad knows he is the dad. Anyone who had sex with Lauryn Hill between 9 and 10 months ago, please step forward. So, Rohan you are forgiven.

Thanks Christina.