You know it is a slow week when a tabloid cannot even muster the effort to come up with some kind of Jennifer Aniston cover and instead go with a Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel reunion. According to US Weekly, the couple are back on. Back on what? The pretend bandwagon? Obviously Gerard Butler did not want to play the game like Jessica wanted it played so he moved on. There are not too many guys who would stick around for years on end and not actually be the boyfriend in the truest sense of the word.
Apparently the couple is just taking it slow right now. Uh huh. Justin decided he did not like the single life. Uh huh. I think that was more like Mila Kunis found him lacking in certain areas. Hey, everyone has to fill space and a former couple haring a taco in a foreign country qualifies as canoodling which qualifies as hooking up which qualifies as dating which qualifies as probably about to get proposed to on their very own reality show.
I call bullshit. He was trying to shake her for about two years. No amount of her pap photos or planted stories about other stars being interested in her are going to send him back into that pit of neediness. Maybe a good time...briefly? But not a long time.
ReplyDeleteWho the eff cares? Really slow day. Next!
ReplyDeleteI feel like she's got some major dirt on him. IMO she doesn't want the public to know she is gay (even though noone would really care) and she has Justin playing this role so she can maintain her image.
ReplyDeleteI am so ashamed to know that Justin gave an interview recently where he mentioned he loves FWB, that it has always worked for him (he tried to justify it by saying that them being in the business and being able to relate to him was more important than the sex but whatever) after the reveals about what Cameron will do, I'm not shocked they lasted so long. Jessica is just using it for publicity so I doubt she gives a flying fig who he hooks up with on the side, so it works for both. He doesn't want to be tied to one girl and she..well. Yeah.
ReplyDeleteGerard doesn't need her for publicity and probably found the whole thing more like a job than actually hanging out and having fun.
...and that upcoming movie looks hideous.
What is it with women in Hollywood and no self respect? Just makes me want to give them a bitch slap and say WTF at the top of my voice!
ReplyDeleteI've always thought that Jessica is one of those girls who either looks drop-dead beautiful or somewhat homely. She's always reminded me of Christy Turlington's dowdier little sister. And I HATE her dress, hair, and makeup in that picture. HATE.
ReplyDeleteI think he should restart his fling with ScarJo. Neither seem too interested in commitment, and maybe Justin can persuade Scarlett to never make music again, and Scarlett can persuade Justin to never act again. See? It's a win-win.
IMO she doesn't want the public to know she is gay (even though no one would really care) and she has Justin playing this role so she can maintain her image.
ReplyDeleteI agree with most of what you're saying, but honestly--what image does Jessica have to maintain? She's not a superstar like Angelina or potential breakout persona like Emma Stone. I'm not sure the average person would know her name.
Jessica is a decent looking, barely average B-list actress. There's nothing wrong with her, but she's just kinda there.
I'm surprised she hasn't tried to get back into TV yet. That would do more to boost her image than going back to Justin.
It's funny that Gerard and Mila both saw through J&J's bullcrap and walked away, though.
I don't know why everyone throws shade on her. Of her. Or "them".
ReplyDeleteWhat if everything you guys think about them is actually completely fabricated and she is really a nice girl, who loves adventure (mountain climbing, etc) and he is a nice Southern boy with a decent head on his shoulders?
I think she is gorgeous and he is handsome and talented.
What makes everyone think she is needy and a giant lesbo and that Justin is just her "beard"? So what, there was that one picture, that one time at that one basketball game. I hold hands with my besties now and then! And if I new a camera was pointed at my rear-end, I'd grab some chicks ass too. It would be funny!
Get over it people. I'm sure they're a shockingly normal couple. So "normal" that people have to make shit up about them to seem interesting.
I don't know what's going on with them, but I just can't buy the beard/contract/whatever theories. It just seems like too much effort for either to maintain. And for what? Neither of them seem that important or deep to me.
ReplyDeleteYes, I've heard she has a long time girl friend also...
ReplyDeleteWell, beyond the fact that it's US Weekly, he did just speak pretty highly of her in an interview SO maybe they were just getting together as friends.
ReplyDeleteI really don't care. They are pretty boring together. Zzzzz.
I didn't care about them before, I don't care about them now.
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ReplyDeleteThe only thing missing from that Us article was an announcement to go see Justin in Bad Teacher (now playing) and to be sure to catch him in Friend's With Benefits (in theaters July 22.)
ReplyDeleteUs magazine is such a whore rag. They'll promote anything for a buck.
I can't stand him and he looks so stupid with those frames.
ReplyDelete@Sylvia: I can't believe that glasses are back in style that, in high school, people used to get wedgies for wearing.
ReplyDeleteI'm so confused. I can't keep any of the CDANers' gossip about them right. She's gay? He's gay? He's got Axl Affliction? Dunno.
ReplyDeleteRobert, the frames I used to wear were big time nerdy hahaha.
ReplyDelete@Sylvia: Mine, too! I comfort myself now by saying I was ahead of the curve.
ReplyDeleteSo basically Enty is saying their both gay. Is that correct?
ReplyDeleteWell, Jessica is so very beautiful, and it's hard for her to be taken seriously as a beautiful woman in Hollywood *cough*.
ReplyDeleteJB is practically a man. And JT is practically a Teddy Bear.
I let my US subscription slide as well. It is packed full of lies and more lies.
ReplyDeleteGod why would he go back to that thing? Who actually believes that "she is the most significant person im his life" BS. She is a doormat and he couldn't find another one that was willing to let him do whatever he wants - cheat. His PR didn't even deny it.
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