Monday, July 25, 2011

The Hoff Turns 59 - Security Called


At least this year for his birthday, The Hoff did not require any medical attention. No stomachs being pumped or alcohol poisoning for him. Nope. All he did this year was head to Vegas, get into one huge nasty fight with his girlfriend, had security pay him a visit and then head down to a nightclub so he could get paid for having his birthday party at the hotel. Yep, sounds like a pretty typical weekend for The Hoff. I would imagine the argument was probably something to do with his drinking and an attempt for The Hoff to remain conscious long enough for him to host the party. Either that or this was his girlfriend's first trip to Vegas and she did not want to spend it like she has spent every night since their relationship started which is to say watching The Hoff stack his finished bottles of booze in a pyramid. The girlfriend wanted to get out, see a show, meet Wayne Newton and try buffet or two.


8 comments:

  1. His girlfriend looks a lot like Carrie Underwood.

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  2. That woman has never even seen a buffet, much less eaten at one.

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  3. He was at the Big Brother house earlier that day. The houseguests were saying on the live feeds(yes I watch them) how out of it he was. They thought he was high on xanax. They said it was really sad. Editing did a good job on his episode to make it seem like he was with it. Mind you, he was on the show for less then 3 minutes.

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  4. i believe that he still has potential, but unless he seeks help and really puts forth effort, he's going to become more of a laughing stock...and that makes me sad for his kids.

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  5. Someone better explain to her that that's the price of being a gold-digger: putting up with the bullshit of the sad sack you pretend to like who you wouldn't give the time of day to were he not wealthy.

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  6. @Pookie - I agree. He could have been like Shatner!

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  7. What figgy said.

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  8. http://mix941fm.radio.com/2011/07/25/exclusive-hasselhoff-speaks-to-mark-and-mercedes

    here is a feed from a local Vegas radio show. they talked to David Hasselhoff about the night in question. hmmmm.

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