The Hoff Turns 59 - Security Called

At least this year for his birthday, The Hoff did not require any medical attention. No stomachs being pumped or alcohol poisoning for him. Nope. All he did this year was head to Vegas, get into one huge nasty fight with his girlfriend, had security pay him a visit and then head down to a nightclub so he could get paid for having his birthday party at the hotel. Yep, sounds like a pretty typical weekend for The Hoff. I would imagine the argument was probably something to do with his drinking and an attempt for The Hoff to remain conscious long enough for him to host the party. Either that or this was his girlfriend's first trip to Vegas and she did not want to spend it like she has spent every night since their relationship started which is to say watching The Hoff stack his finished bottles of booze in a pyramid. The girlfriend wanted to get out, see a show, meet Wayne Newton and try buffet or two.