Tuesday, July 26, 2011

David Arquette Takes Joe Francis Seconds


When you reach a certain age, you realize that any new partner you have in your life has been with several people. You hope they can count them using just their fingers and toes, and do not need a calculator, but you also hope they have not been exposed to anything frightful. And when I say frightful, is there anything that frightens you more than Paris Hilton? Of course not. I mean they could make those sex-ed films about her about what not to do. Has she been with Joe Francis? Absolutely. At this point he is probably not the most squeaky individual either and not just due to an infestation of Paris. So, why, if you are David Arquette and you can presumably find someone not so possibly affected would you decide to have as your new girlfriend, the ex-wife of Joe Francis? Why? What makes you say to yourself, I don't care who has been here before or a six degrees thing, I want Joe Francis' ex and by extension a shot at Paris Hilton. I think there should be charts and books given out complimentary in Los Angeles when you get off the plane or arrive at the California border which details everyone that could possibly be in this little circle of hell.

17 comments:

  1. Lol. Not once is her name mentioned in this post.

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  2. i think the answer would be "cuz he has the Herp too?"

    anyone who lays a finger on Joe Francis has to have some serious Daddy issues and non-existent self esteem. the guy is rapist.

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  3. I agree with Jax. Joe is just as nasty or worse than Paris.

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  5. This whole post seems off putting to me.
    First, not saying her name and thus making her into almost an object- possessed first by Francis and now Arquette.
    Second, making it seem as though if this girl was with someone who previously gave her an incurable STI/STD that she isnt worthy of finding happiness with someone else.
    And third, even joking (Im hoping) saying that there should be a list given of people who've been with a lot of partners/gotten STD/STIs seems annoying to me.

    Obviously she has her share of problems for even associating with Joe Francis but nonetheless, maybe I'm being sensitive about this but I just know if I was ever unfortunate enough to be inflicted with the Herp or something equally as nasty, this post would be like a kick in the stomach- its just so harsh.

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  7. Nice post Jasmine. ITA!

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  8. Have you ever seen those STD charts the health department does to figure out all the partners that an infected person may have exposed? Very frightening. The power of exponential math at its finest.
    I wouldn't want to even sit in the same chair after Paris Hilton.

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  9. Jasmine, thank you for echoing my annoyance. And then to top this article with one about a maid who has been raped multiple times and say it's a good read? Let the demeaning and degrading of women continue. WTH!

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  10. Ent, I think you may be the only person in Hollywood not in that circle of hell.

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  11. eeeeuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    Joe Francis is the creepiest.

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  12. Jasmine very well said.

    Good Lord the ex wife could be a sweet and caring person for all we know.

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  13. Wow - I am so glad to read the above comments, because after reading about the "maid's" retelling of rape and also a gang rape being a good read and then this post, I felt sick. Joe Francis is scum. HE is scum. Paris is scum. But, wow - way to be hateful against this woman we know pretty much nothing about, other than she dumped the jerk after only a few weeks / months of marriage. Maybe he somehow conned her that it was all an act for the public, etc. - maybe she's gullible, maybe she was vunerable, maybe she just isn't that smart, maybe she is very sweet and foolishly thought she could help him, maybe she had priorities not quite in order. Who knows?! But, to cast her as a disease-ridden untouchable now? Wow. And, how is David Arquette such a catch in comparison?! He's clearly got issues, is fresh out of rehab after admitting addiction since - what - 12?! - and had his share of flings, including with now porn stars. Yet, he's the catch here? Wow. Almost as disgusting as the "maid's" (or should we just say lowly servant? housekeeper, house-cleaner, live-in aid ... all more acceptable) horror being salaciously touted as a good read. Geezus, Enty.

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  14. I honestly do not have a problem with someone saying that an article that describes a rape as being a good read. A good read doesnt mean that you like what is being said in it, just that you think people should read it. It can be infuriating, make you sad or doubt humanity, but it is still a good read. Some of the best pieces of writing and some of the best journalism out there describes horrible things.

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  15. STI's aren't the end of the world,but it doesn't hurt to want to avoid getting them either if you can. it doesn't make anyone a horrible person because they don't want any part of it just as much as it doesn't make anyone horrible for having one. it's not a personality trait.

    i'm more concerned with Joe's menacing and controlling ways. he's a known sexual predator.

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  16. Random, but: that woman is very good-looking.

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  17. her name is christina mccarty

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