This famous celebrity designer was at a dinner party the other night on the East Coast with other rich and powerful and when a hair was found in his food, he threw the plate, dinner and all, at the waiter who ended up not pressing charges, but needing stitches.
Tom Ford? Marc Jacobs? Really, there are so many to choose from.
ReplyDeleteKing Karl?
ReplyDeleteI just saw this on Gawker and hoped you'd post it. I cannot believe the waiter would not press charges!? It's not HIS/HER fault there was a hair in the food. Fuck people that are rude to waitstaff. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteCalvin Klein?
ReplyDeleteNonsense. King Karl doesn't eat food! He only sucks the blood of virgins.
ReplyDeleteKunty Karl
ReplyDeleteWho is that douche who makes all the Assliction and Ed Farty Jersey Shore shirts? Wasn't he the guy that ransacked a store?
ReplyDeleteRalph Lauren? nah? he's too sweet! Whatabout Christian Audinger he was a douche froma former blind!
ReplyDeleteIf this was in NYC or the Hamptons, the kind of restaurant a group of money people would dine at w/a major designer would warn the waiter to take a couple of days off with pay, that if he sues he'll never work in a place of that caliber again. And mean it.
ReplyDeleteYeah, flwrgurl! That's the douche to which I was referring.
ReplyDeleteKarl.
ReplyDeleteBut did he leave a tip???
ReplyDeleteIsaac Mizrahi??
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Christian Audingleberry, too. He's such a piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteI know it could be anybody visiting from anywhere in the world, but on the East Coast I immediately think of Calvin Klein, Tommy Hilfiger and John Galliano (Kidding!). There's also Russell Simmons, P. Diddy and Jay-Z.
ReplyDeleteCharge the guy with assault - and file suit against him - stitches could leave a permanent scar.
ReplyDeleteNot buying this one, no way. Lots of people there, lots of help there, stitches needed -- can't buy off the whole place. Hell, the supposed person who "leaked" to BuzzFoto could have a payday going to a tabloid instead with the name.
ReplyDeletethe waiter was most likely as struggling actor or model. I think he took a check and promise of work over charges.
ReplyDeleteand, really hair is gross ;P
"that if he sues he'll never work in a place of that caliber again." He wouldn't need to, if he sued darling.
ReplyDeleteBut I have to say as someone who works in the industry: nuh-uh. NO WAY. I would have have thrown it right back and walked out the door. What a bitch.
"that if he sues he'll never work in a place of that caliber again." He wouldn't need to, if he sued darling.
ReplyDeleteBut I have to say as someone who works in the industry: nuh-uh. NO WAY. I would have have thrown it right back and walked out the door. What a bitch.
Mother Campfire -- if he were a career food service person, sure. But so many high-end places "cast" good-looking staff who are wannabe actors and models -- tick off Marc Jacobs, et. al. and how far would you go in that category?
ReplyDeleteMother Campfire -- if he were a career food service person, sure. But so many high-end places "cast" good-looking staff who are wannabe actors and models -- tick off Marc Jacobs, et. al. and how far would you go in that category?
ReplyDeleteMy dad used to work for Calvin Klein. He's a really nice guy. Can't picture him doing that.
ReplyDeleteI want to know who this prick is, I really do. He ought to be jailed for assault and the waiter ought to sue the pants off of him and the restaurant if they told him not to make a fuss. I'm so sick of rich, privileged assholes treating working people like dogs (I'm looking at you too, Lilo of the orange cone).
ReplyDeleteHow much could you win in a lawsuit? Say, $50,000? If it's a truly high end restaurant, I'm sure the waiter makes at least that much a year.
ReplyDeleteFor personal injury, loss of wages if he claims he was too traumatized to return to work, etc and the person is loaded, they'd settle out of court for at least 250k I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteAnd fortunately, there are enough people in entertainment and fashion who hate each other that they would gladly hire someone just to piss off a nemesis.