Monday, July 04, 2011

Blind Items Revealed

June 7, 2011

This is one of the hottest tickets in town. This mom, who is married, or I think she is married, close enough anyway to this former A list movie actor who is still a solid B with A+ name recognition started a club. It is for celebrity mothers. Each month, a play date/party is held where the moms bring their kids called PPP. Pot, porn and petting. Yep, the kind of petting you think. Apparently all of the moms are in hetero relationships but like the monthly bonding. One former B list movie actress from one hit movie who keeps failing at television is rumored to have got pregnant solely because she wanted to come to these parties. Who watches the kids?

Laura Louie/Woody Harrelson


26 comments:

  1. Holy crap Enty! I hope you are on a plane to Argentina!!

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  2. Oh Snap - I need a smoke lol

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  3. Wow!!! Crazy crap!

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  4. This one is a surprise! I guess I should have known with the pot reference but I think everyone guessed someone
    else

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  5. did NOT think that he would reveal that one. wow!

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  6. This is one that we should have all got. The pot reference was a DEAD GIVEAWAY. Who's a bigger pothead than Woody?

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  7. oh wow! swingers? im smokin that skywalker og and ENTY if your not on vacation for the next two week i sure hope you are doing something nice for yourself!

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  8. Anonymous8:35 PM

    i just googled her and EW. Ok, even more juicy: who is the B lister?!!!

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  9. Yeah, bur rating threw everyone off

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  10. Enty I hope you are not terminally ill.At least Woody has his buddy Owen.

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  11. So who is the B list movie actress in the second to last sentence?

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  12. Woah... I'm sure no one can complain about these reveals!

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  13. I know they live in Hawaii. Should we now wonder about every celebrity mom who gets snapped by the paps while in Hawaii?

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  14. This the B-lister...Alicia Silverstone? She has a pothead vibe, and her one major hit movie being Clueless (and I would say at one point, she might have been a B-lister). I think she had a couple of tv shows.

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  15. Agree with FS & digital eve - who's the B list mom who got preggo just to join?

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  16. so, anyone want to start a CDAN club?

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  18. I hope Enty is not about to quit the blog biz. He's revealed some jaw droppers, for sure, and not done yet.

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  19. Pff I can smoke my own pot, Diddle my own skittle and watch my own smut without a baybeh thankyouverymuch.

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  20. Doesn't Evangeline Lily live in Hawaii?

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  21. I agree with @ Ramona. I can see Evangeline smoking pot.

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  22. I'll guess it is someones bff in the group.

    Also it could be medical weed. Maybe they all have lupus or ??

    idk?

    some people don't care if you know they smoke pot = my topanga hemp love buddies.
    I miss them actually!

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  23. The B-lister is probably Alicia. She's good friends with Alanis Morissette. And Alanis sang at Woody and Laura's wedding, so they're friends.

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  24. Woody and Laura's open relationship is no secret; they've never hidden their love of pot and sex (or their children) but this is just CRAZY! (Not necessarily "bad" crazy, but just unfathomable crazy). I assume the nannies are watching the kids...as usual but WHO is the B-list actress that got knocked up just so she could join? OMGeee!!!

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  25. Sh-t! It didn't make sense. I was thinking Woody Allen until I started reading the comments.

    Thanks all. I should pay more attention.

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  26. They are married...

    I want to know the celeb that would put themselves through nine months of hell to get down with PPP.

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