June 3, 2011
#1 & #2 - This C list mostly television actress has been known more for her beauty than her acting talent. However, she recently had a chance to land one of the most coveted positions that as available. With her current network show not doing so well, our actress as offered the host job for this talent competition. Pay? $250,000 per week. It as all hers. Then her manager in order to try and get more money said our actress was not really interested in hosting at this time. The job went to someone else, and our actress has no idea her manager cost her the job she wanted most.
#1 - Olivia Munn
#2 - X Factor
Somebody needs to pick up the phone and call her.
ReplyDeleteSomewhere tonight there is a manager being fired.
ReplyDeleteWhoa! Huge, epic fail!
ReplyDeleteFor her beauty? Really? If she's the one I'm thinking of, she's ok at best. And that's groomed.
ReplyDeletei hope she reads this and fires her manager..btw whose the manager muajaja
ReplyDeletegood i think her manager was trying to save us all
ReplyDeleteOh my god! I got crucified for much less during my days as a manager... Someone is SO getting fired.
ReplyDeleteThat being said.. Olivian Munn for THAT much? Put me down like a horse. Ugh.
She's only known for her beauty because she started at G4.
ReplyDeleteOh well, she gets what she had coming to her for posing as a geek all that time and using the geek community to make her well known enough that she could cross into the mainstream!
The evil bish in me would love to ring up her manager tomorrow and pretend to have an offer for his client just to hear ' shes no longer with us ' but the good part of me KNOWS the manager probably had a hernia over this, after all...he gets 10-15%.
ReplyDeleteshe is the female version of Zachary Levi, pretend to be a geek to get a fan base and get on shows.
ReplyDeletebtw, they are friends.
Chuck is only alive becuase of the geek fan base. There is nothing geeky about Zach except for his "alleged" love of video games.
but I digress, Greg Fitzsimmons mentioned on his sirius radio show that Olivia is hated by the writers of The Daily Show. I think she likes to think she is funny. But there is nothing actually funny about her and her over acting. I'm glad she lost the gig, I wouldn't want to have to deal with her every week.
Just tweeted this link to her.
ReplyDeleteIt might get me blocked by her. but.... She needs to know.
I'm Asian and I think she's ugly for someone who's half Asian. There are mutts out there who are stunning, and she is not one of them.
ReplyDeleteoh ouch, that has to hurt. But I'm not a fan of hers and I want to watch at least a few episodes of the X Factor, so I'm glad she won't be on it.
ReplyDelete@timebob - She is fucking detestable. And it chaps my ass to end that *she* would get more screen time than Blair Butler, who is a confirmed and dyed in the wool geek girl (I know the real reason why Olivia got more screen time, but still...Blair deserves her own show. Fresh Ink should be a full length show....every Friday...and not a web feature, but I digress). Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Olivia Munn. She's not beautiful at all, nor is she funny or even remotely talented. She's just some half-Asian, half-Brontosaurus chick that found a niche market and milked it for all its worth.
ReplyDeleteI'm with timebob. I'm GLAD she didn't get it. Her manager deserves a medal & a parade.
That agent better be fired.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Timebob. She reminds me of Cameron Diaz. Some chick who tries to pretend they are the funny guys girl and into sports, sweet blah blah blah but you know it's a lie and they are a HUGE conceited pain in the ass.
ReplyDelete@the nightmare child
ReplyDeleteGO TO TIME OUT! Dammit I spilled my wine when I read ' brontossaurus. Gonna use that as soon as I learn how to pronounce it!!
Fucking hilarious!
Um...you're welcome?
ReplyDelete*backs away slowly*
...don't hurt me....
N80R nailed it - the manager decided to make up for everything bad he's ever done in one fell swoop by saving us all. She is so bad, she actually made me not want to watch The Daily Show!
ReplyDeleteBtw, in her case, "beauty" = "biggish tits."
@nightmare that was pretty funny, so cheers mate!
ReplyDeleteI honestly can't pronounce it though, which is even funnier haha.
Love her but she's not worth that money.
ReplyDelete@Rob Horine -
ReplyDeleteI hope you tweeted a little bit what the story was about, she might not follow the link. The girl needs to fire that manager.
Isn't X-Factor a singing show? Why would Olivia be considered for this? As said above, her only talent seems to be her looks.
ReplyDeleteI liked her in Perfect Couples
ReplyDeleteI can't stand this witch. Wish I could remember the moniker Ted has given her, but it's basically about ger fucking anyone and everything for her career. She reeks of manipulation to me.
ReplyDelete@bish please
ReplyDeleteSettle down gal settle down ;)
Today has been interesting because I realized how I have had no life outside of this business for many many years and I am really glad I am taking a break. I don't think I am smarter or betr than anyone... Never claimed to be. I just have my own views formed upon my own experience. And no the wine is sadly not endless, I have made two wine runs down the hill.
Don't be offended, I don't mean no harm.
Oh and its called being tolerant of others personal life style choices...
ReplyDeleteBlogger yaca yada yuka said...
ReplyDelete"Oh and its called being tolerant of others personal life style choices..."
This blog is all about being intolerant of lifestyle choices. That, and being smug about their own incorruptible white pureness.
What I've long wondered is who decided that Munn should be on The Daily Show? I mean, my husband and I groaned aloud when we heard she was joining the cast, and from the sound of things here we weren't the only ones. How could the producers be so tone-deaf?
ReplyDeleteShoot, I'm still stuck on what timebob said about Zachary Levi, because I love me some Zachary Levi...and all b/c he's a geek. Does this mean his pal Nathan Fillion isn't that big of a geek, too? Because they're both acting the part.
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying Zach isn't hot, cuase he is. I'm just saying that once Chuck is done in 2012 and he is on to his next series. And he will be, he is an NBC company man.
ReplyDeleteYou will never here about him being a Geek anymore. Olivia did the same thing. Now she is Ms. Comedy Actress. Puke.
Ouch. And Perfect Couples was cancelled.
ReplyDeleteWhy was she hired for the Daily Show if everyone hated her???