April 19, 2011
I am going to make this a blind item, but it is also a What Do You Think, because I really am curious. This A list movie actor who probably should not be A based on his most recent track record at the box office, was at dinner two nights ago. A waitress came to his table which he was sharing with two women and another guy. After taking the drink order, the waitress said someone else would deliver it because she was going on break. Now, the person who told me this, was there, and did not see any eye contact or anything between the actor and the waitress that was out of the ordinary. However, as soon as the waitress walked away, our actor got up and followed. He came back 20 minutes later. His companions asked where he had been and he said that he took a break with the waitress and later expanded by saying the waitress serviced him orally in her car. Now, as this waitress, you must know nothing is going to come of this, so why would you do this? Would you do it with any random customer? Is it because you want to say a celebrity used you?
Gerard Butler
I think Gerard has the signs from the ladies to get a blowie down pat.
ReplyDeleteIf this guy ever settles down and gets married I will eat the laptop im typing on.
Still love him! He's single. If I were 20 again, hmm...
ReplyDeleteThe Butler did it.
ReplyDeleteShe has to be the idiot of the year......hope she made him use a condom...because the way he screws around and as per todays blinds drinks, he must have multiple STD's.
ReplyDeleteHow is Gerard Butler A list and Kate Winslet is B?! Still confused.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't do it like she did it or with him for that matter but IF I came accross a celeb I thought was hot I would totally be up for a one nighter, why not?
ReplyDeleteRocket Queen FTW!
ReplyDeleteNo, wouldn't do it. Something weird about Butler; in pictures he looks thin but on film he looks almost overweight. I'm sure Seinfeld would have a great name for this.
ReplyDeleteSuch a man-whore. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteSeems more like something a new guy who just hit it big would be into when he still can't believe he can do this so easily. At this point with Butler it must be as exciting as shooting fish in a barrel.
well he must bag it or snipped it. He doesn't have kids floating around like Colin Farrell does.
ReplyDeleteNo, I would never do that. I have more self respect than that.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why people are so upset about this. How many of us have not had sex with some sort of waitress,waiter or bartender? I would bet almost none.
ReplyDelete@Sean - I haven't.
ReplyDeleteAnd if it was me that was the celeb, I wouldn't do this. However...if I was the waiter and let's say...Karen Gillan came in and told me to meet her in her car in about 30 mins because she wants her toes sucked...I wouldn't say no.
Looks like the Piv went to the wrong restaurant.
ReplyDeleteSean, I have had and still have an active sex life. And I married someone who has a high sex drive. I wouldn't have it any other way! We are both satisfied and happy!
ReplyDeleteeww Nightmare Child toe sucking is beyond gross, lol not even sure i could let someone suck my toes
ReplyDeleteI love your comments Nightmare Child!
ReplyDeleteI never did anything like that and I wouldn't. Even for Gerry. I probably would slip him my number, tho! Hey, I got work to do! LOL
ReplyDeleteSuch a man-whore. But expected.
ReplyDeleteWhat is amazing it that there aren't any kids out there.
So I agree with the thought he has had a vasectomy.
Or he keeps a half box of condoms in his dang pocket at all times.
@izz - I haven't had any complaints. ;) And besides, have you seen Karen Gillan? That's whole lotta ginger...I'd have to start somewhere...
ReplyDeleteHe's not married, so no harm no foul, but I'm so disappointed in the blinds about my beloved Gerry today.
ReplyDeleteSilly me when I go to a restaurant I want to eat my dinner not the server. Needless to say, I have not had my way with the waitstaff.
ReplyDeleteNo thanks!
ReplyDelete@Nightmare child LOL!
ReplyDeleteas an avid Who fan i have indeed seen her, i still wouldn't want to suck her toes. Plus i may or may not have a strange phobia of ginger pubes!
Damn, that waitress must have an understanding manager. When I waited tables it was hard enough to get a smoke break, much less a BJ break.
ReplyDelete@izz - More for me, then. Yum yum.
ReplyDelete"How is Gerard Butler A list and Kate Winslet is B?!"
ReplyDeleteBecause he is in huge demand from the studios for major movies. He can open a movie just with his name. Kate Winslet is still semi-indie. And he's a big tabloid star as well. The scoring system in the "biz" is about popularity, not necessarily talent. (Although, people like Meryl Streep are probably an exception to that rule.)
Oh Gerry, my little man-ho. I still think you're hot.
ReplyDeleteTrashtalker - you win best comment. Holy fuck key lime sorbet just dribbled out of my mouth I laughed so hard. Poor, sad little Piven.
ReplyDeleteBlogger timebob said...
ReplyDelete"well he must bag it or snipped it. He doesn't have kids floating around like Colin Farrell does."
The grand total of *two* kids for a 35 yo man.
@RocketQueen - Thanks, darlin'! That means a lot coming from you. :)
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