Blind Items Revealed
March 24, 2011
Although this supposedly had nothing to do with their recent breakup, this A list movie actress told many of her friends that when she was dating her A list movie actor boyfriend that he had the smallest peen she had ever seen on a guy. Like so small that when he did not trim that she had trouble seeing the stump in the bushes if you know what I mean.
Bradley Cooper & Renee Zellweger
I love this reveal!
ReplyDeleteSo. Good.
Bazinga!
ReplyDeleteUh-uh. The ladies of CDAN aren't gonna like this one.
ReplyDeleteRenee sounds like a bitch.
OMG no!!!! Enty don't kill my Coop crush
ReplyDeleteHahaha. That's terrible.
ReplyDeleteMais, il parle français très bien!!
ReplyDeleteWhoa....RENEE!!
ReplyDeleteha ha I always thought he was the blind who got a chin implant...maybe he wanted another type of implant
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ReplyDeletemaybe he was a grower not a shower.
ReplyDeleteplus she might be a tad bit bitter over getting dumped.
She sets off all my gossip radars, I don't know why.
ReplyDeleteCan we get confirmation on this one from Victor Garber?
ReplyDelete@D...yes he does speak the French very nicely--he has to seduce them with something...too bad he can't back it up! At least according to Renee...
ReplyDeletebummer
ReplyDeleteWhy would you ever tell anyone that about your "boyfriend" unless you were planning to break up with him? And this strangely does nothing to abate my super-crush on this guy.
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ReplyDeleteI do believe he had a hair transplant at some point. As did Hayden Christenen.
ReplyDeleteI'll be amazed if CDAN is still online tomorrow.
OH SHI-
ReplyDeleteIs anyone else noticed that the later it gets, the better the blinds are?
Unless he stuffs on an everyday casual basis, some recent pap pics would contradict this intel. Sounds more like a post-breakup dig.
ReplyDeleteThis usually isn't something most women tell their friends while still dating the guy -- afterward, yes, sometimes. But if she told many of her friends, and only told them afterward, and dated him -- how long did she date him? -- for any amount of time, I mean, that also raises red flags.
ReplyDeleteClearly, Renee never dated Axl Rose.
ReplyDeleteCould just be beans and no frank...
ReplyDeleteYeah, whatever...nothing will kill my BCoop crush. :-)
ReplyDeleteI didn't know old lemon-face had friends to tell, btw.
ReplyDeleteThis honestly shocked me. Didn't think she was like that.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think it's extremely poor taste.
Unless a woman is comfortable with her boobs and private areas talked about amongst her man and his friends, she probably shouldn't be talking about a man's penis size. And vice versa.
Stay classy, Renee.
I agree, Cecilia. After all, if it IS true it's not like he shortened his penis just to piss her off. What's a guy to do?
ReplyDeleteguess his gay partners don't kiss & tell
ReplyDeleteWoah...That's just so mean (LOL)
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ReplyDeletelove it! (can't stand him)
ReplyDeleteShe may have said it, but that doesn't mean its true. It could be a post breakup parting shot. Big grain of salt on this one.
ReplyDeletei say sour grapes on renee's part, also agree with the person that said "grower" not "Show-ER" and Cecilia00- you don't talk a man's penis size in public or with people outside the relationship unless HE does and is comfortable with it.
ReplyDeleteBest. Reveal. Ever.
ReplyDeleteI still wanna know the scoop on her marraige! Did we ever get any real scoop on that?
ReplyDeleteI kinda wanna cry NO WAY! She just doesn't strike me as witty enough to drop that bombshell.
Oh yes, Nightmare Child! Dammit, and I have to leave "work" in ten minutes!
ReplyDeleteRenee's lack of class is our gain! I really don't know what to say to the readers complaining about these reveals....I mean, it's REVEAL DAY and one of the best things about this blog! :)
He had a chin implant also...
ReplyDeleteI've known people who have worked with Renee and say that she is courteous and professional.
ReplyDeleteIf he treats his women like crap, damn right they should talk. BTW, size matters to me!
Renee Zellweger, a true FOD (Friend of Dorothy), NOT!. just ask her "hubby" for a minute Kenny Chesney
ReplyDeleteI'm telling you, this is absolutely the most revealing set of reveals Enty has ever done. I used to bookmark some of the blinds I really thought I had the right guess on, and they never got revealed.
ReplyDeleteSo far, I'm not seeing a couple I thought I'd win the prize for solving, but I'm sure happy with what's been given to us so far!
Double Yowza!
@mookie...is a FOD code for something?
ReplyDeletelol at redfishbluefish!
ReplyDeleteThat's really tacky to discuss his (lack) of size. What's the poor guy gonna do?
ReplyDeleteImagine the uproar if he was telling people she had a huge, loose vag??
Thank you, @kerri for prompting me to start my post-4th diet early. "Huge, loose vag" just erased my appetite - lmao!
ReplyDelete@Cheryl
ReplyDeleteit's well known in HWood that B. Cooper is gay and that he's been/had been seeing Victor Garber (!).
I'm surprised. He has such a big nose!
ReplyDeleteThis one made me laugh out loud...I know it's a mean thing to say, but that doesn't make it any less funny *L*
ReplyDeletePity. He's kind of pretty. I would go with the gay vibe, though. that would be a disappointment except he's not really my type so he can date whomever he wants to.
ReplyDeleteMy gosh, I am so generous in my delusional world! lol
I don't know about this one. B-Coop has size 14 feet, right? Most dudes with big feet are PACKING IN THE PANTS. This kind of seems like Renee was getting in a post-brekup dig. For which I say shame on her. Bradley hasn't commented on her lemon-pucker face and duck lips, not even once.
ReplyDeleteThese reveals are fucking awesome!!!!!!! OMG. Dying.
ReplyDeleteIt is nice to see all of Coop's fan girls are ganging up on Rene'. hahaha!
ReplyDeleteYes, sadly she probably did take a dig at him. But I doubt she would lie about it.
And considering how much time Rene' put into the relationship with tiny dick. I bet she had a moment of bitterness when it ended abruptly.
But I still laughed the loudest at this reveal. And that is saying alot since that JLH reveal was friggin priceless!
ZOIKS and how sad (for Bradley). Wow! Makes me long for FFFridays again, when we could all take a gander and judge for ourselves. It certainly had a "king is dead" effect on my crush on Patrick Dempsey! :-(
ReplyDeleteI think Renee is just being a big, catty, bitter sourpuss --hahah Pun intended.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe that Bradley has a penis shortage but as hot as I think he is, I do think the gay rumors may be true. And there are many . Also, did you see him on the Actors' Studio a couple months ago?? This guy started crying about 3 times in one hour. A bit off putting to watch. Sigh - I'd still bang him though ! LOL
I'm with Debutant. Renee doesn't seem to be able to hold on to a man.
ReplyDeleteWith all the sex tapes these days, why can't we get one of B.Coop and Victor Garber? I would pay a lot of money for that one. It would get used over, and over, and over... Both so dreamy!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's getting his junk confused with Kenny Chesney.
ReplyDeleteI'm just surprised she saw his peen. And really, if he's a power bottom, what does it matter?
ReplyDeleteNot necessarily, Layna, I dated a guy with size 13 feet, it was broad but short.
ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper is gay.
ReplyDeleteRenee Zellweger was just his beard and Bradley didn't bother to pretend he likes her (check out their photo ops).
I'm sure the last thing Bradly would so is f*ck her.
Aww, fairylights, you've ruined the myth for me! Waaahh!
ReplyDeleteJK! ;-)
Know what big feet and big hands on a guy mean? Big shoes and big gloves. Nothing more. If it did, every man in the NBA would be packing and trust me when I tell you they aren't.
ReplyDeleteAnd as a seasoned publicist, the small penis rumor could have been put out there to squelch the gay rumors. Everyone saying he could have been a grower, not a shower must realize Renee would be aware of that if they actually ever had sex and she didn't just happen to see him nude when he was unaroused because they were really good, good girlfriends.
@Aly - ROFLMAO!!!! Totally.
ReplyDeleteO em geeeee!!
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