Monday, July 04, 2011

Blind Items Revealed

January 19, 2011

Last night a party, this former B list television actor and now a guy who just screams cooties and sleaze when you look at him, was doing his usual pick up game. Well, he got the phone number of one woman and was chatting her up and telling her she is amazing and can't wait to spend time with her. Really pouring it on. Later she walks up to him when he is getting the number of another woman and he tells her, "Oh, I found someone better, but I will still call you when I need something quick."

Wilmer Valderrama


21 comments:

  1. disgusting

    this guy was also the main guess to a blind about demi lovato where he was trying to get her to drink after rehab no?

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  2. oh man, he is just the nastiest grossy gross guy ever!

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  3. Piven 2.0.
    Or is Piven "Valderrama 2.0"?

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  4. bwaaahahahahahah, knew it! skeezball

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  5. geeeeez Enty. What with running back an forth to the kitchen, my smoke detector is now my kitchen timer.

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  6. "this former B list television actor and now a guy who just screams cooties and sleaze when you look at him"

    The most apt description ever. EVER!

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  7. Too bad she didn't ask, " And what do you do NOW? HANDY MANNY?? PLEASE!"

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  8. I laughed so hard at this one. I'm glad the skeez got outed today.

    Doesn't really matter though. Skeezes don't care about a negative article.

    Isn't this guy's bank account drying up by now? How much can "70's show" DVD sets be earning him? Can't be very much.

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  9. Anonymous11:30 AM

    OMG. That's all.

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  10. ugh, well I hope at least they were over 18 and the sad thing is the girl proabably went along with it.

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  11. Too funny! I was practically forcing hubby to finish up with his freaking loading dock fiasco so I could get back here and see what I had missed!!

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  12. By "better", he probably meant "younger".

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  13. Ugh... he looks so unclean and gross aaaall the time, and he's not even relevant (famous) so what do these women see in him?

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  14. I heard he tried it Mila Kunis early on but she wouldn't have it.

    Love her.

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  15. right Jason she lied about her age (shocker she said older) to get on the 70's show. When they asked her if she was 18 she said yes (in her mind she would be 18 someday).

    She was only 15 or 16 when she started the show. Which is prime Wilmer hunting age.

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  16. Shouldn't his "That 70's Show" money be running out right about now? What does he DO?

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  17. That's a good way to get a punch in the face.

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  18. Poor Kate. Now she's the same list that that guy from That 70's Show USED to be. Way to pile it on, Enty.

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  19. haha, you guys are taking this star status (A, B, C list) waaayy to seriously.

    @JasonBlueEyes & mngddess - I'm with you on the thinking re: his money but they still play That 70's Show all the time so doesn't he get residuals from that?

    I remember saying that I've heard of non-celebrity a-holes saying similar things to girls, so I can totally seeing ego inflated Fez saying this.

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