Here is what I think happened. Carmen Montenegro killed her ex-boyfriend for some reason, hacked him up into pieces and stuffed him in a trash can. Now, being the good Californian she is, she immediately looked for a recycling bin that accepts dead people. I mean we have ones for regular recycling and ones for yard waste. Depending on the city, it can also be divided into glass, plastic, and paper, although in Los Angeles, we have some fairy who separates it all out for us. Carmen though, kept wheeling the trash can down the street looking for the body part trash can and could not find it. Her ex boyfriend was reported missing almost a month ago, but it was not until two days ago when Carmen began rolling the body parts through the street, that anyone suspected her. I would say that is a big clue. Despite this big clue, it took police two days before they charged her with the murder of her ex-boyfriend. Another clue that helped police was that Carmen asked her neighbors for help disposing of the body. Yes, that could help because maybe they would have the appropriate trash can.
Enty, you seem awfully cavalier about this. Seems to me the woman is obviously disturbed, dontcha think?
ReplyDeleteNow this is entertainment! +1 (nooooo!)
ReplyDeleteHellooo, everyone knows that body parts are compostable! (But seriously, this is disturbing.)
ReplyDeleteHe prolly deserved it.
ReplyDeleteI like watching the ID Channel and it's very disturbing how people can just kill without remorse.
ReplyDeleteDid we already do the picture about the rapist who had his weiner cut off? And the victim brought it to the police as evidence? No??
ReplyDeleteLearn to end a joke. One recycling joke would've made this post funny. Five makes it old.
ReplyDeleteFeel free to re-write it, anita_mark.
ReplyDeleteYou know what I adore? The scroll thingie on my mouse. That doodad is AWESOME.
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ReplyDeleteHow disturbing and sad. She has to be missing a few screws.
ReplyDeleteThis is too much trouble. He's definitely not worth all that effort. She should do what I did.
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Just giving my opinion. And I know I could scroll, I wanted to see if anyone else was annoyed as i was.
ReplyDeleteYikes. Don't piss her off.
ReplyDeleteThey'll put her somewhere where she can get help, except CA has overcrowding (see Lindsay).
We have a recycling fairy that separates our trash too! It's wonderful! This story? Not so much.
ReplyDelete@Seonaid Divine - Nice!
ReplyDeleteShe asked her neighbors AND relatives to help get rid of the body. But now she isn't cooperating with police. :-/
Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
@anita_mark: Nope.
ReplyDeleteHaha yes this is someone who's been killed which is awful for his friends and family, but it's also a pretty funny story. Yup the woman probably has some kind of mental illness or instability. But if you can't occassionaly laugh at the out there stuff that crazy people do, what can you laugh at?!
I love how right next to this story is that anti-meat ad with a big picture of a bloody slab of meat being hacked up.
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