The Ultimate Dating Profile
It's probably a set up, but it is hilarious.
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WTF?? Little bow ties, on a rainbow?
ReplyDelete'i want them to be on a rainbow, and in my bed'.
ReplyDeleteheee!
Fake. Or lying about the MBA.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Fake or not, THAT was funny!
ReplyDeleteOf course it's fake, but it's still really fucking funny! I wanna know who this girl is!
ReplyDeletethis is all kinds of awesome.
ReplyDeletethere are a few "actresses" in hollywood who could benefit from watching this for some tips, lol
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ReplyDeleteVery funny!
ReplyDeleteSNL needs to hire this girl, stat.
ReplyDeleteHold on now, I actually feel that way about squirrels!
ReplyDeleteFirst off - her voice is annoying. I hope to God that this was fake, because I'd really be afraid of the guy that thought - "hey I want to date this crazy cat chick!" But that was pretty funny!
ReplyDeleteIf she's for real, I don't think she'll have any trouble ending up living alone with a bunch of cats.
ReplyDeletethats hiw i feel about diet coke
ReplyDeleteShe is amazing
ReplyDeleteSince when did eHarmony have video dating? And why would you put it up on YouTube?
ReplyDeleteFake.
link to facebook status.....hilarious
ReplyDeletenot one single tear during all that crying? fake!
ReplyDeleteI have friend with a law degree from Villanova, and she loves cats. She just adopted a new kitten after her very old one died of cancer.
ReplyDeleteSo, it must be real.
One of my gay boyfriends from college posted this video on Facebook today and SAID IT WAS ME!
ReplyDeleteDammit. I've been found out.
She's cute and when it comes to guys (sorry guys) that's all that counts.
ReplyDeleteFunny vid.
Her eyebrows never move---it's fake. Real crying, the eyebrows move in and up.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I am horrifically expert at detecting when people are faking something to be funny. It's like a kind of gaydar, and makes watching comedy movies difficult, actually.
Haha! This was cute, but I think it was fake. If she has an MBA then she probably knows showing off 'the crazy' will get her a lot of dates.
ReplyDeleteUm. Of course it was fake. It was pretty apparent when the camera person starting laughing.
ReplyDeleteDuh. And not even that funny, really.
The bit itself wasn't that funny, but the concept is. Having done more than my share of online dating...one of the danger signs is whether a chick has too many cats. Mid-30's up, no kids, more than two cats...run for the hills.
ReplyDeleteMind you, I love cats and one of my sweetest ex's had two cats, but with some women you can just see "future crazy cat lady" in their eyes.
I really really hope that this is fake or if I ever see this nutjob anywhere near my cat or a stray cat, or the Humane Society I will have to beat her. I so hope this is fake, and the genus is, I have met enough idiots in my life that it makes me wonder.
ReplyDeletePlease let this be fake! ;))
Yep, it's fake. Or so says eHarmony.
ReplyDeleteMy BFF has a theory about people and cats:
ReplyDeleteMany women adore cats because when holding a cat in their arms, it approximates the size and weight of infant and meets some inherent, ancient biological urge to cradle a baby.
Many men dislike cats because they are subconsciously threatened by the length of a cat's (seemingly PHALLIC) tail.
I'm paraphrasing but it's still pretty fucking funny. :)
As a former actor her timing is excellent. As a fake eHarmony ad it's really funny and she's a pretty good actor. Kudos.
ReplyDeleteMs. Tutweiller, is that you?
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