Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Today's Blind Items

This is one of the hottest tickets in town. This mom, who is married, or I think she is married, close enough anyway to this former A list movie actor who is still a solid B with A+ name recognition started a club. It is for celebrity mothers. Each month, a play date/party is held where the moms bring their kids called PPP. Pot, porn and petting. Yep, the kind of petting you think. Apparently all of the moms are in hetero relationships but like the monthly bonding. One former B list movie actress from one hit movie who keeps failing at television is rumored to have got pregnant solely because she wanted to come to these parties. Who watches the kids?

66 comments:

  1. Alicia Silverstone jsut had a baby with Clueless being the movie and all her failed attempts at sitcoms??

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  3. Wow, Reese Witherspoon and her all-powerful-Hollywood moms club? She has said that to make it in the business you have to be 33% gay!

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  4. When do these moms grow up to be adults?

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  5. Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick

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  6. Was Ryan ever A list, though?

    Can't be Angie, I don't think she has any friends ;)

    Stumped on both the actor and Blister.

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  7. These people are just insane. Poor kids.

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  8. I like Alicia Silverstone as the former B-lister.

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  9. Anonymous1:55 PM

    I tell you it's a Sodom and Gomorrah.

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  10. Calista Flockhart?

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  11. Christina Applegate could also be the B lister?

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  12. As far as the mom who throws the parties, maybe it's Vanessa Paradis?

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  13. RQ, Applegate is not really a movie actress. I like the Silverstone guess.

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  14. Doesn't specify the mom's status, she might not even be famous. Matt Damon's wife?

    Also going with Jennifer Garner.

    No idea about the former B list actress.

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  15. @Rocket - Do you mean Meg Ryan? Yes, she was A List briefly around 1989 during her "When Harry met Sally" days. That movie was a big moneymaker.

    Heather Graham for the B actress. She did a bunch of failed TV after being in Austin Powers.

    My guess for the mother - Calista Flockheart. The husband - Harrison Ford - B with A+ name recognition.

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  16. The problem with figuring out who the founder is that Enty doesn't say whether or not she is a celebrity in her own right or just the wife of this B list actor with A name recognition.

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  17. No, I mean Applegate, and if you guys don't get it, you must not think Anchorman:Legend of Ron Burgundy is as GENIUS as I do ;) I consider that a hit movie, and the clue says she was in "one hit movie".

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  18. Jason - I'm pretty sure Graham is childless

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  19. @parissucks -- "Applegate is not really a movie actress"

    *indignantly gasps and clutches heart*

    You forgot about Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead -- a cinematic opus, truly!

    She was also in Anchorman, but that movie pales in comparison.

    I say Applegate, but only because I refuse to believe that Cher Horowitz would do anything unseemly like this.

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  20. I like the silverstone guess, but I am suprised no one said Angie. It does not specify what her career is or listing.

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  21. I can't imagine a universe where Harrison Ford is not on the perpetual A+ list.

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  22. Seriously, is this any different from any other group of moms who get together, drink wine and watch True Blood? The fact that anyone's apalled by this means that you must be REEEAAALLLLL naive to think that moms don't get down like this.


    Anyway...it doesn't say that the mom is a celebrity...and I can't think of who the former A-Lister is...but Alicia Silverstone seems like she'd be that desperate to get knocked up JUST to hang with people...

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  23. @TheNightmareChild

    My only issue is it all going down while the kids are apparently there. And maybe some spouses that might be getting cheated on.

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  24. That's what nannies are for!

    Alicia Silverstone for the B lister.

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  25. I like the Calista Flockhart guess.

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  26. and Malibu mafia mothers?
    Tobey Mcguire's wife,Isla Fisher,Courtney Cox,Gwen Stefani...

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  27. This is so stupid it seems made up. They all touch each other?? Come on! The pot and porn I get but I think the 3rd P was added as fiction.

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  28. I think the host is Matthew McConaughy's (sp?) wife.

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  29. Would Enty say Christina Applegate keeps failing at tv given that she started on Married With Children?

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  30. Ooo, I also like Audrey's guess: Matthew McConaughy's wife (Camilla Alves? I think).

    Somehow I missed it earlier, but I LOVE Rita's guess that it's Reese Witherspoon. I don't think it's her because her present husband isn't an actor, but the idea of it makes me laugh.

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  31. True true, Mooshki...although all her shows lately have failed. I actually think this is Silverstone, but I like to throw out other guesses to mix it up ;)

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  32. @Sweetie - Harrison Ford has A+ name recognition for sure - but his last bunch of movies died at the box office. He hasn't had a hit in 3 years. That was Indiana Jones - before that he hasn't been in a hit since 2000's What Lies Beneath.Maybe Cowboys And Aliens will be a huge hit for him.

    Yes he's a legend - but his B.O. is not what it used to be.

    To be fair - he is and always will be my favorite actor of all time. Anybody who has never done so needs to watch The Mosquito Coast. he gives a performance in that movie on par with De Niro in Raging Bull. And I truly feel that way about it.

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  33. this sounds so ridiculous, i doubt it's true.

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  34. sounds like every day at my house.

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  35. Anyone who even remotely likes Christina Applegate needs to rent, "The Sweetest Thing". She stole the movie from Cameron Diaz.

    BONUS: Jason Bateman is in it!

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  36. mark walhbergs wife for the one who started the club FTW

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  38. I totally believe this but, the pot and porn is probably really coke and dirty talk and the petting is a joke because one of them grabbed another ones boob.

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  39. To all the people with the Alicia Silverstone guess:

    In what effing universe is "Christopher Jarecki" a man with A+ name recognition???

    I would go with Afflecks or Damon's wives....

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  40. What the hell are Malibu Mafia Mothers?

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  41. @bflgurl - people are guessing Silverstone for the former B list movie actress from one hit movie who keeps failing at television, who got knocked up just to come to the parties. Not the mom who started them.

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  42. Maybe it's made-up, but I would totally be down with this. I dunno if I'd have a baby just to go, but I have step kids, would that count?

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  43. Toby Maquire's(sp?) wife? She just threw Kate Hudson a baby shower.

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  44. Alicia was in one of my favourite films Blast From The Past.

    This sounds like suburbia to me lol

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  45. Googled Tobey Mag's wife and one of the first things I found was this article. Pretty funny to read if you imagine this blind is true, and about her:

    "Jennifer Meyer, sans hubby Tobey Maguire, arrived with their adorable kids Ruby, 4, and Otis, 1 1/2, at the Tree House Social Club in Beverly Hills, Calif. on Saturday (January 8).

    The trio were all ready to party to celebrate the 3rd birthday of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden's daughter Harlow.

    Jennifer is one busy mom. In addition to raising her kids, she has her own successful jewelry line. On juggling home life and work she recently said, "I think as most working mothers will tell you, you do the best you can each and every day. Ultimately, my family comes first, which means I have to rely on my incredible production team to help me get everything done."
    "

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  46. Selma Blair for the B-Lister with the failed sitcoms.

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  47. I always shake my head in disbelief at these blinds that suggest homosexuality is some kind of secret delight that everybody wants to get into. I mean, I'm gay and I can't believe that everyone in the world secretly wants to be gay. Is it true? Really? Next thing you know, I'll discover that all the gays secretly want to be heterosexual.

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  48. There is a place where hollywood MILFs get frisky with each other. I'll watch the kids for them...screw the kids I just want to WATCH.

    I hope the Disney/Nick girls have a similar thing when they turn legal.
    Maybe we would be watching a 3rd season of Sonny with a Chance if Demi and Selena engaged in some heavy petting with Victoria Justice and Mandy Cosgrove.

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  49. I second Selma Blair with the hit movie being Cruel Intentions. Not sure about the husband/wife combo.

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  50. Jenn Garner is right in the middle of this crap.

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  51. Mango, I love that movie, and you're right - Christina steals it.

    "Maybe Cowboys And Aliens will be a huge hit for him."

    Um, YES!!!! I CANNOT WAIT for that movie to come out!

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  52. Hah, Barton Fink! Funny and true!

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  53. Blogger john said...

    "This is so stupid it seems made up. They all touch each other?? Come on! The pot and porn I get but I think the 3rd P was added as fiction."

    Have the same BS feel as the recent "Almost newborn" blind.

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  54. "trading tips"...this mommy group is pretty infamous, and they leave the kids @ home when they have their (weekly or monthly...not sure, they always twitpic them though) parties.

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  55. darn, forgot: here's a link (one of many)...
    http://babyblissblog.com/ali-landry-and-selma-blair-love-trading-tips/

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  56. I'm with Nightmare Child - sounds like just another Thursday night in the 'burbs to me. The kids aren't part of the package, the play date is the excuse, and my guess is that they're rioting happily under the eyes of a nanny or two on the other side of the compound.

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  57. It's NOT Alicia Silverstone. First off, she was with her boyfriend/best friend for 10 yrs before she got married. They got married a couple of years ago, and finally had a baby. Sounds pretty normal to me. Isn't that what most people do when they're in love? Get married and start a family? In hollywood, it's usually meet a guy, get preggers, have his baby, get engaged, break up. I highly doubt Alicia got married to the love of her life and had a baby with him, just so she could go to a petting party with a bunch of chicks.

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  58. I love the Jennifer Garner guess...she's best friends with Jessica Biel who is a lesbian ....was a beard to Justin Timberlake....(love that nice things he said about her in a recent interview...man she must really have dirt on him).
    She puts up with Ben Afflecks constant cheating...sounds about right.

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  59. @ RQ
    Anchorman just gets better and better with repeated viewings. I can't even pick my favorite line to quote because there are so many!

    Um, to all the people who think this is normal, suburban mom behavaior...as a relatively normal,suburban mom, let me speak for the rest of us; you would be wrong.
    This reminds me of when my ex-husband asked if I'd ever been tempted to get it on with my best friend, "at all those drunken, naked, slumber parties we had in high school and college." Huh? No. Never. Not saying it never happens to other people just nobody that I know. Guys watching too much porn and projecting it on real life.

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  60. I hear you, Michelle :)

    Veronica: "Take me to Pleasure Town, Ron!"
    Ron: "Oh, we're GOING."

    And any scene involving rival networks/anchors is HILARIOUS.

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  61. @Ida & Mango - I LOVE those movies!! (DTMTBD and The Sweetest Thing)

    Am I reading this wrong or does it not say that the mom is married to an A List actor, so the mom possibly isn't a famous person?

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  62. thats how i read it mch- mark whalberg's wife for the win!

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  63. thats how i read it mch- mark whalberg's wife for the win!

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  64. haha Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead is one of the GREATEST MOVIES EVER MADE!

    "I'm right on top of that, Rose!"

    Applegate has been in more than one great movie for sure.

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