Thursday, June 16, 2011

Selena Gomez Blames Movie Junk Food For Hospitalization


Someone in the Selena Gomez camp needs to come up with one plausible story and stick to it and then make sure everyone keeps repeating it to anyone who asks about her recent hospitalization.

There is nothing wrong with the malnourishment and exhaustion story. I mean everyone gets exhausted and malnourished taking back to back to back vacations. But, as laughable as it sounds, at least it can be believable. Now though, Selena went on Kidd Kraddick yesterday morning and said the reason she was hospitalized because of all the junk food she eats. Would you like to know how much junk food she eats and what it is? She eats broccoli with cheese. I know, I know, I have told everyone time and again how bad that green stuff is for you. That is why I eat my cheese separately or on chips or pizza or bread(but not wheat).

She also eats creamed spinach. Again, fouling up perfectly good cream with a vegetable is a recipe for hospitalization. Anything else? Well, don't tell anyone but when she goes to movies she eats candy. NO!!!!! Well, that is why you were hospitalized because anyone who eats candy at the movies needs to go directly to the hospital. I know she is just 18, but when you start moving further and further away from the truth, you just start to sound ridiculous.

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