When I look at this photo of Kellan Lutz, why do I feel like I am watching Martin Short's character in Father Of The Bride.
Lindsay on her way out of court, where nothing happened to her and was given carte blanche to get hammered every night. You know, because people do that in jail.
Madonna still directing her movie. Still going to be bad.
When did Paris Fashion Week turn into an audition for Billy Elliot?
For potato farmers on a night out in town.
When you want to play piano while you dress fashionably.
From the Diane Keaton mens collection.
From the Tilda Swinton mens collection.
Kanye was at the show. He never smiles this big during the women shows.
Usher was there too? Huh.
Lindsay on her way out of court, where nothing happened to her and was given carte blanche to get hammered every night. You know, because people do that in jail.
Madonna still directing her movie. Still going to be bad.
When did Paris Fashion Week turn into an audition for Billy Elliot?
For potato farmers on a night out in town.
When you want to play piano while you dress fashionably.
From the Diane Keaton mens collection.
From the Tilda Swinton mens collection.
Kanye was at the show. He never smiles this big during the women shows.
Usher was there too? Huh.
Off-topic a bit, but I watched Burlesque for the first time last night. Not only was Christina totally hot in it, I fell head over heels for Cam Gigandet. Holy Hannah. I know he was in that Twilight movie that stunk up my apartment with the acting, but this guy's actually pretty GOOD. So how is it douchebags like Kellan Lutz get papped all the time and dreamboats like Gigandet get none?
ReplyDeleteI am so, so, so, so jealous of Madonna's glasses -- but I also realize that that's about as useful as being jealous of Madonna's 34543 Aston-Martins, or Madonna's manor home, or Madonna's closet full of vintage Versace couture...
ReplyDeleteUmmm. There is no way in HELL that Kellan Lutz is straight.
Speaking of which -- Kanye reveal?
RocketQueen - Did you see Cam in Easy A?
ReplyDeleteLohan was not given a free pass to drink, she was told no more parties until she is done. Whether she actually follows the rule is highly unlikely, but at least the judge didn't give her a free pass to drink.
ReplyDelete^^ She kind of was. She was told she didn't need to be monitored for alcohol or drugs. So, she's free to do both.
ReplyDeleteCathy - omg he was HILARIOUS in that...I didn't realize that was him! I also saw him in Pandorum - good in that, too. He is officially my favourite actor in the Twilight franchise. And in terms of hotness, Pattinson doesn't even RATE next to him.
ReplyDeleteI've always thought Pattinson looks like someone smacked him in the face with a frying pan. And then coated him in flour.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this about Kanye and Usher now?
ReplyDeleteWe gotta start ignoring Lindsay. We're just feeding her fame vibe.
ReplyDeleteI kept hoping she's have to accept some consequences but looks like it will never happen. Now I want to forget she exists.
Ack, all these veiled reveals and me with stoner brain...there was a blind recently about a hip hop producer/performer--everyone thought it was Piddly Diddly....again, too lazy to look.
ReplyDeleteLove your descriptions of these horrible mens fashions!
ReplyDeleteKanye is not gay.
ReplyDeleteSure sounds like couple of reveals there to me.....
ReplyDeletewhy is madonna always dressed like she's trudging through the tundra? doesn't that bitch own any t shirts? its summer in europe too! isn't she hot?
ReplyDelete@RocketQueen - Cam was the best thing in 'Twilight'. They should've killed off Edward and had him step in as Bella's love interest - then he could kill her off and then it'd be done with. Meh, I really am not anti-Twilight, but there comes a point, you know? Anyway, he's a very good actor that I look forward to seeing in more and more movies in the future.
ReplyDeleteLindsay looks like an old lady. I mean, she's almost completely lost her looks, and she was quite beautiful a few years ago. I guess the moral of the story is, become a complete and utter trainwreck and skeez and you will either become more famous, or like most humans, spend the rest of your life in prison.
I LOVED Burlesque!!! So cheesy-riffic!I wonder why Christina (who WAS totally hot in that film) didnt try to make a play for hottie Cam and went for the bland looking stage hand or whatever and made him her bf? Have you noticed her ex-husband was a big sack of bland potatoes too? She's either a proponent of the whole love is blind thing OR she is a narcissist who likes being the pretty one in the relationship. hmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteI always think its SOOOOO funny when Paris fashion week happens. Those fashion houses take themselves SOOOO bloody seriously. you know there was a team behind the dumb blindefold look who kept nodding their heads and murmurring about how edgy and smart they were. GAG
Just because Kanye has sex with women, doesn't mean he isn't gay.
ReplyDelete@Rocket & Jasmine - I liked Burlesque too! I mean, the whole thing was def. a little cheesy and reminded me of Coyote Ugly but I thought the music/dancing/costumes were fab. And yes, Christina looked HAWT in it.
ReplyDeleteI hate it when women wear blouses and the buttons are looking like they are ready to pop open. Buy larger sized blouses Lindsay.
ReplyDeletePrincipal photography for W.E. wrapped ten months ago, so that caption should read, "Madonna re-shooting her movie...."
ReplyDeleteMadonna + script "written" by Madonna + cast of nobodies (however otherwise talented) + late re-shoots + period film + mired in deep, deep wake of quadfecta Oscar-winner mining much the same material + penniless Weinsteins involved = utter box-office poison.
And how is the Leathery Abbess paying for the Weinsteins to flog this dreck for her? Not in snatch: they wouldn't want it and she's, uh, "too proud".
Menswear shows are generally boring and horrid. If it's clothing that men will buy, it isn't worth seeing on a runway. If it's something striking and amazing, it isn't going to be worn by any men. I like menswear because I have to wear clothing, but can we stop photographing it and pretending that the designers are even trying when they stitch together a "man-dress"?
ReplyDelete@0... yes, yes he is.
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