Shirley MacLaine refs a fight between Matthew and Jack Black. Definitely top spot worthy.
Billy Joel gets very close to his daughter.
Chaz learns that being a man means you can get dressed in gas station parking lots.
Carlos Santana is the first customer for Michael Lohan's new line of shirts.
Eva goes to Washington.
A 21st century family photo. Everyone gathers around the cell phone.
Jessica Biel has a new hair color. Gets job.
"How can I live on $12M a year? I have twins to raise."
Jay-Z and Randy Jackson sport glasses from the I am a dork collection.
Billy Joel gets very close to his daughter.
Chaz learns that being a man means you can get dressed in gas station parking lots.
Carlos Santana is the first customer for Michael Lohan's new line of shirts.
Eva goes to Washington.
A 21st century family photo. Everyone gathers around the cell phone.
Jessica Biel has a new hair color. Gets job.
"How can I live on $12M a year? I have twins to raise."
Jay-Z and Randy Jackson sport glasses from the I am a dork collection.
I hope they tell Jlo to bug off....
ReplyDeleteI don't know why, but I always love me some Jay-Z... Always.
ReplyDeleteSo do I, KLM...
ReplyDeletePoor Alexa, she Looks just like her Dad.
ReplyDeleteOh Carlos *shakes head sadly*
ReplyDeleteWait. That isn't Urkel in that last picture?
ReplyDeleteI think JLo's daughter takes after dad more than mom...poor kid. I say "I think", because it's hard to judge JLo's genes post-plastic surgery.
ReplyDeleteAlexa Ray does look alot like her dad, but I think this is a really nice photo of her. She looks very pretty.
ReplyDeleteYou've got to feel for some of these girls that look just like dad - Alexa, Rumer, Princess Beatrice... no matter how hard they try to "girl" themselves up, they can never seem to quite pull it off because Dad's genes seems to take over all the time.
J-Lo's hairline is starting to look like Vivaca A. Fox's.
ReplyDeleteJessica Biel - um...nice pants at least.
Matt M. looks greasy.
Is that Cazz Bono or Jeff Garlin?
I'm trying to think of an Eva Longoria/Anthony Weiner joke but can't come up with one.
Dudes. I feel a HELL of a lot worse for the Lopez-Antony twins than I ever will for Alexa when it comes to looks. Alexa is adorable, and has an equal dose of Christie and Billy, whereas those kids...eesh. They're *all* Skeletor.
ReplyDeleteWords cannot express how much I hate Eva's dress.
Shirley MacClaine's like a human honey badger. She is NOT the one.
Eva goes to Washington...in an ugly dress from 1995
ReplyDeletePlus Alexa was well-loved. JLo or Skeletor can't drop their egos long enough to realize whine you have kids it's not about you anymore. At least for the time you're with them.
ReplyDeleteI don't care what Santana wears! As a matter of fact, I'm looking forward to reaching that age when I don't give a shit! I'm almost there - sometimes I am shocked at what I wear going to the grocery store - mud splattered old clothes from going to the dog park!
I love Alexa Joel and I think she's actually beautiful.
ReplyDeleteIt must suck to always be compared to your "model" mother, who despite being in her late 50s (57) looks better than many of us in our 40s. I wish Alexa much happiness.
Chaz, men were not meant to have a huge gut. You need to get healthy and lose that spare truck tire.
I find it interesting that both Jessica Biel and Anna Lynn McCord both recently went dark(er) and both have been recently tied to Gerard Butler. He reportedly loves brunettes.
ReplyDeletelol @ Carlos Santana!
Carlos, please turn in your cool guy card. Keep this up and I'll stop buying the shoes.... well, maybe not. Is this what happens when a guy divorces the long-time wife and marries a younger lady? Oy.
ReplyDeleteAlexa is a doll, but I'm not crazy about her singing.
I'd like to say something about the LoAnthony kids, but I'm afraid of karma. Hopefully they'll grow into beautiful people.
Eva goes to Washington...in a horrendous dress.
ReplyDeleteI've always thought Alexa was gorgeous. She has huge expressive eyes & full lips like her dad, and her mom's perfect skin. Alexa did have a nose job, but IMO, it was very tastefully done. You can't even really tell.
ReplyDeleteThe ONLY 'win' for those Skeletoro twins is that his bone 'n' gristle gene will help battle their mother's fat ass gene as they get older.
I love how normal Gwen and Gavin are, and always chipper. I know some disagree with Kingston's hairstyles, but I think it's neat that they encourage him to think outside the box be creative. JMO.
I'm gonna go against the grain here and say that considering Carlos Santana is over 60 years old, he's in pretty good shape.
ReplyDeleteI love that J Lo has kids.
ReplyDeleteI do too Jamie's Girl. I know people hate her and she's a complete and total diva, but I've always had a soft spot for J Lo. I think she really really wanted kids and I'm glad she had the twins.
ReplyDeleteUh, Matthew? Tell your plastic surgeon to put down his scalpel. Enough is enough. See Kenny Rogers for info.
ReplyDeleteThank you Enty. Thank you for finally saying it - that style of glasses looks completely ridiculous. They are ugly. Want to look 30 years older than you are? Wear that style.
ReplyDeleteLOL@ Ida's comment about the twins being "all Skeletor".
ReplyDeleteI think I've hated Iva Longoria longer than she's even been around. I've never watched one episode of Desperate Housewives so it's not based on talent (or lack thereof). I just hate her. I know that's horrible to say since I don't even know her but it's nonetheless true.
I am glad I am not the only ones who thinks J Lo's kids are not cute at all.
ReplyDeleteEva's dress is cute.
Biel- whatever.
I think Alexa is pretty. Her nose job was beautifully done. It looks natural- unlike Ashley Greene.
msgirl said...
ReplyDelete"Plus Alexa was well-loved. JLo or Skeletor can't drop their egos long enough to realize whine you have kids it's not about you anymore. At least for the time you're with them. "
How the fuck can you judge someone as a parent from staged photos?
@Tatiana We're posters on a gossip website. It's what we do.
ReplyDeleteWas there no one who cares about Carlos Santana that would tell him, "No, you are not wearing that out in public?"
ReplyDeleteEvery time I look at Shirley MacLain I think of her brother Warren and the puzzled look she gave Oprah! That was a great interview. I feel sorry for JBlow's twins too. They just did not catch a break in the looks department.
ReplyDeletelol chopchop ;)
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