I can almost hear the guy behind Jessica Alba saying, "How you doing?" Bet he told all his friends at work this morning about how he and Jessica hung out.
Speaking of hanging out, Jennifer Garner does so with some kids in a field. Not exactly like Children Of The Corn though.
January Jones in her horse riding clothes.
Jwowww does the whole Romeo and Juliet thing.
I believe that is a pack of smokes in Kirstie Alley's hand. I thought Scientology frowned on that which is why Katie Holmes won't smoke in public anymore.
She will however show off her gray hairs.
Could Kate Middleton lose any more weight?
Lady GaGa on Germany's Next Top Model.
Michelle Rodriguez still on vacation. Now she is in Spain.
Speaking of hanging out, Jennifer Garner does so with some kids in a field. Not exactly like Children Of The Corn though.
January Jones in her horse riding clothes.
Jwowww does the whole Romeo and Juliet thing.
I believe that is a pack of smokes in Kirstie Alley's hand. I thought Scientology frowned on that which is why Katie Holmes won't smoke in public anymore.
She will however show off her gray hairs.
Could Kate Middleton lose any more weight?
Lady GaGa on Germany's Next Top Model.
Michelle Rodriguez still on vacation. Now she is in Spain.
When is Michelle R. not on vacation? She's like Rachel Bilson. ALWAYS on vacation.
ReplyDeleteThat is NOT Katie Holmes, is it?? Christ.
ReplyDeleteenty, i love you, but i totally don't get your alba love. she's such an assh***.
ReplyDeleteidc about j-garber...but the little ginge boy behind her is adorable.
eeep. xenu has taken it's toll on katie. :(
middleton looks spectacular. i'm loving that dress!
is that photo warped, or is gaga that wide? #goodreasontoneverwearwhiteinpictures
I was going to make some lame joke about how 1992 called Jessica Alba and wanted its shoes back, but that's just uncalled for.
ReplyDeleteDoes January Jones ever smile? I don't think I've ever seen a picture of her where she didn't have a sour perma-frown.
ReplyDeleteWhat's happening to Katie. Was she exposed to The Ark Of The Covenant or something? Doesn't Nicole have any old botox lying around the mansion that Katie could help herself to?
ReplyDeletekatE smokes? does Tommy? i cannot fathom him kissing an ashtray mouth otherwise...oh wait I'm assuming he's straight again. my bad.
ReplyDeletekate is willowy and athletic looking to me. i'd kill to be built like her.
ReplyDeletekatie holmes looks like the 'after' picture in one of those PSA's about meth use. zowee.
I totally agree about the Duchess, Enty! I saw pictures of her from diff angles in that dress yesterday and...holy shite. Girl is even THINNER now. For some reason, this really worries me, and I don't give a shit about the royals. Shades of Diana.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Gaga is NOT that wide - that dress is doing her NO favours.
Katie looks 20 years older. WTF?
ReplyDeleteKate looks like a skeleton. Damn, stress is not treating her well.
Excuse me, Gaga, could you pass me some t.p. please? :-p
ReplyDeleteis it bad that i think Michelle R is hot and would be fun to go drinking with ?
ReplyDelete@canadachick -- absolutely not. I just came here to say the same exact thing. :-)
ReplyDeleteI adore Kate's dress. ADORE.
Meh. I'm not gonna dog on Katie for grey hair. At least she looks somewhat normal. I'm kinda shocked, frankly -- if anyone could make jeans and a white t-shirt look dowdy, it's her.
I think that's a great picture of J. Garner. I still like her. In fact, I think she's waaaay too good for Ben.
Guess Gaga followed up the meat dress with one made of tripe!
ReplyDeleteIs Katie Holmes wearing those stupid Top Gun aviator sunglasses?
ReplyDelete^ perfect description!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to go see the Royals when they're in Montreal July 2nd. Just to see if she's that thin. Not sure if I want to show up super super early, stuck in a giant crowd.
ReplyDeleteL. Ron Hubbard believed that smoking prevents cancer. It's a vice that is promoted among the cult.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Ida, I like Jennifer Garner, too. But she SHOULD dump Ben's skanky ass, already!
ReplyDelete@Pookie-have you met Alba? I want dirt!
:D My friend @classymommy was at that frigidaire event yesterday with Jennifer Garner... that may be her daughter on the right.
ReplyDeleteKate Middleton is looking scary thin. She is absolutely stunning in a royal kind of way, but I worry about the pressure getting to her.
ReplyDeleteJanury Jones may be a jerk of epic proportions,but DAMN, that girl has a body that won't quit.
And Michele Rodriguez is seriously hot. I've never girl crushed on her, but that photo is crush worthy.
I think Gaga's dress is intentionally designed to make her look wide. It's a sarcastic play on the Top Model series premise of superthin. And I love it.
If that is Katie Holmes, that is my favorite picture of her ever. Because she doesn't look 15 years old, and she seems so normal there.
Michelle R seems like she is always having a good time, at least.
ReplyDeleteKatie Holmes... Ah, what is there to say that hasnt already been said? I am just hoping the picture is unfortunate.
Wow, I wished stressed caused me to lose weight instead of gaining it! But Kate is getting too skinny.
ReplyDelete@valerie - Yep. Michelle's got swagger, and she's my girl crush, too.
ReplyDeleteJanuary Jones should smile much more often because when she doesn't, she has a seriously scary bitchface.
Katie and Tom are looking pretty rough these days, and tell me that's not true about L. Ron and smoking. That would be really messed up if true.
@Canadachick,Valerie, MadLyb..I think Mitchy would love all this attention. I find her pretty hot too..
ReplyDeleteI'm a geezer, and still girl-crush on Michelle Rodriguez. It's her I-don't-give-a-dayum lifestyle! And always on a vacation.
ReplyDeleteI loved Jennifer Garner too, until I realized that neither one of her children are Ben's. Violet=Victors, and she even had the gall to name her after him. Sera is supposed to be some surfer dude she hooked up with.
Jwowww does the whole Romeo and Juliet thing.
ReplyDelete"Not fer nuttin' but Romeo, Romeo, where da fuck you is?"
Kirstie Alley looks FABulous!! Good for her, hope she can live healthy and keep it up.
ReplyDeleteMichelle R has an incredible, natural body. Love seeing an actress with wide shoulders, and kudos to her for not getting boob implants.
@Jamie's Girl -- Victor Garber is about as hetero as John Travolta. He's merely BFF's with Jen, and was even present at her teensy tiny beachside wedding ceremony. He's like her DAD. Her old, GAY dad.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Violet and Victor are only alike in that the names each begin with the same two letters. If your theory were anything close to correct, wouldn't Jen have named her Victoria?
ReplyDelete^THANK YOU IDA BLANKENAWESOME (I changed your name because I want to convey how much I appreciate your defense of Jen Garner and Victor Garber)
ReplyDeleteThe only shifty cheating d-bag in that relationship is BEN bloody Affleck. Ugh, never thought he looked like a nice person. But then again I was always a Matt Damon girl anyhow ; )
Are you kidding? All the scientologists I've ever met over the course of three decades all smoked like smelting factories.
ReplyDeleteLady Gaga must have a new brand of granny panties coming out...called Granny-Gagas.
ReplyDeleteLooks like she's wearing them.