Gerard Butler makes fun of Kanye West's hat.
Liv Tyler looking lovely. I think it is probably a good thing the woman behind her is wearing a bra, judging by how much of it is visible.
Speaking of bras, Marcia Cross shows off her new push up bra.
Do you remember the twins from The Great Outdoors? Sometimes these two freak me out like that.
Jessica Alba wears a dress that at least ten others have worn before her.
Not feeling the waiter look on Kirsten Dunst.
Anderson Cooper might always dress the same, but it works.
I think Chloe Sevigny must have been playing a French maid at home and lost track of the time.
Leelee Sobieski looks great.
When did Miranda Kerr have a baby? That seems impossible. That is Ashley Greene on the other side of Michael Kors.
Liv Tyler looking lovely. I think it is probably a good thing the woman behind her is wearing a bra, judging by how much of it is visible.
Speaking of bras, Marcia Cross shows off her new push up bra.
Do you remember the twins from The Great Outdoors? Sometimes these two freak me out like that.
Jessica Alba wears a dress that at least ten others have worn before her.
Not feeling the waiter look on Kirsten Dunst.
Anderson Cooper might always dress the same, but it works.
I think Chloe Sevigny must have been playing a French maid at home and lost track of the time.
Leelee Sobieski looks great.
When did Miranda Kerr have a baby? That seems impossible. That is Ashley Greene on the other side of Michael Kors.
Leelee looks amazing.
ReplyDeleteMichael Kors, sigh....
The O twins need a new pose.
Marcia needs to even up the boobage.
You said three parts today, right? I shudder at the thought of those two clowns getting top spot.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Gerard Buttler so skinny all of a sudden? I like it better when he's a bit bigger and looks like a real-life Paul Bunyan. Seriously, I'd be his big blue ox...
ReplyDeleteThose twins from The Great Outdoors also played twin in The Mosquito Coast. Just less creepier versions.
ReplyDeleteI'd have gone with the twins from The Shining:
http://www.rollogrady.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/twingirls.jpg
That dress on Ashley Greene is cute, cute, cute! Want!
ReplyDeleteThe outfit on Marcia Cross is very, very sparkly.
The Olsen Twins are annoying and yet I love them. I still haven't figured out why...
I have always thought Leelee resembles Helen Hunt - now with extra shiny!
ReplyDeleteLost Kanye is lost.
Lainey's speculating that one of the Olson's got a nose job...maybe Mary Kate on the right?
Did Enty just hint at the blind about the woman who had the baby recently and there's something wrong because she did coke?
ReplyDelete@flanny - my thoughts EXACTLY!
ReplyDeleteLOL at the supreme douchery in the top photo. Ewww.
ReplyDeleteI love Ashley's jacket. Or, I love Mary-Kate's jacket. Whatever. I think it's badass. I'm like a magpie: sparkly! glittery! shiny!
I think it's sweet how close they are. Look at that body language -- even their *toes* are touching. Twins are amazing.
I adore purple and orange together, and I love Alba's overall style. I know she's a smug, talentless bitch, but she ALways looks flawless to me, whether she's scowling at a pap or disingenuously smiling on a red carpet. The woman is a beauty. What can I say?
OOOOOOH. LIV. I WANT your DRESS. YOU WIN.
I love Chloe. I don't care about the Brown Bunny thing. Honestly.
Miranda Kerr and Ashley Gree...*zzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Leelee does not look great. No. Nuh uh. She looks about 43 -- which would be FINE, if she *were* 43.
Mah Boo is a fine, fine, fine man.
I've had a crush on him since his Channel One days -- and even back then, I knew he'd never be interested in my ilk.
Leelee does look good there. And she worked with Kubrick - which automatacilly makes her awesome.
ReplyDeleteMarcia looks like she raided Julianne Moore's wardrobe From "Boogie Nights."
Liv is wearing a dress that looks like the wrapping paper my Christmas gift came in last year.
@JasonBlueEyes -- "And she worked with Kubrick - which automatacilly makes her awesome."
ReplyDeleteGranted. But it was also Kubrick's WORST. MOVIE. EVER.
And he *also* worked with Tom Cruise on the same film, as well as Phillip "my musical scores all sound like maddening, dripping faucets" Glass.
Sorry: Kubrick fanatic here. I've seen every single one of his movies more than a few times, and Eyes Wide Shut bloooooooooows -- in comparison to, say, 2001:A Space Odyssey, at least.
Miranda Kerr looks like a gnome to me, facewise. I don't get why she is such a big model.
ReplyDeleteAshely Green has the most obvious nose job ever. Thank goodness, when Twilight is over she will disappear.
Marcia Cross has new boobs, not just a bra.
Michael Kors is a mere two sheilas shy of a Robert Palmer video parody. But that was his intent here, right?
ReplyDelete@Ida - I loved EWS. I did. Lol. I watch it every Christmas. It does take place during Christmas week, after all.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm a disturbed individual.
@Paris - I don't get the Miranda Kerr love either. She looks like Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams to me.
ReplyDeleteI believe Gerard slimmed down for Mavericks one of his new movie roles.
ReplyDeleteMarcia please eat something! A double, double with a shake & fries will do!
Actually, Alba's dress is a custom DVF so no one's worn it before her, ever. I know! Reading is HARD.
ReplyDelete@ SonnyAmou -- I knew that photograph dinged my memory -- thanks!
ReplyDeleteSweet of Goldie Hawn to let Marcia Cross get into her trunk of costumes from the Laugh in days.
ReplyDeleteWhere were most of these photos taken? It looks like an airport or office building. That's a lot of concrete (was this the fashion thingy in NYC yesterday?).
I don't even get why the Olsen twins are relevant enough to even be in the pics.
ReplyDeleteLove Mah Boo. Floored me when he was on WWHL with Nene and knew all about The Housewives! That makes it okay for me to watch, right?
Leelee looks great. Wasn't she the popular guess for a blind?
I hope those ten people before Jessica Alba didn't wear the same dress!
ReplyDelete@JBE: This is the second time today you've mentioned The Mosquito Coast. Great film, too.
"Your father is the worst kind of pain in the ass--a know-it-all who sometimes is right!"
@robert - I know. LoL. I've been thinking about that movie a lot lately. No idea why.
ReplyDeleteSomehow I have a problem thinking that Orlando Bloom would stay with a lady who did coke while she was pregnant with his child. He seems better than that to me.
ReplyDeleteYeah I don't think it's Miranda - she's out working again, and the blind made it sound like the guy needs to follow her around because she's blasted all the time.
ReplyDeletewhenever i see the olsens i hear the theme music from the very mary kate web series- hysterical show
ReplyDeletehttp://verymarykate.com/
I know she has some shine, but I love the way Leelee looks in that pic.
ReplyDeleteHow long before Ashlee Green is on a reality show?
Madlyb - 3,2,1... I think someone just casted her!
ReplyDeleteInterplanet Janet, I have a picture of myself with Orlando Bloom. I met him hiking (Miranda was there- sweet, smiley, but not impressive looking to me). I told him I usually don't do this, but could I take a picture with him to make my internet friends jealous? He said, "Sure!"
ReplyDeleteJasonBlueEyes, nice to see someone else besides me doesn't see her deal. :)
The Biggest Fan of the Olsen Twins = me.
ReplyDeleteAlso Love Mah Boo. Ever since he told us some truth about Katrina. We don't get that often in news.
ReplyDeleteAgree Eyes Wide Shut bloooooooows chunks! Totally agree!!
Oh yeah...I thought that was her. Huma Abedin. She was Hilary's girlfriend for a while. My friend walked in on them and got a mug thrown at his head.
ReplyDelete@parissucks - send it to Enty!!
ReplyDelete^Yeah, you should!
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the exposed bra trend.
I totally had The Twilight Zone theme song in my head when I read the caption on the MK/Ashley pic.
I saw the worst Liv Tyler movie recently, The Strangers. God that chick can't act. I know why her acting career never really took off.
ReplyDelete@Ida-Not only was EWS (sorry JBE) it a horrid movie but Nicole Kidman was the worst stoned person I'd ever seen in my life. I will say one thing about Kubrick. He always had good looking nekkid people at least.
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