The Goopster looks like she is wearing a sari over her official Tracy Anderson workout t-shirt.
Speaking of needing to workout. Hello Kevin Federline.
Seriously. Katie has been smiling more right?
Mark Wahlberg takes his Star Wars tributes seriously.
Russell Crowe out buying cigarettes.
Rachel Harris and Cheryl Hines called each other to coordinate.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Taylor Momsen arrives in Tokyo. Wears clothes.
Not wearing clothes yet again is Vanessa Hudgens. This is an ad for teen clothing. Not sure where the clothing part comes in.
Hi Reader number 1! a fellow Houstonian!!
ReplyDeleteYep...Katie's contract is almost up. And I'm sure she has a big fat bank account at the end waiting for her. I wonder if Tom dishes out weekly "Allownaces" to Katie like Hef does with his bunnies?
ReplyDeleteVenessa looks like something out of a Vladimir Nabokov novel.
Taylor is in clothes. And she's wearing the same kind of shoes Demi Lovato wore last week. I'm a straight dude and don't regularly notice shoes, but I saw a woman wear them last week and now I'm always watching out for them. Weird how that is.
Awesome reader photos.
Great photo reader #2.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought it was Lindsay just falling down again. But she'd never, ever look that good. ;)
Reader #1 - is that you Texshan? :-)
ReplyDeleteKatie looks ROUGH. Hopefully the contract IS almost over, so she can stop being a robot and start being a human being again.
That doesn't look like Vanessa in that last pic. I don't know how to explain it, something is just... off... about the photo.
I wish Kfed would wear shorts that FIT that low-riding/sagging shit is STUPID. How any self respecting FEMALE could be caught dead dating a guy/man who wears those is beyond me.
ReplyDeleteGwyneth Paltrow? Meet Kevin Federline.
ReplyDelete"Get it together!"
Holy SHIT. Is Momsen on her way to the Convent? She looks positively demure compared to usual.
ReplyDeleteCount me among the few people who can actually tolerate Gwyneth -- on screen, that is -- but LORD, I hate her outfits and I've been wanting her to stop slouching for the past 20 years. STAND. UP. STRAIGHT. JEEBUS.
LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLLOLL @ Fed-Ex. Gwynnie needs to stand up straight, and Kevin needs to pull his pants up. I learned this shit before I turned ten; I don't know what their deal is.
Katie looks...adorable. I haven't said *that* since approximately 2005. I smell a contract that isn't gonna get renewed...
Cigarettes? Really? I would think that Russell was headed off to purchase quinoa and tofu. JK. God, he's so gross now.
Oh, Vanessa. Now I *definitely* know what kind of career trajectory you're aiming towards.
Reader #1 -- I dig your pride/loyalty. Friday Night Lights has sort of made me fall in love with Texas. I'm pretty convinced that few people love their homestates as much as y'all do. :-)
Reader #2 -- you must be a shrinking violet in real life. ;-)
K Fat is HUGE again!
ReplyDeleteVanessa has great legs. That is my say something nice.
Katie has such a crooked smile. It's weird.
Gwyneth looks great to me.
Is that Linda Evans of Dynasty fame in the hat with grass still growing out of it? Sure looks like her.
ReplyDeleteK-Fed, pull your friggin' pants UP, dude!
ReplyDeleteKatie looks like she has a secret.
I think Rachel Harris is adorable. And funny.
Great reader photos!!!
Maybe Momsen decided it would be best to cover up for the flight?
She's ironing them, Enty. ;)
Love the wedding photo Reader No 2. Great that you did something out of the box.
ReplyDeleteGreat reader pix as always!
ReplyDeleteEeeewwww @ Fishstick
ReplyDeleteKevin & Russell need to meet lol
Yeap looks like Katie's contract is getting close to an end.
Reader #1 - Greetings to a fellow Texan :D
Reader #2 - Love your picure.
Nope, not me -- but I do love my 'Stros! Hola, fellow Houstonians/Texans!
ReplyDeleteThe 2nd Reader photo rocks my world
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I must be going thru a Roseanne flashback today cuz Russell Crowe looks like John Goodman.
ReplyDeleteGreat reader photos! We have such gorgeous readers! I'm renewing my vows next summer and might just steal reader #2's idea!
Yeah! A Stroh's fan! I loved Enron stadium, err I think it's Minute Maid park now. Miss the energy of Houston but not the heat. I bet it's Bluebonnet mom maybe?
ReplyDeleteAwesome photo, reader #2.
The readers are much better looking than the celebrities, for sure!
ReplyDeleteKatie looks great in that photo. Maybe she has a sidepiece?
Reader #2...You're great at working the camera girl! Love the pic.
ReplyDeleteReader #2 has a cool photo! It looks like Daniel Craig in a James Bond ad. Too cool!
ReplyDeleteI'm Reader #1, & a die-hard 'Stros fan. I'm the one in the cowboy hat (it's surrounded by pins from the '04 & '05 seasons & Mom-the lovely lady on the right-made the bee on top for thre "Killer Bs"). We were in line at Minute Maid to watch game 4 of the World Series...THREE HOURS before the game started. Didn't want to miss a thing. Incidentally, that hat got me on tv during every play-off game & the 2 WS games in 2005.
ReplyDeleteReader #2-Love your photo!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm Reader #2. Thanks for the kind compliments!! The picture was taken in a downtown Vegas parking garage. We did a "Trash the Dress" photo shoot after the wedding because I didn't want to bring the dress back home. It was the best time ever!!!
ReplyDeleteTrash the wedding dress? What a great idea. Smooches that's an awesome picture and an extremely original wedding picture. I love it. Great way to start a marriage.
ReplyDeleteCrowe and Federline are both big ol' tater chips.
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