Who knew that Minnie Driver and Ashlee Simpson would ever want to hang out.
This Dutch tourist says she was cited by the NYPD for wearing this outfit while cycling. Apparently she was a danger to the road and a distraction. Seriously? I think the policeman just wanted the chance to hit on her.
Harry and William show off their big sticks.
Meanwhile, the Queen in a casual look and that is booze next to her.
Reader Photo #1
Jim and Reese after her son's soccer match.
Ryan was there too, although his date had to be kept on a leash.
Sylvester Stallone and Robert DeNiro ran into each other on the streets of New York. Now that is random.
Taylor Momsen's parents must be so proud. Who would not want their 17 year old daughter to go outside with her breasts bared except for tape.
Taylor Momsen's parents are just stupid non-parents. Right up there nearly on the same level as the Lohans.
ReplyDeleteAs in useless, all of them.
Holy Lord. Robert De Niro has become Robin Williams.
ReplyDeleteRyan Phillipe with his main bitch.
Yay! Ashlee Simpson looks like 1987 era Madonna.
Lovely photo Reader #1
Even with the tape, I think those shots of Momsen should be considered kiddy porn. Nipple or no, those are her bare breasts. Makes me wish I believed in hell so I could picture her mom and White Oprah burning together for ruining their kids.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or are Momson's breasts a little saggy for her age?
ReplyDeleteIs that really Taylor Momson or Iggy Pop in a long Lindsay Lohan wig?
ReplyDelete@Mooshki -- I agree about the kiddie porn aspect.
ReplyDeleteGOOD LORD! Taylor Momsen looks awful. Is she really still 17?
ReplyDeleteEmancipated or not, DCF (or some entity) needs to get involved.
Someone needs to take Taylor by the hair, throw her in a tub of extra hot water and soap and when she gets out and gets dressed in her age appropriate pj's, feed her! She looks like a homeless child who hasn't had a hot meal or hot bath in the last 3 years. Her parents are idiots!
ReplyDeleteTaylor Momsen, sit down, put a shirt on, be quiet and eat a sandwich already!
ReplyDeleteLovely reader pic!
ReplyDeleteIs the video of a reader as well? Could this be lanasyogamom's kid singing so soulfully? :)
Al and Robert in the same day! Love how low key Robert is dressed--makes me love him more. Sly has ginormous hands...makes him look like Stretch Armstrong or something
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't be surprised to see Taylor M.'s obituary within the year.
ReplyDeleteIs the Minnie Driver/Ashlee Simpson a clue to the "PPP" club??
ReplyDeleteWell, to give her credit, it is a Sonic Youth shirt.
ReplyDeleteWow didn't recognize Minnie...Can't stand Assslee
ReplyDeleteTaylor just a ridiculous little brat
Reader #1 you and your kid look so cute :D
What is ppp??
i'm sure every porno king is counting down the clock until Taylor is 18 and can get their claws on her first sex tape.
ReplyDeleteOn the Dutch tourist: I'd feel better about it if I thought the cop was flirting -- but last week some cops ticketed four guys in a playground for eating donuts. Seriously. I think the heat has gotten to them.
ReplyDeleteI *love* pics of Queen Lizbuff like this. I think her mother would love it, too. Thanks Enty, you made my day!
Taylor looks like she has an eating disorder. Or a drug problem. Or both. Poor girl is looking ROUGH for 17.
ReplyDeleteThis casual side of the Queen is so adorable!
I cant help it- I KNOW Ryan is a disgusting misogynistic human being but HOLY LORD is he fuckable.
ReplyDeleteI bet Reese still is attracted to him. Common, who wouldnt be?
Damn, Cindy Lou Who looks like some nasty truck stop skank who'll blow a guy by the bathroom door for $10.
ReplyDeleteI love the photos of Queen E -- if you go to the Daily Mail, they have other casual family pics, including some of the queen mother. All of the photos were taken at Balmoral in Scotland.
Boooo! to the polo pics. Poor ponies.
No mention that the towheaded tyke beyond Minnie is her son, Henry?
That tourist should have been ticketed just for wearing that *awful* outfit. Yuck.
Love Immigrant Song! Hooray!
Momsen, shave!
ReplyDeleteReader photo looks like Gilda. Taylor needs an intervention, Minnie needs treatment for her eating disorder.
ReplyDeleteHow do stars get this thin without going over the edge and dying?
Who knew NYC had dress codes for bicycle riding??
ReplyDeleteCute readers and reader kiddos!
I'll bet QEII is having a Pimm's Cup No. 1 cocktail. LOVE this photo! Sitting family-reunion style on the screen porch (as it were...)
ReplyDeleteThat father/daughter video would have been cuter with a different song.
ReplyDeleteIn the Stallone/DeNiro picture, knowing how short Sly is supposed to be, doesn't DeNiro look even shorter? How tall is he, anyway?
That video.... ugh. I wish I lived in a world without viral videos.
ReplyDeleteJasmine, I agree with you.
Yay for Taylor, who is obviously paying homage to one of the greats, the late Wendy O. Williams of the Plasmastics. Anybody who's cognizant of the 80s-era punk scene knows of Wendy, and recognizes that look.
ReplyDeleteIt's classic, people. Classic rock 'n roll.
I have had a few different instances recently where Dutch friends have experienced a less relaxed police force. Do they really think she's the first girl in a short skirt who's navigated Dutch roads on a bike? Please.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, I can see where that skirt would flip up to indecent proportions at the slightest bit of wind or speed.
It's nice to see the queen in a relaxed moment.
I have heard of, even (proofreading is much better before posting.)
ReplyDeleteSqueeze, you don't *actually* think Cindy Lou Who has actually ever heard of Wendy O. Williams, do you? Because I don't think little Taylor is even aware that there was music before 1990.
ReplyDeleteYay! That's my hubby and little girl. It's definitely not viral video, just a song she got really addicted to during a road trip.
ReplyDeleteYou know what would be shocking? If there was a female singer these days who didn't have her @ss or t*ts hanging out. Oh I forgot - thank you, Adele. I suppose if you're raking in your kid's earnings, then you just let them do whatever the hell they want. Poor kid.
ReplyDeleteHow short is Robert Dinero when Stallone, is supposedly 5'2" on a good day?
ReplyDeleteLove the Queen. I think the world is a better place with her in it. She's a world leader, and a woman. Next is Charles.
ReplyDeletemmmm, Pimm's. Sold in the US at BevMo stores, hooray!
ReplyDeleteBut the Queen drinks Dubonnet and Gin with a slice of lemon, according to the parody twitter account (which is hysterical).
Momsen is 17 and hardly prepubescent, which is the whole point of the "kiddie porn" label. And given that it was her parents who pushed her into the biz before she could walk, trotting out the "proud" line feels disingenuous to say the least.
ReplyDeleteWho is that sitting next to the Queen? Looks like Sean Penn to me, WTF????
ReplyDeleteI'm the reader photo! Thank you for the compliments. I am very vain and love them. :-)
ReplyDeleteBlack cat -- it's the queen's cousin. Her mother and the Queen Mother were sisters. She's publishing a book that will include these pics as well as others, with the queen's approval.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Momsen looks like 35 year old Faces of Meth pic. How can she think any of this looks good? Even Courtney Love looks better, and that's saying a lot!
ReplyDeleteLove the queen relaxing with her drinky-poo. Looks like an Old Fashion.