Have you noticed that Katie Holmes seems to be getting to go out alone more? Conversion complete or getting ready to end the contract?
Lady GaGa embarrasses herself in front of Patti Labelle.
Maria Shriver gets marital advice from a stranger on the beach.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Robert Pattinson arrives in Toronto while
Kristen Stewart lands in London with her bodyguard.
Sacha Baron Cohen filming his new movie.
Will Smith doing his own stunts, looks at the two foot drop he has to make.
It's a slow news day when the reader photos are more interesting than the celebs.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else see the story about Patty LaBelle and her bodyguards? Her limo was parked outside a Texas airport and apparently her bags were near the car. A West Point cadet home on break was on a cell phone and walking near the luggage while he was waiting for his family to pick him up. Her 3 bodyguards opened up some whup-ass on him for getting near her stuff. It was captured security cameras. Police are still investigating.
ReplyDeleteKatie Holmes, sigh and eye-roll.
ReplyDeleteCDAN has *the* prettiest readers, I swear!!
ReplyDeleteAnd NO, I'm not #1 or #2. ;-)
I doubt Maria truly gives a shit about her soon to be ex-marriage. She looks great, and she looks happy. That makes me happy.
SASHA BARON COHEN. OH MY GOD. That rodeo scene from Borat was filmed in the town adjacent to mine -- you know, the "may George Bush drink the blood of every Iraqi man, woman, and child!" scene -- and I've been hoping SO hard that he'll find the need to return to Appalachia. C'mon, Sasha. I LOVE YOU. I am RIGHT up your alley, friend. I can introduce you to all kiiiiiiinds of freaks.
Gaga is not CAPABLE of embarrassment. Um. You've noticed the way she dresses, right? Have you read her latest Rolling Stone interview?! But despite all the well-deserved mockery, I still blast "Bad Romance" at full decibel every four months or so and joyfully flail around my living room. I won't lie. Her first album is great, exhilarating pop.
Katie's contract should have been up last year shouldn't it? Maybe they picked six years because five was just too obvious.
ReplyDeleteYeah..she going to be smiling a lot this year.
Katie, sweat pants? Really? Don't you know that's when George Costanza gave up on life?
ReplyDeleteI think Maria looks better than she has in ages; it's like years have been lifted off her face.
Patty, that's an effed up story. I hope Ms. LaBelle and her bodyguards get sued.
Maria actually looks to be a healthy weight - why did I think she was super skinny?
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that Katie can now be trusted ;) I was reading about Jacee Duggard yesterday and how after a few years, she was even allowed to go out in public with her kidnappers and she didn't say a word. Crazy.
Also, hello everyone - I'm reader #1 with one of my kittehs.
@RQ - OH MY GOD, you've got GORGEOUS eyes. How YOU doin'?
ReplyDeleteI honestly think the only way to embarrass Lady Gaga is to put her in jeans, a t-shirt & some flip-flops and make her do an interview dressed like that. Although, to be honest, I'd pay a lot of money to see her dressed like that.
And Kristen Stewart needs to come over to my house. Like, now...
I'll have to agree, RQ, this is a gorgeous picture of you! (And yeah, I knew it was you before you announced it, but still *L*)
ReplyDeleteAw thanks, you two :)
ReplyDeleteNC - my eyes are actually a light grey/blue colour, but you can't tell from the fuzziness of the picture. Apparently my dad initially accused my mother of cheating on him because he didn't.see.how.light.eyes.were.possible given his Maori background. My brother came out more along the lines of what he was expecting, and got the beautiful bronzed skin, too! ;)
RQ - love the photo of you and your kitty!
ReplyDeleteLong Live the Queen!
ReplyDelete@RQ - Really? Interesting. Nice kitty, too. I have a Himalayan-Siamese mix.
ReplyDeleteRQ, anytime you're in So Cal, I'll buy you a Molson and a back bacon sandwich (or whatever). You look as fun as your posts. :)
ReplyDeleteAw, beeyooootiful RQ with her kitty! Reader #2, what a precious tot you have, and with another one on the way! :)
ReplyDeleteNote to Lady Gaga: Just because you CAN, it doesn't mean you SHOULD.
RQ: Nice pic of you and your pussy. :) Nom-nom-nom...
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, if you can get them in Canuck-lad, Whiskas "Temptations" are the best kitteh treats in the world... like crack for cats!
@Rocket - It's very nice to put a face to the woman behind the daily wit and intelligent posts you write here each day. ;)
ReplyDelete@blankprincess - speaking of Gaga TMZ posted a photo of her sister today. Yes - she actually looks normal.
ReplyDeletehttp://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/06/07/0607-whod-you-gaga-credit.jpg
Thanks for the timely reveal RQ, it's tough to get through 'em all on July 4th. Nice picture.
ReplyDelete@RocketQueen- WHOA.
ReplyDeleteI came on here to comment about how happy I am that Maria S. looks like she put on some lb's and looks so much better for it, when I scroll down to see you wrote almost exactly the same thing.
Get outta my head!
hehehe
One more thing-
ReplyDeleteI am into the Gaga, HOWEVER, I am SOOOO not feeling the side crotch action in front of music royalty Ms Labelle.
Jesus- can we have a little decorum at times Gaga or is it going to be vag in the wind pics with you next to The Queen next time?
Sheesh.
Lol, I was going to make a 'nice pussy' comment. (I'm a child, yes)... but that IS a lovely pussy and it's fun that it's you RQ. I remember a while back some nut on here was insisting you were Enty, so now I am thinking of you in your lair, stroking your cats, plotting to take over the world.. muwahahahaha
ReplyDeleteLOL @Nightmare Child re Kristen Stewart.
ReplyDelete@Patty. Allegedly, he walked too close to Ms. LaBelle's car or luggage while he was on the cell phone. This is the drop-off, pick-up area of the airport. She gave some type of order to her bodyguards, who then slugged/punched the Cadet into a concrete pillar, giving him a concussion. Police Officers subsequently had their pictures taken with their arms around Ms. LaBelle (the Cadet's pool of blood in the background).
ReplyDeleteHouston PD then called West Point and informed them of their version of 'drunk cadet' which got the kid suspended (read: kicked out) of West Point with 3 months to graduation.
He's suing.
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ReplyDeleteLol at all your comments! Thanks for them all - I love this place and so many of you guys :)
ReplyDeleteAnd FS - I don't eat meat (another reason I can't be Enty!), but if you buy me a beer, maybe we can split a huge pile of nachos? I will definitely take you up on it! x
Mango - Oh, I KNOW about the Temptations ;)...do you guys have Feline Greenies treats down there? It's their new favourite!
Now who is reader #2???
CrazyDaysAndNightsAndRocketQueenIsInCharge..... dot com. :-)
ReplyDeleteReader #2 looks familiar. Did you send in a pic last year?
I am reader #2 with my angel and another on the way. Yes, I did send in a picture last year :)
ReplyDeleteAw, I love Reader Photo time! Great pics, ladies :)
ReplyDeleteRQ, you're one of my favorite commentators so it's nice to see your pretty face to go along with your name.
ReplyDeleteThat picture of Lady Gaga is the epitome of why I don't like her.