I really hope this dinner was all about discussing charity work in Haiti, because I have no idea why Garcelle Beauvais would be looking for something romantic with Sean Penn. The two were spotted having a very long dinner and after dinner drinks together. Sean broke up with Scarlett J because he wanted to sleep with as many women as possible and she was throwing off his mojo because people thought they were together. Garcelle is the actress who sent every single one of her husband's co-workers an e-mail describing him as a cheater. Yeah, so these two do not go together at all. Then again, love works in mysterious ways.
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ReplyDeleteblech! Garcelle, What the HELLE?
ReplyDeleteBleh. Genitals work in mysterious ways.
ReplyDeleteWasn't she born in Haiti, though? Maybe they have a professional connection.
ReplyDelete*slaps knee and chortles*
Naw, just kidding. I know this dude's a total manwhore.
i think they're perfect together.
ReplyDeleteDon't do it!
ReplyDeleteSean is a joke, he hasn't been in Haiti for 6 months.
ReplyDeleteFriends having dinner/drinks...
ReplyDeleteLol Ida - your post made me laugh really hard.
ReplyDeleteWell Sean loves the sistah's, he was with Jessica White all throughout his marriage to Robin.
ReplyDeleteWhy would any sane woman come near his ick nast a$$??? I know some of them he pays to be near him but still...Why would a woman with a modicum of sense and her own money be with him??
ReplyDeleteI'm going to let you in a little secret: This dude is a Leo.. August 17th. You have no idea how many women are attracted to this type of personality. I mean, obviously it's just a generalization when it comes to astrology, but generally speaking Leo's make the ladies go crazy.
ReplyDeleteTG, that and the large nose indicate he's packing a punch. Independent studies have shown..Just saying..
ReplyDelete@T-Grape -- I totally believe in astrology, and I FULLY AGREE.
ReplyDeleteYou must be a dippy, new-agey water sign like me. LOL.
I also think that it's (partly) what made Sean's relationship with Madonna so volatile (besides his proclivity for tying her to a chair, beating her, and forcing her to perform oral sex, I mean). Two Leos? Oh, HELL to the no. Ben Affleck and J-Lo are also each lions, and their egos couldn't handle it, either!
Leos have confidence, swagger, and are usually great to be around. They've got a zillion great traits. I actually dig them, and usually get along with them fabulously -- but I've never dated one, and I'm GLAD.
I, personally, am a total sucker for Geminis. I swoon at their intelligence, verbosity, sparkliness, and wit. My man, my best friend, and roughly half my good friends are late May/early-to-mid June babies. I swear, whenever I meet a person I ADORE, it turns out that he or she is a Gemini. Never fails.
Enty -- you should do an astrology-themed Your Turn! :-)
Beauvais always struck me as a sensible woman. But she is a Haitian national, so maybe they really were talking about earthquake relief issues. At least I hope so.
ReplyDeleteIda, for me it's Scorpios. When I get a new celeb crush and look them up on imdb, almost always a November b-day. Although, I was sad when I read Diana & Charles were a Scorpio/Cancer combo. Guess the stars can only take you so far. :)
ReplyDeleteOHHHH! Mooshki, my first love was a Scorpio! I *totally* understand.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have always thought of Diana as the epitome of the Cancerian lady. It's funny you mentioned her and Charles.
I kinda think Cancers are too cray cray to truly be understood by ANYone. But that's what makes us so utterly lovable, I guess...
Astrology, ladies? Really??
ReplyDeleteI swear, whenever I meet a person I ADORE, it turns out that he or she is a Gemini. Never fails.
There's a word for that, Ida. COINCIDENCE. ;-)
@Mango -- were you born under an earth sign, perchance? They're, like, practical and stuff.
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ReplyDelete" @T-Grape -- I totally believe in astrology, and I FULLY AGREE. "
I totally think I learned all I need to disregard quite a few posters from now on.
Oh, precious Tatiana. *ruffles your head* You and I haven't exchanged a lot of dialogue, and that is FIIIIIIIIINE by me, dear. But since you brought it up...
ReplyDeleteYou've yet to leave a *single* comment on CDAN that isn't a) a dis towards another commenter, b) a dig towards Enty and his identity, or c) a reference to the whole money/radio show thing, which is a subject you and your pathetic cohorts REALLY should have dropped months ago.
You know what's sad, though? I don't know you personally, of course, but unlike other readers, you NEVER leave happy thoughts, or amusing observations, or anything that would provoke or spike a genuine conversational thread. You are just a bitter, negative, dull little person, and you obviously don't get to enact enough spite on the people around you, so you sit at a keyboard and let it all out.
I choose to have fun here, enjoy most of the other people who post, and chuckle and roll my eyes at the likes of you. It's a shame you visit this site if you're so disgusted by its overall content and the people who post comments.
Anyway, the comment YOU just made is a *perfect* example of why I like to disregard you! :-)
XOXO!
I don't know, he likes them kinda crazy. HE was married to Madonna after all. Then again....which crazy came first? Did he make her crazy or was he attracted to crazy and what the hell did Robin do to escape the crazy or is she nuts too and a much better actress than I have ever given her credit for....*goes of scratching head*
ReplyDeleteLol Mango! I'm actually with you on this, and Ida has told me it's because I'm a Libra.....we're all practical and logical and stuff ;)
ReplyDeleteTempestuous Grape said...
ReplyDeleteI'm going to let you in a little secret: This dude is a Leo.. August 17th. You have no idea how many women are attracted to this type of personality. I mean, obviously it's just a generalization when it comes to astrology, but generally speaking Leo's make the ladies go crazy
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That's funny! I'm a Leo married to a Leo. My husband is charismatic, but nothing like Sean Penn and I'm nothing like Madonna.
Oh and my hubby's Scorpio friend has been married to three Leo women and hates us all. I think Sean Penn and Madonna would be jerks no matter what their signs were.
ReplyDelete@Henriette -- "I think Sean Penn and Madonna would be jerks no matter what their signs were."
ReplyDeleteI think you're right.
And I *still* like Leos. ;-)