MTV Movie Awards
One thing I have learned about any and all MTV Awards shows is that it is better to just DVR them and come back to them because you will drive yourself insane trying to make it through without the fast forward button for the commercials and the inevitable stuff that makes you feel like you want to scream because you just cannot believe someone really is interested.
Anyway, with the exception of the Justin Timberlake groping of Mila Kunis, the only other thing I found interesting was the award given to Reese Witherspoon. After some emails and comments on Facebook, I have to say don't know whether she is pregnant. Apparently she was out buying baby stuff last week. But, I do know she can swear like a sailor when she needs to.
When she was being presented the MTV version of a lifetime achievement award, which means she has been around for more than five years, the award was presented by Patrick Dempsey, Chelsea Handler and Robert Pattinson. Robert was drunk off his ass and dropped an F bomb that made it past the censors. It basically involved Robert talking about his sexual chemistry with Reese and how it is possible to be 33% lesbian. When Reese had her chance to speak, she dropped another f bomb, but this one the censors got.
