Look Mommy Those Two People Are Having Sex
The beach is a wonderful place. It can be even more beautiful as the sun starts to go down and you have had five or ten cocktails at a restaurant overlooking the beach. The next thing you know, you and the person you met 30 minutes ago are out on the sand in front of the restaurant spending 30 minutes having sex. The problem with this plan is one should remove your drunk goggles and notice there are about 50 people all within 50 feet of you, including children. The parents of the children noticed when the kissing and groping between the people above turned into full on sex. The police were called and the couple booked. For some reason the guy had bail set at $10K which he made, but the woman only had bail set at $2500, which she still has not raised. They were both charged with the same crime. Maybe he was waving around his peen or something.
