Just Shoot Me, I Watched The Bachelorette
I feel like my life has ended. For some reason I went upstairs last night and my mom was watching The Bachelorette. Oh, why oh why did I sit down? Probably because the trek up the stairs left me winded. I know the gist of the whole season from reading about it, but it is so much worse to actually see it in person. I did not expect boxing so that was interesting, but the problem with this show is there are so many leaks that everything comes out weeks and weeks before it airs so even though I have not watched the show until now, I know exactly what is coming. Yes, Ashley, we get it. You want to have closure with Bentley. Well, the producers so so they are going to fly him to Thailand but need Ashley to tease it out. Holy f**k, just bring the guy over. We already know you did, and the whole world knows you did so just bring him out, pretend you like him and then send him packing.
The show is so manipulative in its editing. It is like every cliche must be used in an episode. Oh, and what kind of guy would throw another guy under the bus about the dating he would do when he gets home? Guy code dude. Guy code. Plus, who cares about future dating the person might do. It isn't like the guy is heading off to brothels in Thailand when the cameras were not rolling. Were there some guys who did? Yep. You read it here first.
