Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Flavor Flav Spent $6M On Drugs - Lost Virginity At 6


Yes, that headline is correct and I know the first question you are all asking yourself is not how is Flav alive after spending that much money on drugs, but how exactly does Flav manage to have enough disposable income to spend $6M on drugs? Flav has a new book out and during his press tour says that for a six year period he spent $2600 a day everyday for six years on drugs. That works out to almost $6M. I can't believe he never had a day where someone bought him drugs? No birthday specials? If you were Flav's dealer, you really had no need to ever sell to anyone else or take any chances on getting arrested. Focus on customer service. I would have lived next door to Flav to make sure he never went looking for another dealer.

Flav also discusses how he lost his virginity at 6. How the hell do you even know what sex is when you are six. In case you think it was molestation or something, it was not, it was another 6 year old girl. Seriously?

Did you know Flav has three grandchildren? His oldest child is 25 and the youngest is 4. I hope it is the 25 year old who has kids.