Drunk Teacher Charged With Breast Milk Assault
Sometimes I really love people. There is such a wide variety of people all over the world and I could read these stories all day. On Saturday morning around 1am, police in Waterville, Ohio were called to a domestic violence situation. A husband called police because his wife had struck him several times. Both were drunk. When police went to the car where the wife was locked in, she started dropping f bombs and calling them other names. It is at that point, things began to get crazy. The woman told officers she was a breastfeeding mother, removed her right breast from her bra and began spraying breast milk all over the police and the car. She faces charges of domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. When she appeared in court yesterday, she pleaded not guilty and also told the court she is a second and third grade teacher. Oh, and also a breast feeding mother and took out her breast and began spraying the judge and the courtroom. Oh, well that last part I made up, but it would have been classic and a great SNL skit.
Maybe they could get her for concealing a weapon, too.
ReplyDeleteewwwwwwwwwwwwww! and on another note blech!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis was all over the news where I live..which is about 15 mins away from Waterville. Besides this woman's sad, very sad predicament...whats even sadder is the city of Waterville has a population of 5200. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE will know about her and this and it sucks for her!
ReplyDeleteHow drunk do you have to BE??
ReplyDeletespraying breast milk?? LMAO, really lady?
ReplyDeletelolol
ReplyDeleteI have been breastmilk-sprayed once! I was on a booze cruise (shocker!) with a bunch of friends, including one who had recently had a baby and this was the first time after her pregnancy that she went out. She had to return to our cabin regularly to pump...and yeah, at the end of the night she was quite plastered. She whipped out her boob, and sprayed us all. It was funny at the time (she is the kind of girl who can say and do the most disgusting things - and she has - and everyone still finds her charming), but the smell of it the next morning was NOT pleasant.
ReplyDeleteUhmm, it happened in Westerville, Ohio. Sadly, this happened in my neck of the woods. So proud of my fellow central Ohioans. Ugh. . . She's a gem.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Hooterville (okay, okay, I know it's juvenile, but I couldn't resist)!
ReplyDeleteDidn't Petticoat Junction take place in Hooterville, or a similar-sounding place?
Lol! That's not the first time I've heard that. Green Acres took place in Hooterville. Actually Hooterville...er, um, Westerville is a very wealthy community on the outskirts of Columbus (Go Buckeyes). Wealthy neighbors include Les Wexner (Limited Brands, Victoria's Secret) and Bobby Rahal, the race car driver. And then we we have lovely ladies like this one. We're a diverse community.
ReplyDeleteUghh!! That's gross and sounds like a Springer episode.
ReplyDeleteThanks scorpiomom. I knew one of the old shows took place in Hooterville.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, the woman's name is Robinette. "Robinet" is French for tap, as in water tap.
ReplyDelete@Angela: Comment appropriee!
ReplyDeleteWhat did the police charge her with? Assault with a breast? Criminal lactation?
Soo....does she still have a job today?
ReplyDeleteI laughed for like five minutes. Good way to start a day.
ReplyDeleteYup, I live about eight minutes down the road from Westerville. This story is far too trashy for them to ever live down. Scorpiomom is right--Les Wexner built himself an ENTIRE FRICKING SUBURB just SE of here (it's called New Albany) so that he could live only with other rich white people.
ReplyDeleteI bet she'll keep her job, though. The newspaper article mentioned the school where she teaches, and it's one in this whole network of charter schools that never perform all that well, in part because they serve all sorts of "at risk" students (e.g., kids who have been identified somewhere along the Asperger's or autism spectrums). It's nearly impossible to find qualified teachers for these jobs, but on top of that, they are not unionized and thus are paid VERY little for the work they do. Tack on the likelihood that the teachers at her school have pretty lenient "morality clauses" in their contracts, and I'd guess that she'll be teaching again soon unless she actually gets convicted on a felony charge.
I've done that to a random cat here and there, but NEVER an officer of the law!
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