@ Sue Ellen, my thoughts exactly. If he was too drunk to figure out a locked stall, he was too drunk to have any standards about crawling on a public restroom floor.
I prefer the guy who was borderline catatonic and rolling around on the convenience store floor.
Having been a bartender many, many, many hellish moons ago, this mostly just made me roll my eyes and pity the person who had to clean up after this jackass.
I once had a customer shit his pants (literally) after eating three appetizers, two entries (he LICKED all his plates), dessert, a bottle of merlot, *AND* two espressos. He was in the bathroom begging for mercy for about a half hour. He punched a wall in agony.
Someone had to clean up the feces, and it was NOT me. I laughed my ass off, though. I won't lie.
Anyway, drunk people do dumb things. Like lock themselves in bathroom stalls, for instance. And shit their pants. But the sober people are the ones who have to clean up after 'em!
I was in a super shitty restaurant in Charleston once and some drunk a few stalls over leaned on the walls and they all fell over in a domino affect, including on to me. They probably aren't meant to sustain people crawling on them like a jungle gym.
LOLOLOL HILARIOUS
ReplyDelete"Shit son!" lol
ReplyDeletePeople falling is funny.
Bahahahaha! Well, he did get out!
ReplyDelete"he locked himself 'in'". Too damn funny.
ReplyDelete"Restroom for dummies"
"he locked himself 'in'". Too damn funny.
ReplyDelete"Restroom for dummies"
Why didn't he go under?
ReplyDeleteWe got ourselves a Darwin award candidate right here.
ReplyDelete@ Sue Ellen, my thoughts exactly. If he was too drunk to figure out a locked stall, he was too drunk to have any standards about crawling on a public restroom floor.
ReplyDeleteI hope he had to pay for the stall.
Once a drunk gets on the floor it's damn near impossible to get them up again ;)
ReplyDeletethat was gold,Jerry!
ReplyDeleteLove the "Shit, son!" LMAO.
ReplyDeleteand to think, he probably still got laid that night.
ReplyDeleteI prefer the guy who was borderline catatonic and rolling around on the convenience store floor.
ReplyDeleteHaving been a bartender many, many, many hellish moons ago, this mostly just made me roll my eyes and pity the person who had to clean up after this jackass.
I once had a customer shit his pants (literally) after eating three appetizers, two entries (he LICKED all his plates), dessert, a bottle of merlot, *AND* two espressos. He was in the bathroom begging for mercy for about a half hour. He punched a wall in agony.
Someone had to clean up the feces, and it was NOT me. I laughed my ass off, though. I won't lie.
Anyway, drunk people do dumb things. Like lock themselves in bathroom stalls, for instance. And shit their pants. But the sober people are the ones who have to clean up after 'em!
*uh, that would be "entrees" (insert the little punctuation mark in your head), not "entries."
ReplyDeleteAs a restaurant owner, I am SOOO glad these douchebages are on camera...
ReplyDeleteSo many douchebags like this one down in the 'Lamp here in San Diego. It's why I moved out of downtown.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, I admit, still funny.
I had to stop watching when he fell. OMG, that must've been painful.
ReplyDelete@Ida - Your story just made me laugh my ass off.
ReplyDeleteI was in a super shitty restaurant in Charleston once and some drunk a few stalls over leaned on the walls and they all fell over in a domino affect, including on to me. They probably aren't meant to sustain people crawling on them like a jungle gym.