Don't Worry Daniel Craig Will Probably Get Divorced
For those of you who had a good cry over the weekend that Daniel Craig married Rachel Weisz so you missed your chance at Craig love, don't get too down. This is Hollywood after all. They could get divorced next week and Daniel Craig could be back on the market for you. You know who must feel like crap? Satsuki Mitchell. She went out with Daniel for five years and got the proposal but could not get the walk down the aisle. Five years she gave that guy and then got cheated on. Of course Rachel also probably cheated on her guy, although her pr people have been pretty on message about saying Rachel and Darren Aronofsky had been split up for a few months before Daniel started cheating on Satsuki. So, what have we learned from all of this? That no matter how good looking you are, that you will still cheat and if Daniel cheated once, he will cheat again and the next thing you know he could be walking out of the ocean in those swim trunks right into your arms.
There's a baby on the way, if Satsuki wanted to marry him she should have gotten pregnant. Daniel is an old fashioned guy at heart....
ReplyDeleteI wish them luck...
I've had people argue with me about the "once a cheater, always a cheater" thing. I tend to believe it's true. If you've crossed that boundary once, it's easier the next time, and the time after that. I knew this when I was 14 and my mom was leaving her 2nd husband, with whom she had cheated on my dad. Mom discovered another woman's hair in her bed. Her indignation was a bit funny to me then, when I was really too young to completely understand.
ReplyDeleteI dated a guy for nearly a year with whom I'd grown up; he admitted he'd cheated a fair bit in his past; however, only once during his marriage and with his wife's permission. I was wary but believed him (she later confirmed it). I later learned he had had multiple emotional affairs and cheated incessantly while we were dating. As soon as I said goodbye for good, he was announcing his engagement on Facebook. Instead of being jealous of his fiancee, I feel a bit sorry for her. I know who he is and he will do it again. I wouldn't wish that pain on anyone.
I was feeling bad for Satsuki, too. I somehow doubt Rachel is pregnant considering she's 42, but I suppose it's possible.
ReplyDeleteI don't feel too bad for Darren Aronofsky since I think there's better than a 50 percent chance he's Natalie Portman's baby daddy.
ReplyDeleteDon't know about the "once a cheater, always a cheater" deal. The former love of my life (as in the only guy I ever contemplated having kids with) cheated on me, left me and married the woman he cheated with. I kept waiting for him to give her a taste of what he gave me in the cheating department, but 10 years and two kids later, they're still together. So, there's that.
ReplyDeleteI don't agree with the "once a cheater, always a cheater" cliche. I think that everyone has the capacity to change and it's a pretty shitty thing to put someone in a box like that for the rest of their life.
ReplyDeleteAs for Daniel Craig. I don't care who he marries. Whooptie doodle.
*sniff*
ReplyDeleteNormally I'd feel the same as all you but not I feel that you are being a bit harsh on Daniel. I'm blinded by the hots.
Meh.
ReplyDeleteha...thanks for the sympathy enty...I am OVER him. He cheated...anybody can cheat. It takes a MAN to do it the right way...break up FIRST, then do the nasty with someone else.
ReplyDeleteI completely believe the "once a cheater, always a cheater" adage. Anyone whose moral code will allow them to cheat once will be willing to do it again in the future. For that reason, I absolutely refuse to date someone who is already dating someone seriously, even if they say that the relationship is on the rocks. Finish your old business first.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I believe once a cheater, always a cheater. Once you've crossed the line, it's easy to keep doing it. And a woman or a man who is the "cheated with" shouldn't be shocked when it happens to them in turn. After all, as the old saying goes, a man who marries his mistress creates a job vacancy.
ReplyDeleteAs for Daniel Craig, meh. He doesn't do anything for me. Good actor, though.
So if you cheated when you were 16, you're going to cheat at 30?
ReplyDeleteMy god that man is sexy, in a rugged, manly way. He's not normally my type, but damn.
ReplyDeleteFor all we know, his former girlfriend cheated on him too. Or he's a sleazebag who's been cheating forever. It's all PR anyway.
I do find it interesting that Rachel and Darren never got married and then she marries Daniel pretty quickly into their relationship.
Just waiting for the announcement that Natalie and the ballet dancer are breaking up and then a few months later she will be with Aronofsky "and they were such great friends during the making of Black Swan" and how it just "recently turned into romance." Blah.
"So if you cheated when you were 16, you're going to cheat at 30?"
ReplyDeleteReally? That doesn't even make sense! We are talking about adults in serious relationships not teenage/high school stuff.
Green Sea Anemone- I bet they are not as happy as you think they are and maybe she tolerates the cheating.
I have to agree with Sue Ellen. I have to believe that some people can and do have morals. They may make a bad choice and, hopefully, may learn their lesson and not do it again. Who knows what Satsuki and Daniel's relationship was really like? No one knows what goes on behind bedroom doors. They weren't married. Isn't it better that they weren't? I mean, some could argue technicality, but in the end, he didn't marry her after 5 years. He met someone and realized that what he had with Mitchell wasn't "forever." As for Rachel...who the heck knows? I don't remember their situation. I thought he had dumped her first, but I may be confusing her for Kate Winslet, or someone else.
ReplyDeleteGross. (and yes, I'm 12 years old)
ReplyDeleteI think these 2 will make it. Maybe they are the Woodward and Newman of this era (acting skills not equated into that thought).
ReplyDeleteI give them 2-3 years.
ReplyDeletei'm w/ ms. cool in that i too am blinded by the hots.
ReplyDeleteas for the cheating...is this confirmed? or is it conjecture? we're all over him/them...but wth do we really know? i think the courtship (i know, wth says 'courtship', but i couldn't think of another word) was short...but really, it's not like we're in their day-to-day. i know daniel craig keeps pretty low-profile, so it's not as if we'd be reading it in the tabs about breakups and such.
@jbeebs
ReplyDeleteAre you for real? I don't even know if I should dignify that with a response.
Please don't.
ReplyDeleteAround 2008 Daniel Craig was in the World War II themed movie Defiance, which was filmed in a small Easten European country I am from. His every step was followed by paps. And there were pictures of him picking up two girls in a local bar all over our tabloids. A blond and a brunette one. Going to hotel with them and then their "walk of shame". That was big news in our country. I mean, we don't get international movie stars cheating on their celebrity girl-friends every week. He went home after filming and then the was engagement to Satsuki in about 3 months after that. I guess cheating with groupies doesn't count
ReplyDeleteI shant.
ReplyDeleteCosign everything Texshan said -- especially the part about how he does NOTHING for me.
ReplyDeleteThanks. :)
ReplyDeleteI think he is gross.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors. Do we get the Darren/Natalie baby reveal on July 4th?
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm happy for them. I think they make a pretty couple.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about the cheating stuff, but I can't get over them being able to keep it a secret for a whole year!
ReplyDeleteFrom what I recall Daniel and Rachel were "friends" for many years. When she became available, Daniel and Satsuki split up shortly afterwards. Rachel and Daniel were spotted in New York a while back, Lainey wrote about it. They have been discreet about it but it was no secret.
ReplyDeleteHe'll leave her for me. He won't cheat on me because I can change him.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't matter. He's my future ex-husband still. He doesn't know it yet though.
ReplyDelete(And I'm utterly blinded by the hots, but more and more, I'm thinking Daniel looks tasty on the outside, but would make me want to gouge my own eyes out of boredom or coz he's rotten to the core.)