Monday, June 27, 2011

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This celebrity couple have been trying to make it work for several years now but can no longer keep it together. He likes her only for her exhaustive sex drive but cares very little for any of her hobbies, other talents or opinions. Since she’s started to be more inclined towards philanthropist pursuits, he’s been really turned off by her. He wants drugs and partying and she wants to change her life. The two will be in splitsville soon, and we’re sure his selfish ways will be revealed. As will the numerous tapes of the two having sex that he’s secretly recorded.


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24 comments:

  1. SkittleKitty9:24 AM

    OT:
    Anyone else seeing a banner ad for WWII Commando that looks like the 'soldiers' are pleasuring themselves?

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  2. Terri9:27 AM

    I do Skittles.

    And I vote Demi/Ashton

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  3. Stallis Garden Gal9:28 AM

    Josh and Fergie?

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  4. MommaSaid9:31 AM

    Demi and Ashton ftw.

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  5. Rita9:36 AM

    Demi and Ashton, could also be
    Bennifer 2.0 (Garner Affleck)

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  6. MISCH9:40 AM

    Wow...so many to choose from.

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  7. Cecilia009:41 AM

    If he taped her having sex without her knowledge, he should be charged with a crime.

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  8. Anonymous9:45 AM

    Demi and Ashton all the way. She was photographed doing some Angelinaesque just last week. Just knew he was a asshole.

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  9. Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors10:04 AM

    Yeah, this is @AplusK and @MrsKutcher or whatever they're calling themselves these days.

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  10. BigMama10:22 AM

    tom and katie? naw, just kidding.

    it sounds like they aren't married but I can't think of anyone who would fit this that is a couple but not married.

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  11. Seachica10:40 AM

    This combined with Enty's blind from today.....totally Demi/Ashton

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  12. ms snarky11:00 AM

    probably Demi and Jackass, but if so, I feel badly for her.

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  13. Saritex11:41 AM

    Scott Disick and whichever Kardashian sister he dates.

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  14. Megsablue11:42 AM

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  15. Megsablue11:42 AM

    Just to be different I'll say Brangelina - Brad seems to be going off the deep end lately anyways.

    But yeah, it's most likely Ashton/Demi.

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  16. Mango11:50 AM

    Have Cameron and Arod been involved for years?

    Wow, I cannot picture Demi being "inclined towards philanthropist pursuits". She, with a house full of just her doll collection while there are homeless people. *insert major eye roll here*

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  17. Jason Blue Eyes12:41 PM

    Katy and Russell. She just gave a new interview to Roling Stone where she says she's becoming more involved in world issues.

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  18. RocketQueen12:44 PM

    Jason - I actually considered Katy/Russell...but not sure they fit with "several years" - also, Russell is famously sober, for a long time now.

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  19. PotPourri1:02 PM

    Asston again?

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  20. Murphy Brown 20202:43 PM

    I think this one is Joel Madden and Nicole Richie.

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  21. Jeri3:14 PM

    I wondered how Demi & Ashton could make it when he goes to work and they aren't in the same room tweeting anymore.

    I'm sure there will be sexy women on that set and when has Demi let him be with sexy women, especially sexy young women.

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  22. weezy3:45 PM

    Another site likes Fergie and Josh Duhamel for this one. He seems to be enough of a rat to qualify, but I don't recall reading about her doing anything philanthropic. Any takers?

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  23. cowbulls9:02 PM

    What about Arquette and Cox? Maybe the sexual part of the female makes me hope it is Courteney.

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  24. snowmoon.sue9:47 AM

    David Ducoveney and his wife --they're off and on again.

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