BuzzFoto Blind Item
This glowing TV star allegedly made a mistake most moms have never had to worry about. Her kids brown bag it at school most of the time and now they’re getting old enough to pack their own lunches. One of her children accidentally packed a bag of pot that was in a ziploc baggie in the fridge and took it to school. No one noticed and the child brought it home telling mother that “The green stuff is gross.” Luckily, not much of it was missing but it’s caused the mom to clean up her act.
Lesson to mommy: Weed goes in the freezer, not the fridge ;-)
ReplyDeleteIs "glowing" a clue??
ReplyDeleteI think they want people to think this is Kate Hudson.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't know many children who'd gravitate towards something green and herbal. Also, I knew what marijuana looked like by the time I was eight. If this kid is *that* dumb, then Social Darwinism's gonna knock him out before he turns twenty.
For the 345345th time, I call bullshit on a buzzfoto blind.
Oh, never mind. I forgot Hudson only has that one kid with Chris Robinson.
ReplyDeleteAlso, though: aren't most celeb kids rich enough to afford sushi and pate for lunch if they want it? Why would the son of a movie star be brown-bagging it in the first place?
"Glowing" with more than one child.
ReplyDeleteHmm...also a pretty down to earth mom if she's having the kids make their own lunches.
Glowing could mean currently pregnant.
ReplyDeleteHow about Gabrielle Anwar from Burn Notice?
ReplyDeleteShe has three kids and when I thesaurus-ed "glowing," burn was the first word to come up.
Although, I didn't even know who she was and does anyone really care?
Boo. I suck at these :)
Gabrielle has THREE KIDS? Wow. I love her on Burn Notice and she must work her butt off for her body to look like it does. I am jealous! : ) I like her as the guess though.
ReplyDeleteI'm also calling bullshit on this one. Kid packs his own lunch and includes a bag of weed in it, and then actually eats it? BULLSHIT. I'm a pothead of epic proportion and there is no way any of my kids would ever try a nibble of a bud, even the kindest stuff. Ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Ida and Em Cue Em. These BuzzFoto blinds ALWAYS sound made up to me.
ReplyDeleteJLo's big perfume is Glow. Is she making lunch for Skeletor's other spawns?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I don't know how down-to-earth it necessarily makes her, considering the Montessori school I've been trying to get my kids into makes both child and parent sign an agreement at the beginning of each year stating that the child will pack his/her own nutritious lunch each morning. It seems to be a growing trend, and one I'm pretty sure Jamie Oliver would approve of, but the day that I toured the school with my husband, the two women behind us were discussing whether to just leave after they heard the part about signing the agreement. This is also a school that keeps its own agricultural garden and requires both parents and children to volunteer a certain number of hours each year to working in it. The kids get to eat all the goodies. Those two women were morons.
ReplyDeletethis is the kind of story i would lie about to my friends in middle school. do they have middle-schoolers writing these blind items?
ReplyDeleteactually don't put it in the freezer it damages the crystals and lessens the effectiveness. once dry it should be stored in an airtight at room temp. add an orange peal to keep it moist now and then.
ReplyDeletenot that i know...
Oh, and make sure you're using glass jar and keeping it in a super dark place (it helps to just paint the jar black)..........
ReplyDeleteI don't believe this one. The reason is because if no one noticed, and the kid told his mom he didn't like the green stuff (cause he obviously didn't know what it was to tell anyone), I'm pretty sure that the mother wasn't going to go around telling people she almost got her kid stoned and that she's an irresponsible mother.
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