Bobby Brown - Almost Too Drunk To Fly
How do you make your current wife and your youngest son really proud of you? You drink so much before you get on a plane that security has to think twice about letting you past the checkpoint and airline personnel have to really think long and hard about whether you are ok to board a plane from Aruba to Miami. Yes, I did just start singing that Beach Boys song. It has been a long time since I heard that. That song is so old that Uncle Jesse played drums on it during an episode of Full House. Oh, and he also played drums for the group during the summers away from shooting the show too.
Anyway, Bobby Brown got hammered and then decided to fly. Guess he wanted to make sure he could keep up with Whitney in case they ever get back together.
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ReplyDeleteArgh! I had that song in my head for TWO days last week. And....now it's back.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I thought Bobby had gotten his shiz together :(
Being a wino and all, I honestly can't imagine flying while intoxicated on booze. Ohhh just the thought is vom.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Bobby ever slurs "iss mah preROGative!" in this type of circumstance.
ReplyDelete@ Ida - funny as Hell. : )
ReplyDeleteWell in all fairness, I have a friend who is deadly afraid of flying so the only way she can get on a plane is drunk enough so once onboard she passes out till she gets to her destination.
ReplyDeleteLol Ida. He is such a mess.
ReplyDeleteJohn Stamos has toured with the Beach Boys a lot on & off over the years. They were my first concert!
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ReplyDeleteI watched Waiting to Exhale the other night (god, im such a chick) and I just got so bummed realizing what a truly HOT MESS whitney is now. And unfair or not I fucking blame Bobby Brown for her spiral into complete and total dependency on drugs.
ReplyDeleteSo in conclusion, I dont really give an eff if this piece of shit is so drunk he can barely board a plane. If it wasnt for My Prerogative aka the sexiest song of the 80's, then I would totally write him off.
Aaaaruba, Jamaica, oohh I wanna take ya to Bermuda, Bahama, cooooome on pretty mama...damn you enty!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought they wouldn't let you board a plane if you couldn't walk/talk? I don't ever get that drunk but it's really better for everyone involved if I get my drink on before flying.
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking about Cocktail earlier today and "Coughlin's Law." God, I loved that movie.
Jasmine, although it looks that way, according to a friend of mine who knew about the situation, says that before Bobby met Whitney, Bobby's dug of choice was booze. No drugs. It was Whitney who introduced Booby to hardcore drugs...
ReplyDeleteEarly this morning I had either VH1 or Empty Vee on and they were playing 80's videos and Bobby Brown was on singing, "Every little breath I take" and it was kinda sad to see him so young and vibrant v. the wreck he has turned into. If they had played Whitney's "How will I know" I think I might have actually wept for them both.
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