Wednesday, June 01, 2011

The Best Seven Minutes Of The Day

You might think you will be able to resist seven minutes of the Baby Bullet, but you would be wrong.

17 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! Not sure who was more of my favorite - drunk ass g-mom, the pregnant with 17 babies girl, or the whipped hubby. Loved it Enty!

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  2. Did I just take some DMT? What IS this?

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  3. the music is just awesome, looks like something Eli Roth would direct.

    Bring on the bullet Margaritas!

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  4. lol...I watched this at my Mom's house at Easter--would never buy one, but was absolutely fascinated by it. Much better with the music and sinister slow speech.

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  5. Um, I made baby food when my babies were actually babies. Any old blender and some ice cube trays will do. I hate these TV products. So lame.

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  6. I must have one. And I don't even have babies.

    Totally creepy. I love it. Heh.

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  7. I'm scared. Someone hold my hand.

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  8. That music is like a twisted, freaky circus...where the clowns laugh as they slowly stab you to death. In other words: AWESOME.

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  9. Um, that's not what I was expecting when they said "magic bullet."

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  10. (I assume this guy took a real informercial, slowed it down, and added sound and visual effects?)

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  11. SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

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  12. That music will live in my nightmares. "You guuuuys are gonnna go crraaazy" LOL

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  13. I'm a major fan of the original Magic Bullet infomercial: The couples who look as if they have been up all night snorting and wife swapping and are looking forward to a nice, restorative breakfast before beginning round 2; the bitter old hag in the housecoat with the cig hanging out of her mouth (unlit, unsmoking, but with an inch of ash) and the raspy tobacco voice (is she their grandmother? Their madam? Who??); the fat, surly, vegetable hater "Ohhhh, broccoli! I hate broccoli!"), the blonde who looks as if she's witnessing the resurrection of Christ when she sees "The Bullet" chop an onion.

    Gold. Pure gold.

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  14. LMAO at Mango. Must. Google. Infomercial. NOW!

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  15. SON OF A BITCH... now I want a magic bullet!

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  16. You are sh*tting me? Priceless.

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