Ashlee Simpson Has A Savvy Rocker Edge

At this point, after reading the headline above, many of you are probably trying to pick yourselves up off the floor after laughing so hard you fell. I want you to know that the words above are not my own. I, in no way have ever thought, nor will I ever think that Ashlee Simpson is a rocker, savvy or has an edge.

But, thanks to her sister Jessica, Ashlee now has a job. After Ashlee whined to her dad that Jessica has all the money and that she wants some too, Pimpa Joe, took one look at his daughters breasts, and then went and found Jessica, and after taking a long look at Jessica's breasts, told her to find something for Ashlee to do.

Hence, a new clothing line was born. Jessica, with the help of Ashlee is starting a new fashion line aimed at Tweens. Apparently it is supposed to have a girly playful attitude which is why this quote about bringing on Ashlee makes no sense.

"Creating a tween apparel collection was a natural extension for the brand. I'm excited to bring my sister, Ashlee, along as co-creative director of this division, because she brings a savvy rocker edge that defines today's tweens."

First of all as I said above, Ashlee is none of those things, but even if she were those things, how does that mix with girly and playful? It doesn't. But now Ashlee has a job and a purpose and Pimpa Joe has one more way of keeping her under his thumb and his 20% management fee to keep rolling in.