Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Today's Blind Items
Once a jerk, always a jerk. This former B- list movie actor is probably a C+ on a good day. He as married to an B+ movie and television actress but that went sour because of his proclivity for violence. Currently he is married again, but told friends the other night the couple had split. The reason? "Oh, I whacked her once and she got all pissed." The actor barely works and his pickup line usually involves him mentioning who he used to be married to.
Tom Arnold??
ReplyDeleteWow. No idea, but if it's true, I'd really like to know who this is so I can boycott anything he ever does.
ReplyDeleteAntonio Sabato.
ReplyDeleteSabato is not currently married.
ReplyDeleteNicholas Cage and Patricia Arquette??
ReplyDeleteI don't know, this one is tough
@Montana
ReplyDeleteExcellent guess.
I would like to change my answer to yours.
John Heard? Briefly married to Margot Kidder and has a kid with Melissa Leo (who just got a book deal and said she'd spill about her "tumultuous" relationship with him- http://newsfeedresearcher.com/data/articles_e19/melissa-memoir-actress.html). Currently married and plenty of guest spots, but no major work to speak of on his IMDB.
ReplyDeleteI don't think you can say Nic Cage barely works though. He works all the time because he needs the $$$. I wouldn't say he works well because his movies have been terrible lately. I like the John Heard guess.
ReplyDelete@Cecilia
ReplyDeleteLOL
I don't think I am right, cus doesn't Nic Cage work alot?
Like I said I cannot guess this one for the life of me and I want to say that the answer is probably really obvious too.
Sizemore? Was he ever B-? Was he married? Why did I bother posting when I am not sure and all I am doing is questioning myself?
ReplyDeleteSounds like Steven Seagal to me.
ReplyDeleteWhoever it is: loser. It amazes me how many guys think this is no big deal.
ReplyDeleteOoh, John Heard is a good guess. I remember back when Leo was on Homicide: Life on the Street there was spec that one of the reasons she left was due to hers and Heard's relationship and the producers not wanting bad press from it. Apparently he was stalking her or something??
ReplyDeleteOh, one thing, with Leo being a current Oscar winner would she be A+?
ReplyDeleteHow about Eva Longoria and Tyler Christopher? He's been in a ton of shitty shows and movies, and Longoria fits as the actress.
ReplyDeleteAccording to IMDB, he is currently married again (2008), but not to anyone famous.
@alex: Not after that acceptance speech!
ReplyDeleteHOW ABOUT FARRAH FAUCETS EX. RYAN ONEIL.
ReplyDeletethats a good guess RQ he also just got fired from General Hospital and was very pissed off about it.
ReplyDeleteOh, Homicide: Life on the street - what a GREAT show that was! I miss it. :(
ReplyDeletei saw john heard at a smoothie king and he was yelling about not getting his change fast enough. seriously, and he looking at me like THEY were the jerks.
ReplyDeleteAlex: Yes, that's right--John Heard was stalking Melissa Leo while she was working on Homicide--I'm not sure if she left the show voluntarily or was given the boot; if memory serves, it was the latter, and the stalking was a BIG factor in that. I'm not sure that she's quite an A list actress right now, in spite of the Oscar, since she's mostly done supporting and character roles, but she should be at least a good solid B+ right now. Sounds good to me...well, the answer to the blind, that is, not what the douchenozzle did to various women. Out him, Enty!
ReplyDeleteI like the Tom Arnold guess
ReplyDeleteI like the Tom Arnold guess. Also like the John Heard/Melissa Leo guess. I also really like the Steven Segal guess - didn't he above domestic abuse issues while married to kelly LeBrock (think that's who it was?
ReplyDeleteWill nix the Tyler Christopher guess - though he did just get fired, he has been employed by GH for at least 5 or 6 years in this latest stint, and he's been on the show off and on for the last 12 or 13 years I think.
Melissa Leo and John Heard were never married, though, and he is not currently married.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Nicholas Cage is surely at least former A-list - what with the Oscar and many lead roles in big movies, no?
john and melissa were never married.
ReplyDeleteHmm - this is probably way off but Don Johnson is the first person that popped in my head.
ReplyDelete@Montana.
ReplyDeleteProbably. LOL
Now that I am thinking about it, why would Nic Cage use "I used to be married to Patricia Arquette" as a pickup line?
Jennifer Lopez and ex Cris Judd?
ReplyDeleteWhat about Jennifer Garner and Scott Foley?
ReplyDeleteChristina Applegate and Jonathon Schaech?
ReplyDeleteDamn. I was gonna say Bruce Willis, but dude's got like a hundred projects coming out!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf it weren't for the married again bit, I'd have said Sean Penn too.
ReplyDeleteEthan Hawke? Used to be married to Uma? Is she currently B list or higher?
ReplyDeleteL'auteur suggested Christina Applegate and Jonathon Schaech, and he is my guess too. I am not sure if he has gotten a divorce from his last wife yet, though. Something is obviously up with that guy.
ReplyDeleteRay Liota sounds like a nice big ole Spring Morning Douchebag that would do this.
ReplyDeleteI like the Jonathan S guess too! That makes a lot of sense. I was thinking WIlliam Hurt at first but I dont think he was ever married to Marlee Matlin or is even married now...huh..yah I think the JS guess is dead on
ReplyDelete@Cecelia -
ReplyDeleteAntonio Sabato was on the phone on Howard Stern this morning, and he was talking about his current wife. So it looks like he is currently married.
Jonathon Schaech announced his separation from his wife about six months ago.
ReplyDeleteRay Liota??? What..no, you've been watching Goodfella's too much :)
ReplyDeleteIs Margot Kidder a TV actress though? It says he was married to a B+ TV and movie actress. I don't think Margot Kidder was B+ or a TV actress. She was maybe a C+ or B- at best. She really only had 1 hit movie.
ReplyDeleteI actually like the Tom Arnold guess.
Was Jonathon Schaech ever B-? The only role I can think of for him was in That Thing You Do. Tom Arnold is a good guess, but again, would he be bragging about being maried to Roseanne Barr? Umm....?
ReplyDeleteI too thought of Don Johnson right away, but I'm not sure he was ever much of a movie actor and I'm not sure Melanie Griffiths did TV. But it sure sounds like his m.o.
ReplyDeleteI'm changing my vote to Tom Arnold. He was in the movie "The Jerk Theory" in 2009, and Roseanne claimed that he was physically violent with her during their marriage. Though who would brag about being married to Roseanne? Maybe Tom, if that's all he's got...
ReplyDeleteLinnea..I missed it too. Homocide
ReplyDeleteis playing on the CTRC cable Channel at 5:00AM if your cable company carries CTRC. I have Comcast.
I hope we get a reveal on this jerk!
Jonathon Schaech, married Jana Kramer July 4, 2010 and recently filed for divorce. Rumor on IMDB is she cheated on him with her co-star on a recent project but who knows....
ReplyDeleteok i had this long windy crap post about don johnson that i deleted (thats me up there @ 11:10am LOL)
ReplyDeleteit may be nothing but in pics below this There is a picture of Antonio Banderas.
Miami Vice may be old but it was a top show for a few years (until Michael Mann basically bailed ) and Nash Bridges went on for quite a few years. Don is married to Kelly Phleger (spelling, not sure I got it right) and has at least 3 kids with her.
when I lived in miami i heard quite a few stories about what a jerk don was at least when the show was on, but i don't see him hitting Kelly for some reason.
but my guess is Don.
Can't be Don Johnson, although I did hear he was a jerk. Melanie never did TV and was an A list at one time.
ReplyDeleteTom admitted to only marrying Rosanne because of her celeb status...so I don't doubt for a min that he uses that as his claim to fame. He came out and said he never loved her but only used her. He is a famewhore.