Today's Blind Items
This D lister and his new bride just got back from their honeymoon. I don't know how long I give their marriage considering they each were messing around with other people during the honeymoon. The D lister already has had a date and he just got back this week.
Wills and Kate! /kidding
ReplyDeleteLlamas and wife #5?
ReplyDeleteRob Schneider?
ReplyDeleteso sad that many fall into the trap of marrying for some realm of normalcy. when many in the world should never marry from the start.
ReplyDeleteI think RQ got it...The newest Lamases are all shades of sticky-lookin'!
ReplyDelete(Sorry for the double/mixed metaphor talk, all! It's the only way I know how to say it.)
Did Eddie and Leann go on honeymoon? He is the epitome of D List
ReplyDeleteI think it's Lamas, but I am going out on a limb here just for fun and throw out Marie Osmond's former and once-again husband.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the guess of Lorenzo Lamas and his latest Shauna/Shawna.
ReplyDeleteplease pray for my safety gossip family. i accepted an offer to work at a brothel in nevada for a few weeks at a time. i had not been able to find full time employment. my kids need their mom to return safely to them.
ReplyDeletegood luck, hooker?
ReplyDeleteSending prayers you way Hooker.
ReplyDeleteweirdest post ever
ReplyDeleteI should clarify... that is in response to Hooker.
ReplyDeletehey hooker, my dna is on the way
ReplyDeleteglad to help
ReplyDeleteSending good thoughts your way Hooker.
ReplyDeleteum, random. I'm guessing hooker and our regular troll sandman are one in the same.
ReplyDeletethanks guys and ladies. my sister will look after my kids. i have to work a few weeks and i know it will be very hard work. selling one's body is not glamorous by any means, and some brothels are brutal. so i have done good research to find the right spot. if i hate it with a passion, i will be done with this by summer's end. i want to save for those torrential down pour days.
ReplyDeleteright now i have down-sized my life and we are living in a one bedroom with a small den that is used as a bedroom.
i left this "life" awhile ago to go straight, but had my hours slashed by my employer.
Am I the only one that's a little sick and tired of reading posts about personal problems?!
ReplyDeleteGeez...
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ReplyDeleteOkay
ReplyDeleteYou have to work as a stripper, hooker, flip burgers, whatever...
I don't care...
Whoops, read whole comment thread first. :)
ReplyDelete@RocketQueen
ReplyDeleteHooker has been on here before quite a few times and talked about her profession. I believe she's real.
Miranda-
ReplyDeleteI was posting about Hooker and her personal issues.
I just want to read about the blind item guesses NOT about someone's issues.
Everyone has issues! Everyone!
Ughhhhhhhhh
thanks renoblondee!
ReplyDeletehave a good day everyone.
This is so Lorenzo and Bride # 5. Why the hell did they marry? WTF? Publicity Stunt?
ReplyDelete@ Hooker, do what you have to do to support yourself and your family. No one has the right to judge you but God. Be safe girl.
sending a prayer your way.
ReplyDeleteMy vote is for Lorenzo Craig and his new wife.....yes, rumor has it he's changing his last name. I'm guessing he thinks it makes him sound more like 007.
ReplyDeleteMy better half worked with Shauna Sand's dad. She used to be married to Lorenzo Lamas. Let me tell you he is all sorts of crazy and had a drug issue himself. At the Christmas party one year it took all of my will to not ask what planet he was from.
I enjoy showing my hubby all the funny shots of Shauna I can find. He never wants to look but they're comical.
I vote for him and his new bride.
hey hook, blond, brunette or redhead & do you take the 3rd input? whats your height & weight?
ReplyDeletewhich brothel? i might swing by & make a donation.
Interesting Reno, I've never seen her here before.
ReplyDeleteReports, who had the issues, Shauna's Dad or Lorenzo or both?
ReplyDeleteD List sounds like "reality stars" to me. Don't know most of them, wish I didn't know the ones I do, and don't care about anything any of them are doing.
ReplyDeleteIf this means D List celeb in the traditional sense, as in someone who has acted, sang, or otherwise actually DONE something that requires a skill or talent, however tenuous, then I concur: This screams Lorenzo Lamas.
Me either RQ...I lurk more than I post.
ReplyDeleteIf it is legit...wow...Good luck, be safe and hope your situation improves.
What about good ol' Eddie and Leann?
ReplyDeleteI have never seen her either, RQ.
ReplyDeleteAm on the Lorenzo/Craig wagon. Althoug: 1- really, he's as high as a D-List? 2-Wish it was Edie Cibrian already. We know it's gonna happen.
ReplyDeleteI think LeAnn and Eddie. I think Lorenzo would strive to be D-list.
ReplyDeleteMel's ex is posting here?
ReplyDeleteI second Rob Schneider.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's Eddie & LeeAnn.
ReplyDeleteLet them share the joy!
@HannahPalindrome
ReplyDeleteOthers here may enjoy reading about posters' personal lives.
You know, there is a little round wheel in the middle of your mouse, and an arrow on your keyboard. If you don't want to read about someone's life, just scroll past.
Sonicmonkey1984-
ReplyDeleteEveryone has the right to their own opinion.
I don't give a rat's ass if someone needs to work as a hooker to support their family, but people who feel the need to post their personal problems should seek professional help.
Well I'm cool with it because I feel like she came here to talk about it because she trusts that we here are non judgemental and mellow that way. Maybe she just needed to let it out.
ReplyDeleteI feel the same when, for example, someone says they're sick and asks for some good thoughts on the comments.
That's what this nice community is here for sometimes IMO.
I think I took too much glaucoma medicine today...
ReplyDeleteOh, christ. I don't really care to hear about this crap, either! (re: Hooker.) Sounds like a lead up to begging for money, if you ask me...
ReplyDeleteThis is a celebrity gossip site! If you want to talk about personal problems, there are plenty of other sites for that!
PS: this is obv Lorenzo and new wife.
Me too, john, but at least it makes the internet that much more interesting.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Jesse James & Kat Von D.
ReplyDeleteRenoBlondee said: "I feel like she came here to talk about it because she trusts that we here are non judgemental and mellow that way."
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha! Are we talking about the same blog? You don't need to look into all the past threads to see the sanctimonious judgement around here. It took the 'Queen' Bee 13 minutes to start the "lord of the Flies" spearheading.
Rocket Queen: If you can brag ad nauseum for 80 posts about your 'mina/maja/specialits/internship, then this gal can post her problems. Or in your own words, "Typical RocketQueen."
Get over yourself & sit.the.fuck.down.
Prayers to you Hooker, what ever you're doing, whether you're full of shit or sincere.
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ReplyDelete@mygeorgie
ReplyDeleteI have to agree. I used to love this site, but the snarky self-righteous posters on here have me seriously turned off. Boggles my mind to think there was a time when I would come here for the witty, polite banter. Those days are long gone.
Granted, I am a long-time lurker so nobody will really care what I have to say in the first place, but I digress.
Positive vibes your way, hooker.
I've seen hooker here before and her posts don't bother me. I've never seen her ask for money. There ARE a few posters, however, that I'd like to punch in the throat sometimes when they break out the soap boxes. You don't know who you are because you don't recognize your own pretentious twaddle for what it is so just keep on keeping on in your blissful ignorance.
ReplyDelete@ potatogirl, I don't mind snark but the self-righteous bullshit I could do without. Bring on the celebrity directed snark, I say!
And speaking of snark, does anyone remember the "Snarkywood" blog? That was some seriously funny shit.
ReplyDeleteLorenzo Lamas and the new Shawna. I guess he's marrying them with the same name now so he doesn't call them by the wrong name.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Lamas with the marriage being arranged for reality show purposes.
ReplyDeleteI have no problem with people posting personal stuff, I feel like I get to know the posters better.
ReplyDeleteStay safe Hooker, let us know how you go.
I totally agree it is Lamas.
If the poster is giving us a real statement I wish her, and anyone else who has to make that decision, love to help make life better.
ReplyDeleteGod be with you and yours Hooker. There are many ways to sell your soul for money. I did for 15 years working in a job I hated!!I might as well been hooking I felt terrible all the time.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Lorenzo, that Shellack is still bugging me. Hardly anyone is curvy with a A-list boyfriend. I hate to think it's Scarjo with her looking knocked up lately...smh
@lola-
ReplyDeleteI'm confused. Did I miss a blind about a curvy chick with A list BF?
I don't think its Eddie and LeAnn. Oh, I certainly believe Eddie would fool around with other women on his honeymoon. However the blind says they were both messing round with others. I can't see LeAnn doing that, at least not at this tsage of her marriage.
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of the old joke from the Onion about how casual sex is only rewarding for the first thirty or forty years, and then it kind of loses its lustre.
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ReplyDeleteAnd again: typical mygeorgie.
ReplyDeleteAs usual, you're incapable of reading. Not once did I complain about people posting their personal shit. Pathetic.
I'm so *terribly* sorry you had such a problem with a conversation I was having with Sue Ellen on another post. Next time, I suggest you scroll past it and move on with your life.
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ReplyDeleteita, mygeorgie. nothing in hooker's FIRST post was one of sowing discord or insulting posters. she did not deserve to be called a troll.
ReplyDeletegood luck to HOOKER
ReplyDeletelorenzo & shawna for the win!
Ms.Snarky the blind about shellack its one of tedc blinds:-(
ReplyDeleteBlogger Finine said...
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Jesse James & Kat Von D.
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER
Blogger Finine said...
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Jesse James & Kat Von D.
Are they even married yet?
Rocket Queen: "Not once did I complain about people posting their personal shit."
ReplyDeleteI didn't say that. I was questioning your spearheading "Troll!" instigation.
"Next time, I suggest you scroll past it and move on with your life."
My point precisely. If you aren't interested in Hooker's comments, move on graciously. Heed your own words.
And leave Sue Ellen out of it. I never mentioned her. Nice of you to throw her into your garbage though. Classy.
You are completely delusional. Good luck with that!
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