Somewhere Pimpa Joe Is Crying A Little
Over the weekend, Tony Romo got married to Candice Crawford. You just know that Pimpa Joe was off somewhere wishing it was his daughter who was walking down the aisle with Tony Romo. Instead, his daughter was probably somewhere paying her boyfriend his current month's salary or buying him dinner or making him feel alright that he does not have a job and lives off Jessica. Meanwhile, one of Jessica's other exes, Nick Lachey, was having a joint wedding shower on Sunday with his bride to be Vanessa.
She's pretty. He has the cheeks of a drinker.
ReplyDeleteShe has the same face structure as her brother. I'd kill for a face like that.
ReplyDeleteJason - I think she looks TOO much like Chace to me! But hey, good luck to her. By all accounts, Romo is a cheating dog.
ReplyDeleteIf women can be fortune hunters, why not men?
ReplyDelete^^ Quanisha - I'm one of those that think it's pretty shitty to be a fortune hunter/golddigger. Male or female.
ReplyDeleteHer shoe collection rocks!!
ReplyDeleteI only see this as being wrong, if the richer partner is being duped or the one without the money lying to them that their money doesn't matter. Both sides know what they are getting, yes, good luck! You can marry for love and money. Money doesn't buy happiness, but comfort it does.
ReplyDeleteIt's not right for you, but for someone else it's right.
It makes me sad that Jessica is so widely perceived as being such a loser in love. But it makes me even sadder that she apparently pays her boyfriend. She may have issues, but who doesn't?
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan, but if it's really true that her bf practically lives off her, I feel bad for Jessica Simpson. How sad that she herself doesn't think she deserves more than that.
If I was a millionaire in love, I'd happily pay for him to live life to the fullest without the stress and restrictions doing time for 8 -10 hours a day a job requires if they were ok with it.
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad no one can ever fall in love with someone wealthier than them without automatically being labeled a shallow gold digger.
$ = freedom
I get a super bad vibe from Jessica's fiance. I feel bad, she seems like a perfectly nice person.
ReplyDeleteI get a super bad vibe from Romo but best o' luck to them.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how over the top both Nick/LemonJello & Jess/WhatsHisFace's weddings will be, since it is their 2nd.
Yep, Papa Joe is crying all his way to the bank because his daughter can financially support not only herself but her future husband and children ;\
ReplyDeleteJessica's fiance should be in graduate school now. Well, maybe not right now. They're probablly on summer break. But, he should have been in it the last year. He chose to drop out of a prestigious school to follow her around. Yup, he could have had one year done by now.
ReplyDelete"Cheeks of a drinker" is going to be my next album title.
ReplyDeleteThis was Reunion Weekend at Yale. Maybe he took her to his reunion. (I went to four with my now ex-wife, and I have to say that having Jessica Simpson there would have been a blast.)
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