Last night I watched Craig Ferguson. Not, the show, but his standup special from earlier in the year which he taped in Nashville. Hilarious. An hour very well spent. Anyway, in the special he was discussing sex scandals and I forgot about one he mentioned and was wondering if any of you remember it. He talked about how right after he started, Kevin Costner got caught trying to get a rub and tug from a masseuse while at the golf resort of St. Andrews. Oh, and this was on Kevin's honeymoon. Does anyone else remember that? The thing is his wife stayed with him right? Who the hell gets a rub and tug on their honeymoon? If you are doing that then, you now he is cheating every second he can every other day of the year. Just walk away. It is amazing how much gossip is out there that just leaves the memory after awhile.
What's a rug and a tub...?
ReplyDeleteA massage with a "happy ending"
ReplyDeleteYou make it sound like a mere request on his part for a bit of a happy ending! He jerked off in-front of an unwitting masseuse...poor girl. Tomorrow let's talk about Richard Gere's affinity for rodentia. K?
ReplyDeleteI'm just joshin'....
ReplyDeleteLook, if the new Missus Costner didn't know about Kev, she must have been living on the dark side of the moon. He was up there with the Ahnuld for sleeping with whatever he could.
I fell madly in love with him when I saw Fandango, but it was all over between us after Waterworld.
I totally remember this, and didn't a few more staff type people come out and say that he did that kind of thing a lot?
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ReplyDeleteyou have to admit, in Waterworld he looked completely credible as a creepy, not so smart half man half fish dude. I'd say it was good acting, but I suspect it's just Kev being Kev.
I remember more folks came forward about it, too. That it was SOP for good ol' Kev. Happy honeymoon!
ReplyDeleteHere they call it release...
ReplyDeleteI well remember you telling this tale, Enty. Haven't there been enough scummy Kevin Costner sex stories to fill a book? Having something occur on one's honeymoon is especially tacky.
ReplyDeleteI well remember you telling this tale, Enty. Haven't there been enough scummy Kevin Costner sex stories to fill a book? Having something occur on one's honeymoon is especially tacky.
ReplyDeleteLimited RAM - I have a hard time keeping my kids names straight.
ReplyDeleteAnd Waterworld was on cable this weekend.
Waterworld is not that bad compared to the abomination that was his Robin Hood which should go down in the annals of film as the worst British accent EVER. Having said that I really enjoyed a lot of his smaller movies like A Perfect World, Revenge, No Way Out and Mr. Brooks. And so what if he's a sleaze. Nothing to see here, move along.
ReplyDeleteI never heard that about him. LOL That's why I read blogs like this I guess LOL
ReplyDeleteYikes. Is it me, or does the bride look like she has a case of the crazy eyes in that pic?
ReplyDeleteI read about this little scandal and never heard anything more about it. Didn't the masseuse get fired for complaining?
ReplyDeleteHe wanted a younger, trophy wife and she wants his money. Sounds like a fair trade to me.
ReplyDeleteNever saw Robin Hood, never will.
ReplyDeleteA Perfect World was good LooserDude.
I LOVED Robin Hood---It was my first intro to Alan Rickman, who TOTALLY stole that movie. He was hilariously evil, not just evil. I recommend tolerating the movie for his scenes, they are mostly in the final 2/3 of the movie, if you really can't take Costner but love Rickman.
ReplyDeleteA Perfect World broke my heart. I loved that movie.
ReplyDeleteThis is old news and infidelity broke up his first marriage. Not only has the latest wife stayed, I think they have two maybe three children together. He made my heart go pitter patter in For the Love of the Game and Open Range. Even though he is a cheating bastard....
ReplyDeleteLoved Costner in Bull Durham and Field of Dreams, but Robin Hood was MADE by Rickman ("just be thankful I didn't use a spoon") and Elizabeth's fantastic hair. Other than that, once I accepted that Costner is a complete horn dog who probably put Tiger Woods to shame over his years in H'wood, the bloom was off the rose. Really not that interested in anything he does anymore, on or off screen.
ReplyDeleteCraig Ferguson was recently in Tulsa, and I kick myself daily that I didn't buy tickets to see him.
ReplyDeleteI liked Field of Dreams but that was about it from Costner.
Alan Rickman's name should not be mentioned in the presence of a lesser mortal like Kevin Costner.
First, I was at the 9:30 show that night in Nashville. I want to see the show on tv to see how the two shows were edited together, and also to see if I made the crowd shots. I had GREAT seats! It was a wonderful show.
ReplyDeleteSecond, yeah, I remember this scandal well. I had a huge crush on Kevin Costner in high school/college. Hated that he turned out to be such a dick.
Oooh, I'd love to see Craigy Ferg live! I just need to fly out to LA and get my fix of him, Conan, & Ellen all in the same week.
ReplyDeleteI definitely remember this story re: Costner. It did kind of go away quietly.
Looserdude: actually, Kevin Costner's accent is the second worst British accent ever attempted by an American. Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins is, by far, the WORST.
ReplyDeleteAnd there is something dirty, dirty sexy about KC. I can't even think about it without wanting a shower.
And I love, love, love Craigy Ferg.