Oprah, her last show and her gaggle of final guests get the top spot.
Alyssa Milano showing off her pregnancy glow.
Kanye West and Boris Becker hang out on Boris' yacht.
Not the best Bradley Cooper has ever looked. He still took her home though.
Brooklyn Decker and Angela Kinsey sing karaoke for charity.
Blake and Leo hanging out on a yacht.
Alec Baldwin is probably now being stalked by Courtney Love.
A new look for Carey Mulligan as she eats dinner with Baz Luhrman.
Elisabetta Canalis wolf whistles at herself.
The Biebs gets up close and personal with Japanese shampoo.
Alyssa Milano showing off her pregnancy glow.
Kanye West and Boris Becker hang out on Boris' yacht.
Not the best Bradley Cooper has ever looked. He still took her home though.
Brooklyn Decker and Angela Kinsey sing karaoke for charity.
Blake and Leo hanging out on a yacht.
Alec Baldwin is probably now being stalked by Courtney Love.
A new look for Carey Mulligan as she eats dinner with Baz Luhrman.
Elisabetta Canalis wolf whistles at herself.
The Biebs gets up close and personal with Japanese shampoo.
Vogue will still probably praise Carey Mulligans hobo-inspired outfit, because it's designer hobo-inspired. Labels aren't everything, you know.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the look in Alec Baldwin's eyes!
ReplyDelete"get her off me"
"is it catching?"
"someone will be fired"
ha!
I wish I was a rich celebrity so I could gross out the world with my ill fitting bikini top.
ReplyDeleteBrooklyn and Angela were doing a Britney Spears song. Seems they had a boatload of fun, they look cute.
Blake must have some serious sexual mojo 'cause otherwise I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteI really don't think Blake and Leo are doing it. She's too high profile and needy for him.
ReplyDeleteThat's quite the final guest list...Tom/Katie, Tom Hanks, Beyonce, Halle and is that Madonna? I love gossip, but it's kind of sad all her final guests are in the entertainment industry. How about scientists, authors, politicians, etc.?
Mandy Stadtmiller posted a couple pics of her and Courtney. Made me happy, its almost like 1995, only the dress fits and the makeup isn't smeared.
ReplyDeleteThat Canalis chick is so trampy looking -- I don't get what George sees in her. And I hate when underboob is put on display. Put it away, dear, I'm clutching my pearls.
ReplyDeleteI don't get Mulligan's look. Is she a lost Olsen sister?
Does anyone think that guest list for Oprah is a bit obnoxious? Didn't Johnny Carson have only 3 on his final show?
ReplyDeleteLainey tends to imply that George has, um, perverted tendancies and Elizabetta willingly obliges.
I saw a close-up of Madge from the Oprah taping and she's definitely had more work done.
ReplyDeleteOMG, I think Alec Baldwin just peed his pants a little. If he thought Kim was whacked, he's got a new bag of crazy with Courtney.
I think OPrah is giving people what they want. And sadly, people want celebrities a lot more than they want scientists and authors.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that, you can rest assured that I will be watching the shit out of the final shows! *L*
I think Leo and Blake are doing it. But that's about as far as it's gonna go. He's still waiting for his Victoria's Secret catalogue to be delivered so he can pick out his next girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteMe? Jealous? No, Im not Jealous at all? Why would you say such a thing? (*closes bathroom door to cry in secret*)
I think if you look up "beard" in the dictionary, a picture of Elisabetta Canalis will pop up next to it. But it's like he was off target a little bit. Like he picked the beard himself. "This is someone a famous, rich, straight man would go out with! I will choose her!". He should have left it to his staff and they could have picked someone a bit classier *L*. I think it's mostly that wretched armband tattoo though.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised Oprah isn't going to have her BFF Julia Roberts on. Or Tommy or John Travoltaaaaaaaaaaa.
ReplyDeleteOh, my mistake, Tommy is there. I didn't see him because - well, - y'know.
ReplyDeleteShort.
Elisabetta's arm band is not as bad as the "pain is love" tat on her forearm.
ReplyDeleteB Coop tends to give me the creeps in general, but never more so than in that pic, he looks like a drunk version of my 7th grade teacher.
@Asteid - Bradley does look like he crashed some high school prom in that photo, doesn't he?
ReplyDeletewell, i happen to think canalis is a huge step up from george's usual girl du jour.
ReplyDeleteshe's been around a long time too. what's the average shelf life for a clooney girl, anyway? she's got to be getting close to her expiration date.
Muligan looks like a bag lady, which I am sure is insulting bag ladies all over.
ReplyDeleteCanalis, weariing a two small bikini top is just tacky as all hell and that forearm tat just finished the picture of her as the "bearded tart"
Jason, Julia got her own show with Tom Hanks jus the other week. They're that special.
ReplyDeleteBradley Cooper looks wasted....maybe that's what it takes...
ReplyDeleteWhy does Alyssa Milano feel like a blind to me?
ReplyDeleteI read something somewhere about a pregnant star of a 90's show and for some reason I'm now thinking of her....
Totally shallow, but... I love Blake's bag. That shade of baby pink that Chanel does... *drools*
ReplyDeleteHmmm, maybe Leo was more interested in the bag than Blake, I wonder about him and how honest he is about certain aspects of his private life.
ReplyDeleteI thought Alex looked scared too, Courtney looks way too comfy there.
Yeah I agree with everything said about Elisabetta. George is another one who seems a bit off to me.
When I saw the photo of Oprah (haven't watched the show in a long time) I wondered how much weight she'd pack on when she isn't doing her show anymore.
Nancer - as a former, long time Cloonatic, I can tell you that the average shelf life of a Clooney girl is 3 years, after which time they delude themselves into thinking he will marry them, followed by a tearful goodbye and some rad parting gifts (house, car, etc.)
ReplyDeleteMaja - I have heard from some in the business that Clooney is not gay, but he has some kinky tendencies. And anyway, if you were a good-looking, rich, successful guy who got burned in a divorce, would you remarry? Hell no! I think of man-girl Elizabeth as a mistress. Probably well paid. I'm done.
@Rocket - thanks for ID-ing some bc I'm reading this on my phone & the photo is grainy...
ReplyDelete@Texshan - Agree with you on EC.
That is def the worst I've ever seen B Coop look. Must have been a looong night of drinking.