Friday, May 20, 2011

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Jake G right after his workout.
Kirstie Alley plants one on Romeo. All a joke. Although, I think Kirstie would not mind spending some one on one time with him.
Katie Holmes at some fashion event.
Also there was Jenna Elfman. Normally I would skip Jenna, because I am not a fan, have reached my limit of three Scientology members per photo post, and she is wearing 1970's golfing pants, but I put her in here because she looks like she is 3 feet taller than that other woman. I mean Jenna is like
Gisele Bundchen tall.
"Hi, I am Kim Kardashian and I need more attention, so I decided to wear this for a walk down the sidewalk in the middle of the day." Who does this?
Of course, it all pales in comparison to the Mischa Barton look.
Patrick Dempsey getting mobbed in Cannes.
A solo Rebecca Gayheart playing with her child.
Miraculously, there was no blood shed.
Tyra Banks gives in to her Larry King fetish.


29 comments:

  1. Is the Rebecca Gayheart comment a hint or reveal? Hmmm

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  2. Yeah Kirstie, every woman I know that is a true size 6 wears leggings underneath their dresses as much as you do.

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  3. Patrick looks like Dr. 90210 there.

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  4. Anonymous1:16 PM

    Ah yes, now I can sleep easier. I now know where Waldo is. Thanks Mischa.

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  5. I have very fine, slow-growing hair, so Kirstie's hair has always had me jealous.

    Is she wearing fake hair there? I can never tell.

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  6. LOL FS
    That's the first thought I had seeing that pic. "Size 4 my fat ass!"
    You know she's now saying she's a 4? Ummm, yeahno.

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  7. i wonder if kirstie's people rip off the size 16 tag and sew on the '6'? maybe that's where her delusion stems from?

    katie holmes looks cute. that miami sun did her good.

    that's the longest crotch i've ever seen on a pair of pants, jenna elfman...idg them. are they for adult diaper purposes?

    did mischa learn nothing from last yr's yellow skinny pants?

    that's some serious plastic surgery on all those housewives.

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  8. Anonymous2:02 PM

    Long time lurker here. The Rebecca remark made me think about a blind about a celebrity couple who weren't sure their child was the husband's because they like to swing....

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  9. Is Jake G. receeding? I still like Dharma & Greg.

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  10. If Kirstie is a 4 it's because she's shopping at Chico's and they have their own weird sizing system. No way she is a Rodeo 4 or even a Macy's Wiltshire 4 (is that one still open?).

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  11. Why does anyone still give a rip about Mischa Barton?

    Oh I forgot she is still a fave of Enty's... why? Girl looks like a reject from a bargain basement circus.

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  12. Other than being married to Tom Cruise, can someone please explain to me why people consider her a "fashion icon???" I had this outfit in my closet 30 years ago and gave it to charity. How did she get it?

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  13. Yeah, Tom Cruise's people tried to launch Katie Holmes as a big-time fashionista. That didn't quite work out.

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  14. I'd love for IMG to insist Tyra get a makeover they have approved and inflict a crew cut on her. Man she's just mean.

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  15. I think Mischa is either *beyond* legally blind, or she has the best sense of humor in the whole world. I thought she was so delicately pretty as Marissa Cooper. Mischa is truly an English rose, and she really can clean up well; I just don't think she gives a shit. So, more power, I say.

    Aw, Kim could have been going to a lunch date or whatever. I truly don't get the hate. There are Reality People like Kate Gosselin -- who obtained notoriety for being a shittactular parent -- and other people like Kim, who became famous because a lot of people have seen her T&A. Who cares? What's worse? Who has Kim ever hurt?

    Truly, it BOTHERS me that she's targeted so often, because I think it's ALL slutshaming. You hate the show? DON'T WATCH IT. I've watched it, and it's BORING, but it's not offensive. She's not Paris. She's not tossing out ethnic slurs or driving wasted down Hollywood Blvd, or locking her Yorkshire terriers in a closet so she can dash off to Europe and do blow for five days. All this chick does is shop, pose for pictures, and date random athletes. WHO CARES? Why the hate?

    And let it be known that I'm not a Kardashian stan or anything, but I REALLY don't get why they provoke such ire.

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  16. Ida
    I tend to agree.
    Out of all the reality stars Kim and her sisters are prob least offensive.
    By all accounts, however vapid they may be, they are polite and somewhat responsible human beings. I don't get the intense hate either.

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  17. Maybe it is for attention, but I just think Kim is one of these girls that has to dress up everywhere she goes.

    Patrick D. does not look at all unhappy about being groped on by the ladies.

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  18. theresa and melissa are posing next to each other????? did you just ruin the whole upcoming season for me???

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  19. Mischa looks like she's channeling a combination of Waldo and Carrie Donovan, sort of a "Where's Magic?"

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  20. Ida -

    She got her fame by releasing a sex tape with some really kinky acts in it and by hanging out with Paris. Now, she and the family are making a ton of money doing absolutely nothing useful, and every single family member (including the kids) are being pimped out.

    They are using their fame to sell everything they can put their name on (including a really horrible, horrible credit card they attempted to market to kids, and that had to be pulled from the market because it was so predatory).

    So yeah, I don't hate them personally, because that would require me to care a whole great deal more than I do, but I can see it. I don't watch the show, but they keep getting slammed down my throat and it is annoying that people can reach that level of success without actually having valuable skills.

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  21. @Linnea -- True, true. I guess *I* don't hate the Kardashians simply because I compare them to the Hiltons in my head, and the Hiltons are SO MUCH more egregious in every conceivable way. See, that's a reason to root for Kim: she dumped Paris, and later surpassed her in fame! I LOVE that, because you *know* it tortures Paris. But I also don't have cable, so the K-Dash media saturation doesn't really affect me that much.

    "it is annoying that people can reach that level of success without actually having valuable skills"

    This is precisely how I feel about the cast of Glee -- minus Jane Lynch, of course. ;-)

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  22. My take on the Kardashians is that they are famewhores plain and simple, with no real talent. I can't forget their father either and how he was pals with OJ It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

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  23. Kirstie a size 4 or 6? Don't make me laugh. That's the scrawniest man on the planet if that is true. She sure has good hair though.

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  24. Kim spent years sucking up to Paris Hilton because she wanted to be just like her. I don't hate the Kardassians either, but there's nothing admirable about her.

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  25. There is NO WAY Kirstie is a size 12, for christ's sake, let alone a 6!

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  26. Anonymous8:41 AM

    yes, I was on Chico's site for the first time, and I am an extra large and their sizes had me a MEDIUM ?!? And ALL OVER, people are getting BIGGER, but size tags are getting smaller and smaller. I watched an 'I love lucy' the other week and Lucy (1955) was trying to lose like 15 lbs to get down to 120 lbs SO SHE WOULD FIT INTO A SIZE 12!! and she was 5'7" Nowadays, that is a SIZE 6!!!!! Would they have even had clothes for most of us plus size people in the 50's?

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  27. Anonymous8:48 AM

    Kirstie Alley, though, is buying her dresses, (she said she bought the same dress in sizes 2-16?) at a store obviously does not carry sizes that match up with what WE, 'normal, regular, Americans' wear or buy at J.C. Penny's, Walmart, Sears, Macys, etc. and I would venture to say, she has been buying(and deluding herself) at this store for a while. And WHY NOT? She goes to a 'regular' store in HOLLYWOOD terms, and she could not fit into a size 20, she went to Chicos, (or whatever) and she fits, or it swims on her, a SIZE 16! Where would a FAT PERSON who has been deluding themselves for years go? (and have the household help HIDE what the papers say about her FAT BUTT!) Guess Scientology lies to her too, as long as the CHECKS COME IN!

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  28. Anonymous8:55 AM

    Please ENTY, YOU are just giving into KARDASHIANS. she is NOT GOING TO LUNCH, she would be in a car. As for Kate Gosselin, AND I DON'T WANT ARGUEMENTS TO START ABOUT HER, but most of the stuff about her is sites printing bulls**t about her and her family. Her parenting style is different, but so is everyone elses, but JUST like Sarah Palin, sites know they get a rise out of people and then HITS, so they print little little bits, OR LIES, and that increases the SITES TRAFFIC, AND LEADS TO MORE REVENUE. Karadasians, are totally money whores, like their CREDIT CARD, and then they act like they did not know anything about fees, etc. BULL... Then STOP SIGNING YOUR NAME OR YOUR LYING... They are 'role models' unfortunately to some young women, young teens and girls. that is their only talent.... and their father was 'great friends' and supported OJ SIMPSON, something I will never forget...

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  29. Patrick Dempsey looks like such a POMPOUS D-BAG in that picture. I think his real life personality is starting to infect his on-screen personality too, and I don't like it at all. Get over yourself!

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