Jodie Foster shows off her new filling to Mel Gibson. She uses it to make Contact.
A very different looking Jason Lee.
The guy on the right buys sex. The woman in the middle has sex everywhere, and the guy on the left has sex with a surprising number of women considering how unattractive he is.
The adjective and President head home from the hospital with their kooky parents.
I have never been more disappointed in Miranda Cosgrove than I am right now.
Meanwhile, Paris apparently has a pony and likes to bring her to hotels and lock her up in tiny cages.
The Princess is looking especially nice today.
Rachel Leigh Cook doing some press for her television show.
Rachel McAdams and her guy, Michael Sheen.
The Situation then took her home and smushed. Congratulations whoever you are, you have become the first Italian to get smushed this season on Jersey Shore.
At least the twins didn't go home in a limo -- mom and dad drove (albeit in a Rolls, but still)
ReplyDeleteThe Situation is gross.
Oooh..a Rachel Leigh Cook post...you know what that means? It's time for this:
ReplyDeleteKiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress.
[Chorus:]
Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me
Kiss me down by the broken tree house
Swing me upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
So Kiss me
I would love to be famous just so I could say a resounding F*CK NO to being photographed with an animal for a stupid photo opp (I'm looking at you Kim Lardassian and your kitten scruff). Paris would be photographed with a steaming pile of poo for publicity so this doesn't surprise me.
ReplyDeleteI prefer to believe Carly is just as repulsed by Paris as we are.
ReplyDeleteWho woulda thought Marc Anthony could look any worse? He looks like a junkie and I don't think Jada is too happy to be in the middle of those two.
Miranda! Step Away from the skank. I repeat STEP AWAY FROM THE SKANK!!! I know you just turned 18 two days ago, but this is not what an 18 year old girl needs to be around. Lindsay Loser was 18 years old once - and who did she hang around with? Thaaaaat's right. Do you wanna be like a Lindsay? Uhn-uhn. Take my advice - Step away - go home, take a nice hot shower, scrub all the skank off with witch-hazel, freshen up and forget that encounter ever happened.
ReplyDeleteYou'll thank me later.
I really want the Princess' shoes. I've been looking for the exact shoe.
ReplyDeleteI love Miranda Cosgrove, she has such a generous heart the way she reaches out to those poor unfortunate souls who have so much less class than she does.
ReplyDeleteBut Miranda dear, have a nice hot shower and don't let anyone tell you that you have to bring that urchin home.
Marc is probably hoping Jada will throw him down and do him right there.
ReplyDeleteOf COURSE Paris is at an event where they have a mini pony locked inside a tiny gate for entertainment purposes. Of COURSE.
ReplyDeleteI'm curious to know how any of the Jersey Shore crew is chatting up the Italians, since I bet very few of them actually speak Italian.
Rachel McAdams looks faaaaabulous!
ReplyDeleteLove the Rachel McAdams pic! Wouldn't mind having a pic like that of myself looking great with hot legs!
ReplyDeleteim happy for Mariah and Nick. I hope this is a happy time for them. both if them are....interesting personalities, but gosh darn it they really wanted to become parents and Mariah didn't hire some womb to do the 9 months for her.
ReplyDeleteGood Lord that poor pony!! He will wind up locked in a closet and starved to death.
ReplyDeleteThe Parisite will say in her annoying voice, " I thought she was hawt. I wanted a My Lttle Pony but like ya know alive. Then Sparkle got to want things, like ya' know food and brushing. She was really smelly too. She did SOooo not smell like cotten candy. Now she's taking a nap with Tinkerbelle in Heaven."
Why was mariah in the hospital so long? I read somewhere it was tummy tuck/lipo twofer? Anyone know if this is close to true.
ReplyDeleteI was watching TNT and Marc Anthony is going to be Jada's ex-boyfriend/love interest on her show, Hawthorne. Why anyone would ever think Marc Anthony is hot or even remotely attractive I will never know. I didn't even know he was an actor. Stunt casting.
ReplyDeleteMarc Anthony was on Nurse's last season for two episodes. He was a cop I think, and they might have gone on a date but he wasn't her ex. They hadn't met before. Michael Vartan is her love interest.
ReplyDeleteJersey jerk has great hair! Looks like he poured a quart of used Penzoil on it.
ReplyDeleteFuck Jody Foster and fuck Mel Gibson.
ENT: Do us a favor. Don't post any more Paris Hillton stories or photos. Just completely ignore her. If every media outlet does this, she will go away.
ReplyDeleteJason, don't make fun of one of my favorite teen movies and guilty pleasures. ;)
ReplyDeleteAre we sure Paris really owns that pony? Let's hope not. Horses are hard work and if she can't handle taking care of dogs that pony is f*****. :-(