After all the things Amber Rose said about him and all the rumors, Kanye West decided to go to his balcony in Cannes and pretend to make out with some woman and then
dry hump her. She looks really interested.
Michelle Rodriguez cliff jumping. I'm guessing she was scared.
What's better Keith? Getting a kiss from Nicole Kidman or
kissing the ground? Both are cool and pasty.
Pippa Middleton in Spain. I think it is reality show time for her.
Rob Lowe sees a woman on the beach in Cannes and says, "She is lit-r-ally the best looking person I have seen all day."
This is Tristane Banon. She is a French journalist who is now coming forward to tell police she was also sexually attacked by the head of the IMF who is accused of sexually assaulting a hotel maid in New York over the weekend.
Tim Tebow and some underwear models.
Kanye's girly is more interested in the camera than him -- can't say I blame her.
ReplyDeleteRob Lowe sees woman on the beach and thinks,"If she has an underage daughter I will Lit-rally film myself molesting her."
ReplyDeleteGive um' face, honey!
ReplyDeleteThat story about the IMF chief (and former pres candidate now) is absolutely crazy. I wonder how much more there is.
ReplyDeleteBanone is also the goddaughter of Dominique Strauss-Kahn's second wife. So she has a more credibility. This is going to get interesting.
ReplyDeleteBut it isn't shocking. Bush's former World Bank guy, Paul Wolfowitz, got it on with one of his staffers and gave her a nice promotion and raise as part of the relationship. These bank regulatory guys are a little scandalous anyway.
@Sevenmack - I'm not sure how being "a little scandalous" squares with violent sexual assault.
ReplyDeleteThat seduction technique of 'jump out naked and chase her down' isn't new. Some men think it's totally normal to have to heavily 'convince' a woman.
ReplyDeleteNo matter what country you go to, hotel maids are usually immigrant women, powerless & vulnerable. He's probably gotten away with this for YEARS. Thank god the maid in NYC (?) got away and called the cops!
I think Kanye's just glad that this girl actually has hair.
ReplyDeleteWhat did Amber Rose say about Kanye?
ReplyDelete@Ice Angel - that her current, no-name boyfriend is, in no way, shape or form a downgrade from Kanye.
ReplyDelete"Yes Kanye, that's a fair sum of money for me to go to Cannes with you, be photographed, whatever, but just remember that I will need a steady supply of rum and coke, 'kay? That way I won't recoil and cringe in public when you touch me. Awesome, I'll start packing."
ReplyDeleteFS, that was brill!
ReplyDeleteThe woman with Kanye looks like that chick who was on MTV's Las Vegas Real World series years ago...
@Nova: I'm not saying both instances are absolutely the same. The issue, in both cases, is that there are men taking advantage of their positions in society to sate their own desires. Whether it is a sex scandal involving a man sleeping with his subordinate, or a top international leader violently assaulting a woman, the underlying reasons are still the same. Men behaving as if they are above law, ethics and morals.
ReplyDeleteThat IMF guy is creepy looking, it's no excuse but I'd dare say that's why he forces himself on women. I can't imagine seeing him running down a hallway chasing me, it's the stuff nightmares are made of.
ReplyDeleteThanks Rocket....LOL!
ReplyDeleteHow many think this is the closest Tebow has ever been to a chick only wearing underwear?
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