Officer We Are On Teen Mom
When was the last time Gary Shirley or Amber Portwood were actually on Teen Mom? It has been well over a year. Right now they remind me of Johnny Drama living off his Melrose Place memories. Gary was arrested yesterday after a policeman drove by Gary's truck and heard a couple yelling at each other inside the truck. This was at 130 a.m. The officer asked if everything was ok and Gary and Amber said it was fine. When the policeman asked them for identification, "The male introduced himself and the female as Gary Shirley and Amber Portwood from ‘Teen Mom’.”
The policeman probably said, that's great, but I am going to need something with a picture on it other than Radar Online articles about your previous arrests. Gary was arrested for driving on a suspended license and because he is so large, had to be secured using two sets of handcuffs. Amber was let go. No word on where their child was or who was watching it.
Fame is a dangerous drug.
ReplyDeleteI am actually glad to hear that he wasn't arrested for DUI.
ReplyDeleteTwo sets of handcuffs? Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteLet me repeat:
ReplyDeleteI hate these people. I have never seen an episode and I refuse to ever sit through one. They make me sick.
And can't you just feel the love in the room in that picture?
ReplyDeleteRQ, I'd bet pretty much anything I have they aren't any different than before fame. They were just as trashy as before.
ReplyDeleteRose, I agree, I was referring to the fact that they tried to name drop who they are instead of providing valid i.d. Who does that?? People who think they are somehow separate/special from everyone else.
ReplyDeleteDisgusting excuses for parents. Gag.
ReplyDelete"Oh Teen Mom? Which season? Oh yeah, you are the one that beat your childs father and he did not lay a hand on you. Yeah, not a fan then or now. License and registration please." Too bad its not a crime to be stupid because these two would have a penthouse cell.
ReplyDeleteLol, gotcha. No one in the real world.
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ReplyDeletethat poor baby. no chance whatsoever
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is the baby will probably grow up to be dumber than them. She needs positive role models, and them two turds ain't it!
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